Hotel Chaldea Ep. Artemis, Mashu & Ritsuka (Patreon)

Some people never get to experience certain things in life. Some of them were for a lack of opportunity, and some of them, well, they were simply things that just couldn't happen. Most of the time a man, for instance, would normally never know what it felt like to have his vagina licked, on account of not having one to be licked in the first place.

But, in the immortal words of a goddess...

"If my uncle could do it, then why not me as well?"

And through an act best described as divine providence if one was charitable, and divine perversion if one was not, things became the way they were and the Debt Collector found himself becoming a she.

This, is the story of what happened after the Goddess turned the man she'd had anal sex with into a woman...

And it's very lewd...

...

"Augh, I never expected it to be this intense!"

With a voice so fine and precious it was hard to believe it came from a human throat, you found yourself reacting to a most strange and enticing sensation. After getting effectively kidnapped and turned into a girl for a night out with no men involved due to the machinations of a crazy and impulsive goddess, you had a lot of fun at a gay bar, danced a lot, drank just enough and then when you went back home, you found yourself not in the warm embrace of your wife who was no doubt waiting for you to come home after she spent all day watching the kids, but instead, you found yourself thrown on bed.

Demonstrating remarkable prowess and impeccable skill, the trio of horny women with you undressed you and themselves in what seemed to be a flash, so much so that you wondered how much magic was involved and how much preparation there'd been on the whole, but what was done was done, and before your butt fell on the soft bed, you found yourself in fancy lace underwear, and standing in front of three women wearing much the same.

Mashu was the first to approach. She'd been wearing her glasses all day and it hadn't changed at night, she could definitely look sexy with just about anything, but somehow the glasses elevated her almost innocent face with a distinctive mature appeal that she normally didn't have, and it was paired with a black babydoll and a T-back thong that left very little to the imagination. She wasn't just sexy, she was downright titillating, and she got on the bed and began to crawl towards you, crawl between your legs, looking into your eyes, as her glasses slid a little down the bridge of her nose while she looked up, piercing purple eyes locking onto your gaze.

It was almost like she was asking you, as she slowed down her crawl to the point she was barely moving...

You couldn't even say it was the alcohol in your system, after all - you had barely drank anything at all, and the necklace dangling from your now slim and elegant neck would purge any and all harmful substances in your body if you activated it, so there was no excuse.

But who could blame anyone for wanting to try such an exclusive experience? After all, it's not every day you can try out lesbian sex and see what it's like, something that you'd seen others do quite a lot, but which you could never participate in.

Mashu seemed to see the acceptance in your relaxed shoulders and muscles, and moved forward a bit more swiftly, placing a hand on each of your thighs and opening you up for inspection, sniffing a little loudly. "Your smell changed," she hummed, closing her eyes. "It's... very nice," she said, opening her eyes and then smiling at you, before moving to your thigh to place her lips against it, moving to the other side and doing the same, then changing back to your left thigh, and repeating, slowly getting closer to your crotch as she did.

Each kiss sent an electric signal from your thigh to your brain, parts of you were more sensitive than before, and you could feel nerves activating in ways they didn't when you were a man, and you felt the tension in your body concentrating in a different way. All new, enticing and interesting experiences, and also perhaps a little more exciting than you expected.

Your girly night was more intense than you could ever have imagined, from the partying to the looks you got in the street, but it paled in comparison to the anticipation coursing through you as Mashu's kisses became ever so slightly more intense to feel, how the slightly electric sensation you were feeling was pooling just above your crotch, under your belly button in a strange, unexpected way...

You had no resistance for this. Your body was all new, and you had no idea how to cope with the sensations or even what to expect.

When Mashu finally got close, got to your crotch, kissing the inner thighs and now quickly swapping back and forth as she approached the prize, you first felt the touch of the cold, hard plastic of her glasses on your skin before she pressed her lips to your crotch through the panties, putting a deep, long kiss on them, the pressure, warmth and wet sensation as her moist lips pressed against your, your- your wet crotch, your-

It was impossible to ignore that you had a pussy then, because you could feel her lips against yours, and she wasn't touching your mouth.

Mashu pulled back, smacking her lips. "Delicious," she moaned, reaching for your crotch and pulling your panties aside, revealing the moist and steamy cunt underneath, your lips were puffy and engorged, pink already, and she spread them with her fingers to reveal a pussy positively oozing its sexual juice. She then didn't wait anymore, diving down again. The moment you felt her tongue inside you was the moment you began to understand the pleasure of a woman in an all new way.

Your back arched and your voice came out in a lewd and slightly shrill moaning cry, only to find yourself crashing down on the bed only for Artemis to plop down just beside you with a smug grin on her face. She had already divested herself of the immensely sexy white and gold bra, her favorite piece of lingerie apparently, and was leaning down, offering you her breast. "You'll get to enjoy what I used to do at my temples when I was bored!" she said with a wink.

"For a virgin goddess, you're pretty lewd," you said, gulping, teary eyes looking up at her as thunderbolts of pleasure coursed through your body with every lick Mashu made, and even your ears felt like she was making love to them as Mashu's own voice came in soft moans and pants cut with the sound of her lips smacking, her tongue lapping at your crotch, and slurping, sucking and swallowing noises.

The goddess smiled and said nothing. She was from a pretty lewd time after all. Instead, as a form of communication and clearly to shut you up, she pushed her boob onto your face, and without further reservation because saying no to the crazy psycho goddess was never a good idea, you gladly accepted the thoroughly delicious, literally divine breast to latch onto, sucking into it with ferocity and force.

"O-Oh..! That's, great!!" Artemis said, sighing and giggling in pleasure, cradling your head to her breast and pushing you against it. "I can't have babies so go ahead and have fun acting like one~!"

You exhaled out of your nose, trying not to laugh at the statement she made, it was a bit of a silly one, either way, but what you weren't prepared for was for Mashu to stop licking your cunt, the intense pleasure from it actually led to you feeling a terrible sense of loss, mitigated only by the nipple in your mouth, which your tongue began to lap at even as you sucked, your body acting on autopilot, trying to please and pleasure the goddess even as you experienced the loss and cold of your wet pussy being exposed to the air.

Mashu wiped her mouth with the back of her hand, and Ritsuka approached. She wore a sexy red and black number, almost entirely sheer, her panties were crotchless, and between her hands she had an extremely long and quite girthy double ended dildo, which she wasted no time in pushing into her own pussy, sighing and moaning in pleasure as she stretched her own cunt with the large toy. Lines of blue began to course through it, lighting up momentarily before it seemed to shake and vibrate on its own.

Ritsuka let out a wild groan and trembled for a moment, closing her eyes and biting her lip, before she calmed, stroking the long half of the dildo that was sticking out of her pussy as she opened her eyes and looked at you. "It's time to take things to the next level..." she moaned.

Your eyes widened a little, you could almost feel the pulling of your skin in fact. Artemis held you, moving so you could rest your head and shoulders on the goddess' lap, using it as a pillow. She put her hands on your shoulders, then slid them along your newly thin and slim arms, before reaching your hands and entwining her fingers with yours for a moment before moving back up your arms and then down your shoulders, holding onto and playing with your chest as she did. "You're about to feel what you make us feel," Artemis whispered. "Isn't that amazing..?"

You gulped as Ritsuka approached you, one hand on your thigh, the other on the cock, straddling your hips next, and finally, adjusting her position, she was astride you, above you, for some reason you had an ominous feeling about the position she was in, but it was impossible to think as you saw her line herself up and slowly guide the large red phallus towards your crotch, towards your pussy. It felt oddly cold, though it was room temperature, as it touched your lower lips, and then it felt heavy, hard and implacable as it began to apply pressure, as it began to push harder into you, as it began to drive into you... implacably, inexorably, awakening in you the realization you were about to, quite literally, get fucked.

Anticipation, excitement and a rushing, gushing river of nervous energy coursed through you followed by the sensation of being stuffed in a way you had never been before, not even after having had things up your ass could you have been prepared for the amazing feeling of getting your pussy penetrated. The pleasure you were feeling was one you were totally inexperienced and unprepared for.

"Ngnh- this is...! A tight virgin pussy!!" Ritsuka mewled, "I'd almost forgotten what a tight virgin pussy's like..!!" she cried out, groaning and enjoying herself immensely, a lewd expression coming over her face. She didn't hold her voice back at all, as she went deep into you, pushing the hard inanimate phallus into your cunt, pushing your insides to capacity and expanding it, in a way you never expected.

Did women feel pleasure more intensely than men did, or did you just feel it more intensely because it was so new? You wouldn't be able to tell, what you could tell was that it felt like the cock was being pushed directly into your brain and it was scrambling your thoughts like someone was whisking an omelette with their dick.

"Ahh, me too, my love... I want to fuck him, err, her, too!" Mashu said, and then you realized what the ominous feeling had been.

You felt Artemis pull away, with a caress to your cheek and a smile from above, and then your breath hitched before it was suddenly driven out of you, as you experienced a sensation of being stuffed that overcame anything else. You felt Mashu's legs slide under yours, she was thicker, bigger and stronger than you, her thighs were amazing as a man and they were amazing to feel on you as a woman.

But you couldn't dwell on that, because the jostling motion and Ritsuka continuing to push into you distracted you long enough that your anus was totally ungarded, vulnerable, utterly and completely defenseless, only now did you understand what that meant when you were on the receiving end, as you felt a second, thick, stiff, hard, oddly cold plastic phallus pierce your hole and push its way deep into you, splitting your asshole in half in a way you really had not expected.

Mashu's moans were much louder than Ritsuka's and composed of the same lewd energy, but you could hardly even hear her from the pounding of your own heart as your excitement levels reached peaks beyond reason, the very first time you were having sex in a female body was double penetration with two unbelievably hot women, who clearly knew exactly what they were doing, slowly pushing into you in such a pleasurable way, one below, one above, yet almost feeling like their cocks were meeting in the middle.

While you were struggling to breathe, your eyes managed to blink open, and you couldn't quite see Ritsuka because your face was covered by Artemis' face and hair, as her blue eyes focused into yours for a moment, before your gaze moved to her lips as she moved over you. "You know..." she said, kissing the tip of your nose. "There are things I've never done with my darling..." she said, sighing, "thank you for letting me experience them," she said, placing her palms on your temples and her fingers on your cheeks, "don't tell darling about this okay?" she asked, moving further, and giving you a mismatched kiss, even as your gaze locked onto her elegant neck, you felt her lips on yours, her tongue parting them and then her tongue invading your mouth, in a deep and, dare you even say, loving kiss.

It was a... disturbing, strange sensation, one that made you shiver and shudder and then be subject to a spike of pleasure from your cunt and ass as the movements intensified the sensations coming from there.

Artemis pulled back and pecked your lips again. "Don't tell him about this," she said, winking at you, before pulling back and moving over your face. She hadn't taken her panties off, but she had moved them aside and-

There was a long, white, presumably double ended dildo sticking out of her pussy. Your eyes widened and your mouth opened to protest, but she was swift and her aim was, as expected of Artemis, true, and before you could say anything you felt the stiff plastic cock pushing past your lips and down your throat, its curve perfect to go down, it stuck your tongue to the bottom of your mouth and arrested your breath.

"Oowwh, this is..! Better than I expected!! These are top notch!!" Artemis mewled, placing her hands on your chest again, squeezing your soft and sensitive breasts through the lacey fabric of your bra and then sticking her fingers underneath, finding your nipples and rolling them between her fingers as she squeezed, though you could scarcely feel that- instead, you were almost exclusively feeling the triple penetration as the trio, now in place, began to move.

Your mind was almost entirely blank for an instant but then as the three pulled out in unison, you felt a vague sensation of loss once more, emptiness, like something was missing, and then like encroaching entropy your thoughts were erased as they were hit on all sides by a wave of intense pleasure and dildos poking your mind, which collapsed like a deflated balloon.

All that was left was the in, and out. Your throat, your pussy, your ass, they all felt beyond amazing, they all felt inhumanly good, it was too intense, and as they picked up speed, as they switched from making sweet, soft love to passionately fucking you three on one, your mind went completely blank with the first orgasm, and you were swimming in a stormy sea of interminable pleasure and orgasm, feeling nothing but the in and out, the motion of the ocean carrying you through neverending pleasure, even as you felt increasingly more stuffed with every passing second.

Until finally, you came back to reality just in time to hear the three simultaneous cries of synchronized orgasm, they had used you until they came. Your throat, your ass and your pussy fell incredibly sore, and by the time you could finally open your eyes and catch your breath, you were... relaxing on bed.

Breathing hard and heavily, you wiped the tears from your eyes, you didn't even notice you were crying from the intense experience, and turned your face to look at the trio that had gotten off the bed.

And as you did... the trio finished downing what looked like a medicine bottle each, all three of them tossing the bottles into the waste basket on a corner of the room.

Then, your eyes were drawn as if magically to their crotches. All three of them were still wearing their panties. Mashu's was the first to start to bulge, and Artemis was the one whose panties gave up first, but Ritsuka, in the middle, showed you what was happening most clearly thanks to her crotchless panties.

Regardless, in all three of them, big, thick, veiny and rough looking cocks appeared, growing from just over their pussies, which spewed tons of juice that rolled down their thighs.

The trio stood there, all of them panting a little as they recovered from the intense experience of growing cocks. They were all... sizable. Big.

You gulped again, swallowing a thick and heavy knot. "Am I in danger?" you asked.

"Only in danger of passing out from pleasure," Ritsuka said with a wink and striking a pose, one hand on her cock, the other on her face as she blew you a kiss.

"There's no way I can convince you to take one for me, can I Mashu?" you asked.

"Sorry," she said, adjusting her glasses with one hand and stroking her cock with the other, "but I want to see you getting stuffed tonight," she said, her eyes glinting.

Finally, you turned to Artemis. "This is... definitely a kind of virginity, shouldn't you save it for Orion?"

Artemis giggled then, leaning forward and cupping your chin with her hand, before kissing your lips. "It's fine," she said, "anal doesn't count, right?"

Your eyes then moved to her big, thick, throbbing, veiny, girthy cock, and you felt fear pooling at your very core.

And even worse, because your traitorous, entirely too fucking honest body was overcoming your mind's nervousness with its rampant, unstoppable excitement and anticipation. You'd only had your female body for less than a day, and somehow it had already become a total slut's body.

You giggled weakly. "Please don't break my butt?"

"Denied♥" Artemis responded.

The trio converged upon you, and this time, it was no wimpy plastic dildos that were gonna stuff your holes...

Mashu took position under you, and you were moved over her, then your prepared pussy was guided into position before Mashu shoved her thick, powerful length into you, not letting you get queasy or cold feet.

The intensely powerful pleasure that rocked your entire body provoked you to open your mouth and scream, but before you could do much more than tell the entire world about how good it felt to have a futa cock stuck up your cunt, Ritsuka put herself in front of you and then shoved her own prodigious length down your mouth, pushing through and into your throat, as if she was trying to meet Mashu down the middle, and now you understood why they called this spitroast, even as you struggled to hold yourself up on all fours, you thought that it was quite likely their dicks would hold you in place with ease.

Not to be outdone, you felt Artemis' powerful hands spread your cheeks, and then without further ado and not a speck of mercy to be had, she speared your anus, the more rounded and softer cheeks you had in this female body offering no resistance, and your thoroughly prepared and readied anus simply opening up and swallowing Artemis' big fat goddess cock, letting you experience the zenith of pleasure as you got stuck with three cocks at the same time.

The toys could not compare. These were real futa cocks, not dildos. They were girthy, heavy, their shapes were irregular, they were veiny and warm, they throbbed and pulsed, matching their heartbeat, your heart speeding up to match them, your breathing rapid and difficult to maintain, not just because of the cock taking residence in your throat.

And then... and then they began to move.

Was it any wonder, that you were experiencing a continuous orgasm from the start, when you were totally new to a female body, and they made your first sexual experience one so absurdly intense that even legendary sluts would've been overwhelmed? It wasn't your fault at all!

Not that knocking oyu out would stop them, as you were brought back to consciousness by the intensification of their plowing, as you felt the trio of them synchronize their movements so you were never truly empty, never allowed to feel loss, always stuffed, always pushed to the limit of pleasure, swimming in and out of consciousness, drowning in pleasure again and again, experiencing infinite orgasms cascading and chaining off of each other.

And then- bliss.

Bliss beyond measure.

Cum! Cum everywhere! Cum in your ass, in your pussy, in your stomach, in your throat, in your very brain, cum coming out of the three cocks stuffed into you! Cum everywhere that you could see, feel, hear, anything, everything was cum and pleasure!

...

"And, that's... basically what happened," you said.

Medea's eyes narrowed. "I see..." she said, as she moved a finger and a pink beam erupted from her hand, shooting the disk that your daughter threw in the air before it fell.

By using a spell prepared by her that triggered with a motion, you could do the same, hitting the disk in the air, causing it to spin. Your eyes then looked to Hekate for a moment, as the girl concentrated on trying to hit it with her own spell.

Was it weird that your daughter could cast magic before she could actually talk? Not so much, apparently Medea had done the same, according to Circe.

"Would you like to have your revenge?" Medea asked. "I can create a variant of the Futanari potion they used," she said, "which will give you the sexual prowess of Fergus and Medb. Combined."

"You can just... do that, whenever you want?"

Medea snorted in a very unladylike way as she used a more complicated spell to curve a freaking laser beam around to hit the disk that Hekate had knocked away, bringing it back to the play area, like it was nothing.

"I could do that and then some," she said. "To be honest it would only take me a day to prepare the potion, just let me know in advance, it won't have a very long shelf life so you'll need it ready made that day," she said.

"So... did you have fun with Lily?"

Medea sighed.

Artoria Lily had dropped by to help watch the kids in your absence.

"Alas, not much time to play dress up," she said. "Anyway-"

Your aided spell caught the disk just in time, and next it was Hekate's turn, as she concentrated once again.

"You're offering me an opportunity to punish one of the Greek Gods, and for however little of an impact Artemis had on what happened to me," she said, "she still aided the Argonauts, and I'd delight in seeing her brought low for it," she said with a wink.

Right.

Artemis was scary... but you had a feeling that disappointing Medea on this would be even scarier.