1-Up the Butt Games! (Patreon)

This piece kicks-off Samus Week! I've been trying to play my mini NES, specifically Metroid and I can't believe how hard those games were. I used to play them all weekend long and not get bored, but those were the good times, before the evil internet! Now, my aging reflexes and mind just shuts down after about 20 minutes and I just go back to Super Mario Bros, because it's the only game I can get very far in. Oh yeah, and Double Dragon as well.

Well anyways, why not take out my frustrations on Samus's butt? I've been trying to find clever ways to get access to the character's butt who wear body suits. Split them apart like tops and bottoms? Just tear into them ruining the costume? or the zip-open easy access? If all you need to do is get to the equipment, that's fine, but I like to see the both cheeks uncovered. First world problems, huh?