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Alex Jones

Funny JOKE!!!

Anonymous

grabon

Anonymous

Wolfjob

Anonymous

“Spinnaker”

Anonymous

MARK ZUCKERBERG

Anonymous

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bye!

Anonymous

LOOK AT MY-EYE RESUME!

Anonymous

“MARK ZUCKERBERG”

Anonymous

MARK ZUCKERBERG!

DFawlt Uzr

"kill your parents"

Anonymous

Jennifer dumped me

Anonymous

Carbuncle

Anonymous

Kill your parents

Anonymous

Scrotal lozenge

Anonymous

I grabbed my Infinidagger

Anonymous

Bienvenue, power-bottoms!

Gandheezy

"It's my favorite state!"

Anonymous

Scramble Peen

Anonymous

Grab my hand

Anonymous

BARRY MORE WOLFJOB

Anonymous

“EXPARDON ME? you shut your fuck up…”

Anonymous

Tammeld!

Anonymous

Anyway, back to the gay shit

Anonymous

Consume prilosec

Theenie

"At age six, I was born without a face."

Anonymous

Wolf job

Anonymous

“Tamal”

Anonymous

So much, god damn waiting

Anonymous

oh hey, big zam

Jamie Haack

I’M THE VIDEO GAME BOY

Anonymous

Dan is a furry

Alphonzis

Unavoidable CHIN MOVE!

MagicLars15

I don't want to fight! I'm too fat today!

Anonymous

My dicks falling off!

frogskies_

it’s snowing on mt. fuji

Memphis

Snap crackle poop

Anonymous

fUCKing FreaK

Anonymous

“MARK ZUCKERBERG!”

Anonymous

Trivia Boy

Troy Dackery

“We’re not insured”

Cara B

DO YOU EAT THE KRAFF?!

Anonymous

“My name’s Laura.”

Anonymous

Kill a man, take his shoes.

Anonymous

What do you want, Otis?!

K

Does Bruno Mars is Gay?

Anonymous

Can't get enough of that...

Anonymous

tammel or however it’s spelt

adlem

...Slurmp.

Anonymous

"Hasslehoff is my buff"

Jordan Kenyon

It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

Anonymous

BIENVENUE POWER BOTTOMS

Anonymous

“My celebratory clean diaper”

Anonymous

Oh? Is that updog?

Anonymous

sixteen year olds

Anonymous

“Mr Browns Iced Coffee…”

Anonymous

Danny and Arnold

Anonymous

“I’m gonna pre!”

Bird

TAKE THIS TAKE THIS TAKE THIS

The_Tiberius

Whenever you really want the girl to cum, be sure you yell at the vagina.

Anonymous

Grab my hand..

Anonymous

"I'm the Video Game Boy"

toastme

bienvenue power bottoms!

Anonymous

it’s snowing on mt fuji

@Aeringirl

Don't let loose the marmoset!

Anonymous

Cthulu

Anonymous

Did you point?

Anonymous

Oreo-rotated scrotum

Anonymous

I'm gonna pre

Natalie Martin

With great confidence comes great wonfidence

Ruija

*Mario voice* Here we gooOOOOOOO

Anonymous

Goddamnit Ross

Anonymous

Generic protag voice

Anonymous

Came out the pussy drawing Mozart

Anonymous

"MY DICKS FALLIN OFF"

Anonymous

Daniel not so grumplestine

Anonymous

E-Y-E? That's ewe.

Anonymous

"Raphael is not the leader". !!! I think if this argument is worthy of two identical arguments about it, it's good enough for whatever this is.

Daniel

Some think I’m a petite boy, but I am in fact a large fat man.

Anonymous

witness the thickness

Anonymous

I FIRED, but I MISSED

Anonymous

Did you point!?

Anonymous

"that's a thing you made up"

Anonymous

Does Bruno Mars is Gay?

Ginger Kitty

You like a da craf? Me toooooo

TacticalTracy

You FREAK Ba dada da da, fuck your dad! (Don't) Kill Your Parents

Anonymous

Big Cat

Anonymous

Juicy B-hole

Anonymous

E. Y. E. ? That's Ewe.

Anonymous

Arin no read, fans angry.

Anonymous

My dick's fallin' off

Anonymous

Michelle get in here, they're doing an impression of me!

Anonymous

The bacon is in the beans.

Anonymous

Is that called the n-bomb?!

Anonymous

"It's not cheating if you can do it."

Colachan

Unavoidable chin move!!

Anonymous

MY PUSSY ACHES FOR MORE POKEMON!

Anonymous

You must die.

Anonymous

What's that? Got your nose!

Anonymous

Money in the deuce machine!

Anonymous

I'm the video game boy!

Anonymous

Consume prilosec

Anonymous

"Savor the peelies"

Anonymous

"NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" (can't beat the classics)

Anonymous

Scrawny Clown Snatch

Anonymous

LOOK UPON MY HAMSTERS AND DESPAIR

Anonymous

'Shim sham da bimdy bumder'

Anonymous

Now what the heck is going on here?

Anonymous

“how’s it goin’ dude”

Anonymous

Unavoidable chin move!

Blaztex Davis

Follow the apples "Sure alright...fuck it"

Colachan

Tennis (times forever)

Anonymous

Making Dan a shuffle apprentice

Anonymous

I’m gunna pre

Anonymous

Bill Nye the science fry

Anonymous

is this a horror game?

Anonymous

Mycruba

Anonymous

Bienvenue Powerbottoms!!!

Anonymous

Can my fursona be a clam?

Anonymous

I miss Kevin

Anonymous

TAKE THE SHOT!!!

Anonymous

I’ll talk to you later. I’m dead.

Anonymous

Pick up the grapes

Anonymous

Sarah Dumped Me…

Anonymous

“Star Wars is my biiibblllee”

Anonymous

“Get bigger hands”

Anonymous

“out the pussy drawing Mozart”

Anonymous

Jimmy’s got back.

Anonymous

"Take my hand!"

Anonymous

fuck your father

Anonymous

How do you fuck up a menu?

Anonymous

No, germs.

Anonymous

bienvenue power bottoms!

Anonymous

“Have a great soy!”

Anonymous

*sonic voice" heh heh sonic gotta go fast

Anonymous

Feels like I'm going crazy

Anonymous

I fired and I missed

Anonymous

"At age six I was born without a face" 28 characters exactly. It's perfect 👌

Mike Child

Pokey little flab biscuit

Anonymous

IM GONNA FUCK YOUR DAD!

Anonymous

"I'm gonna pre"

Andrew Bodily

"tucker are we rolling?"

Anonymous

Bill Nye the science fry

Anonymous

Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaantz

Anonymous

"Are you heckin' fuckin' me?!"

Anonymous

I mean, I didn't lose the erection

Anonymous

Are we rolling?

Wolico

HEH alright.

Elvish

Jennifer dumped me

Anonymous

*panicked* "I SAW!"

Anonymous

What am I willing to put up with today? Not F***ing this.

Anonymous

Fucking CLAMS!

Elvish

Eat your teeth

Anonymous

Imma buy her like thirty trumpets

Anonymous

"I fired and then i missed"

Rachel Noel

There's only one thing Anc trees like to eat: Puppy faces!

Anonymous

The carbuncle ate updog and grabbon!

Anonymous

I’m the video game boy!

DipSippy

"Consume prilosec"

Andrew Bodily

Game Grumps! The show where you!

Anonymous

You're name is Dan Dan Avidan?!

Anonymous

“What are you doing? TAMMULD”

Jay Procino

Japanese diaper cafe

Taylor

ObamaRules98

Anonymous

You'll never be more famous than cheese It's too long but I still love this quote

Anonymous

Spider punch, spider kiss

Anonymous

Did you point?!

Anonymous

D-Club initiation ceremony

Anonymous

”Consume Prilosec”

Anonymous

YOU KNOW DAMN WELL THIS IS FISH!

Anonymous

If I had to trace back to the moment I got started it would definitely be when you fucked my wife.

Show Feet Guy

And I quote: “Show feet.”

Taylor

“You must die!!!”

Andrew Bodily

call of duty shoot a man

Anna Rose Benson

"gotta get that...boom boom...pray"

Anonymous

...eat your teeth

Anonymous

At age 6 I was born without a face

Seth Cutter

Hey I’m Video game boy, and I’m Mr business, and we’re Mr boy!

Anonymous

THAT'LL NEVER HAPPEN DAN!

Anonymous

Look at those magic Mike fingers.

Anonymous

MARK ZUCKERBERG

Anonymous

It's snowing on Mt Fuji

Anonymous

Grandma burned the biscuits.

Anonymous

OOOUUUUU SONIC OUUUUU SONIC! ANGRY! ANGRY! ANGRY!!!

Anonymous

"Here comes the pizza!"

Anonymous

And got said to John, “come forth and you shall be granted eternal life”, but John came fifth and won a toaster.

Andrew Bodily

"with confidence comes great wonfidence"

Anonymous

Do you think Sonic shits?

Anonymous

You can’t open up the story of my life to page 738 and think you know me

Zelosh

Jennifer Dumped Me

Anonymous

Clifford the big red stab wound

Anonymous

I’ll teach you the ways

Anonymous

im gunna pre

Anonymous

I fired, and I missed

Anonymous

30 YEARS EXPERIENCE OF JACKIN OFF

Anonymous

"Did you fuck my wife?"

Anonymous

Two Steves

Anonymous

I just want lunch!!!

Anonymous

Jimmy’s got back!

Anonymous

"bienvenue power bottoms"

Anonymous

Kill your parents

Anonymous

That's it, now I'm started

Shash J

Why did I even born?

Jules Blair

The carbuncle ate itself.

Anonymous

Oops...too many characters

chad drake

the moans in mario maker 57 or I'm gonna pre from Mario maker 103 is probably two of the funniest things to me.

Anonymous

"I HIT END! I HIT END!"

Anonymous

Woopsy Do Here Comes The Goo

Anonymous

I'm a sexy widdwe baby~

Anonymous

Get bigger hands

Anonymous

I am so happy right now... I! WANT! MURDER!

Andrew Bodily

take this take this take this

Bugbutt4

Oh Daddy! He shot me daddy!

Anonymous

Oven-roasted scrotum

Anonymous

Snap Crackle Poop.

Anonymous

Dan’s Jewy Residue

Anonymous

“ Were you a pained child?” “We’re playing FUCKING GUBBLE!” “I win! My win! Sonic wins! Silver wins!” “…Arin…” “Are you insane?” *helicopter blows up Arin*

Anonymous

Jennifer dumped me

Anonymous

Get bigger hands Or The Carbuncle ate itself

Charles Cowan

"Charles, you idiot!" ~Wheel of Fortune

Anonymous

“For 50 cents I’ll… sUcK YeR DiCK”

Anonymous

The rumor come out. Does Bruno Mars is gay?

Anonymous

The Jews faked the moon landing

Anonymous

"Octopus Tophat"

Andrew Bodily

"I spent it all on gambling"

Anonymous

Kill your parents.

Anonymous

INFINIDAGGER!!!!!

Anonymous

I'll ride with her till I die

Anonymous

MARK ZUCKERBERG

Anonymous

You're the ginchiest.

Bugbutt4

At Age 7 I was born without a face.

Anonymous

They call me the brontosaurus

Anonymous

Suckin dicks. Suckin fuckin troll dicks

Anonymous

Consume Prilosec

Anonymous

It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

Anonymous

The bananas has gone bad

Anonymous

what is updog?

Anonymous

What the heck is going on here?!

Anonymous

George Washington?

Dax Cross

You're a no good, two timin', turtle tainted son of a gun!

Anonymous

Frothy dad piss

Anonymous

You must die!

Anonymous

What about Dan's classic Dan line? "What can I say? I eat burger." Then he does a very exaggerated wink in the wrong direction. OR or even Arin's famous "Pepperjack!!" while doing jazz hands, but he only shouts it when it will catch people off guard. Love those two rascals, silly guys even.

Legorama

Hi my name's Laura

Anonymous

Grab my hand.

Anonymous

I fired & I missed. 🔫🤠

Anonymous

"No. Germs."

Anonymous

Fart soundboard

Anonymous

"I'm not the biggest fan of Hitler"

Anonymous

Lose A Turn

Anonymous

"what the heck is going on?"

Anonymous

Scrawny clown snatch

Ruija

When you're ready for the girl to come: COME!! DO IT!! NOW!!

Andrew Bodily

stay in school. don't do drugs. eat your teeth.

Anonymous

"oh no I'm already getting attached"

Anonymous

fart nut

Anonymous

"What is it, Yoda?" and "man door hand hook car door" get said in my house a LOT

Anonymous

What the heck is going on around here

Anonymous

MARK ZUCKERBERG !!!

Anonymous

"I hit end, I HIT END"

Anonymous

You think I popped out the puss drawing fucking motzart ??

Petra

Jennifer dumped me

Anonymous

Queeny with a Peeny

Anonymous

Grab my hand

Anonymous

Carbuncle

Anonymous

Vladimir Gluten

Anonymous

My favorite GG episode was when they talked about mac and cheese for a realy long tiiiime

Anonymous

Couple o' cards

Anonymous

Take This Take This!

Anonymous

Do do do do doro do, dodororodo fuck yer Dad.

Anonymous

My grandson is a warlock. He could turn your grandson in to a hawk. Well my grandson is nazgul Ruth AL destroyer of worlds

Danielle Morris

eat Prilosec. CONSUME PRILOSEC

Anonymous

Fear the Bolognaman

Anonymous

Does Bruno Mars is a velociraptor Jesus.

MoraMorbid

God created Adam and Eve not Adam and *bear noise*

Anonymous

I'll teach you the ways!

Anonymous

Hey I'm Dan, I'm also Dan. Daaaannnnn

Anonymous

I was born at 6 years old without a face

Anonymous

My dick is falling off!

Anonymous

JENNIFER DUMPED ME

Anonymous

Look at us, a couple of cards!

Anonymous

CONSUME PRILOSEC

Anonymous

30 YEARS EXPERIENCE IN JACKIN OOOOOFFFFF

C.j. Malm

I shoofed my douche

Anonymous

Melonn

Anonymous

Barry! More wolfjob!

Anonymous

At age 6 I was born without a face <3

Anonymous

Arin and Dan singing kiss from a rose

Anonymous

Today is Football

Anonymous

splish splash your opinion is trash

Show Feet Guy

“Goin’ up your cooooooterrr”

Anonymous

There was only one domain remaining. So please meet us at clownpenis.fart

Anonymous

And sasquatch said *sasquatch noise*

Anonymous

That car EXPLodeD

Anonymous

The bananas has gone bad!

Anonymous

Do do do do doro do, fuck yer Dad.

Anonymous

Eat my grape

Anonymous

I fired ! And then I missed and I fired again! And I missed

Anonymous

Hmm slurmp . . . Did I get that right?

MoraMorbid

OH HERROOO

Anonymous

Today is Football

Anonymous

He used his fuck move

Anonymous

RED PLANT! PURPLE PLANT! BLUE PLANT!

Anonymous

UNAVOIDABLE CHIN MOVE!!

Anonymous

"You killed me!" Good :)

Show Feet Guy

“I am in fact a large fat man”

Anonymous

Hello I am friend clarence

Anonymous

Did you point?!?

Anonymous

aggagag ANGREY

Anonymous

Rated R, starts Friday

Anonymous

Tammel!!!

Billy Slusser

Like what you see, boys?

Sam Rush

bievenue power bottoms

Winston.exe

We got a jingle jangle problem

Anonymous

Bienvenue Power Bottoms

Show Feet Guy

“Gerrymandering politicians”

Andrew Bodily

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! YOU HAVE 3 LESS DOLLARS!!!

Anonymous

I spent it all on gambling

Ginger Kitty

Pickin a grape up off the ground

Anonymous

Fart chamber

Altoar

DanGon'RunPa

Monroe Edwards

At age six I was born without a face

Anonymous

I'll SUCK YER DICK!

Anonymous

You must die

Anonymous

Okay, Bad Example

Anonymous

Mention of small hands

Anonymous

Have a Great Soy

Zannimask

GOO! FUCKING! GOO! Guuuu... (from Heart of Darkness)

Anonymous

E Y E?

Anonymous

Cake faaaarts Does Bruno Mars is gay?

Anonymous

"Frick to the 30th power" "woah dude that's a lot of frick are you kidding me?"

jesonic2000

at age 6 I was born without a face

Anonymous

Milton Molds

Anonymous

"REESE'S PIECE'S!"

Anonymous

Echidna Penis

Anonymous

Savor the Peelies

Anonymous

What do you believe? Do you believe in God? Jesus? Franklin?

Anonymous

Take the shot!

Anonymous

"Got the choppies!"

Emma S

Santa's goin NUTS

Anonymous

Oh no my diarrhea!!!

Anonymous

Apple Fritter babies

Anonymous

INFINIDAGER!

Anonymous

I wanna meet your mom

Anonymous

Are we rolling?

Anonymous

I HIT END! I HIT END! NO FUCK

Anonymous

I will kill your whole family

Anonymous

Tennis....tennis....tennis!!!!

Ravenstar

UNAVOIDABLE CHIN MOVE! UUUHMMMM, FUNNY JOKE! Do you think Sonic shits? There’s a grape on the ground Take this! Take this! Slurmp. More onion please! It’s snowing on Mount Fuji Also, shouts to “We’re playing fucking Gubble”

QueenDia65

E-y-e? That's ewe

Robinson

"Look at me!"

Show Feet Guy

[this is where] “we hang the non-believers.”

Anonymous

What am I willing to put up with today? NOT. FUCKING. THIS.

Anonymous

OOH SONIC, OOH SONIC

Anonymous

Anthony! I don't know..

Anonymous

Soooniiic Heeeroooees NOOOOO!

Show Feet Guy

“…Ross believes in me…”

Anonymous

Stay in school, eat your teeth.

Anonymous

"Jimmy, did you kill Franklin?" "Goodbye, Daniel."

Anonymous

This time, for real, is real

Anonymous

Jennifer dumped me

Anonymous

“No THANK you!!”

Anonymous

I know I've asked you this before but do you ever wonder what Randy Quade fucks like?

Anonymous

MARK ZUCKERBERG

Anonymous

Amin enaild in brurg

Robinson

WHY NOT FISH?

Anonymous

Leonardo DaPinchi

Anonymous

Push it to the limit! Man, I got a stinky dick.

Anonymous

"I'llllllllllll suck yer dick!"

Anonymous

“Is it updog?”

Anonymous

Skyward sword has bomb bowling

Anonymous

Never let it be said I couldn't suck my way to victory

Anonymous

A smiling burger with eyes floating from right to left across the screen

Anonymous

TAMULD!!

Anonymous

Rooples pooples

Anonymous

"How else are they supposed to eat soup?" "Very quickly with chopsticks"

Anonymous

I'm Mr. Wilson and I'm here to say

Anonymous

Everybody loves Mac and Che

Anonymous

No, germs.

Anonymous

Hey Billy

Anonymous

Get out of here!

Anonymous

Jam it up your pee hole!

Kevin Fuchs

Did you point?

Anonymous

FUCK THIS CLAM

Anonymous

I could go gay

Anonymous

Use the bed idiot *in Obamas voice*

Anonymous

Great therapy: Aaaaaaaaah!

Sam L

MORE ONION, PLEASE

Anonymous

All of your dreams can come true if you want to be pirate or asshole

Anonymous

How's it goin' dude

Wes Papes

Jennifer dumped me

Anonymous

The carbuncle ate itself.

Anonymous

Shove a dooky in it ye boi

Show Feet Guy

“I’m gonna pre.”

Anonymous

Oh Mario, do my plumbing

Anonymous

Scrawny Clown Snatch

Anonymous

Did you point!?

0SharkGuy

Couple a cards!

Anonymous

I'm a sexy widdle baby

Klub

Savor the peelies

Anonymous

You fucker you never told me that happened!

Anonymous

You are in hell *long raspberry*

Anonymous

Janeane Garafolo’s Expedition

Anonymous

BIENVENUE POWER BOTTOMS! also "Give me your cummies, sky daddy."

Anonymous

UNAVOIDABLE CHIN MOVE

Anonymous

You Piccadilly whore!!!

Anonymous

I THINK I SHARTED MYSELF!

Anonymous

FUCK IT RAW, WITH 30 DICKS

Anonymous

Oooh sonic, ooh sonic

Anonymous

Jennifer dumped me

Anonymous

I don’t want any of this dan’s a furry shit

Anonymous

You are so full of beans

Anonymous

Paul Masson

Anonymous

Man door hand hook car door

Anonymous

What are you standing around for knuckle head , come on! I have returned for another infinidager adventure! How's it going dude.

Anonymous

Tennis...

Anonymous

Well, this uh... this has given me an erection

Anonymous

Excuse me sir, which way to the Jamba juice?

Anonymous

"I wanna go on a butthole sniffin adventure, with YOU my FRIEND DAN! COME OOONNNN!!" "Am I about to see your skyward sword?"

Anonymous

……………………arin

Sean Ducharme

You're in Funky Church!

Anonymous

Does Bruno Mars is gay?

Anonymous

One plus nineteen is fucking twenty Eeeeeehhhh... SPOOFY?

Anonymous

Mom's spaghetti

Anonymous

🎶Badeh badeh booteh 🎶

Anonymous

Tennis

Anonymous

eat your oatmeal

Anonymous

Opens up with Dan and Arin using their “oh fuck” before crashing into their chairs

Anonymous

Purple plant monster killed Dave

Sven Engling

Then I fired again. And then I missed. And then I fired, and then I fired, and I missed.

Anonymous

I missed both times

Anonymous

Hehe...baby fall down

Anonymous

I think I sharted myself

Anonymous

Fingers going up your COOTER!

Anonymous

Tamold!

Sallie Drazzi

Get bigger hands! Unavoidable chin move! Jennifer dumped me.

Anonymous

You louid to me!

Anonymous

"I'm so full of anger and farts"

Anonymous

CONSUME PRILOSEC

Anonymous

Grape on the ground

Show Feet Guy

“Barry, more wolf job.”

Anonymous

I fell in the toilet

Sam

"SlurmpThat'stechnicallyaname"

Anonymous

Alexa, Play Sandstorm.

Show Feet Guy

“Here comes the jump kick”

Anonymous

SPAAAAAANNNNZZZZZ

Anonymous

Hey two Cliffys I'm beside myself

Anonymous

MARK ZUCKERBURG!!!!!!!

Anonymous

"This is where you die."

Anonymous

Do you think I came out the pussy drawing fucking Mozart?!

Anonymous

Damn these directional mics; robbing me of important poots! "Arin? ...I wish I were dead"

Anonymous

Scrawny Clown Snatch

Anonymous

Jennifer dumped me

Anonymous

Use the bed, idiot!

Anonymous

"Oh no CampKush!"

Anonymous

INFINIDAGGER!

Anonymous

MOAR ONION PLEASE

Anonymous

I shidded n farded

Anonymous

Watch this, alright? Shaggy? More like-! *dies* Okay.

Anonymous

I fired.. but I missed

Anonymous

Age 6 I was born without a face

ObakeAri

A living ass is better than a dead puss

Anonymous

And Now, You Must Die! AND OF COURSE “Just a couple of Cards”

Anonymous

One word. MEeLoNNNN

Anonymous

*sings entire song of "Kiss from a Rose" by Seal

Anonymous

Come at me scrublord I'm ripped

Anonymous

I spent it all on gambling..

Anonymous

WERE PLAYING FUCKING GUBBLE

Ruth W

Bienvenue Power Bottoms!

Anonymous

Shuffle saboteur!

Anonymous

I know nothing of the art of shuffle. *shuffles furiously* uu-uuuh!

Anonymous

Where did you nut?

Anonymous

Arin and Dan go to Couples Therapy

Anonymous

Back Streets NOT back

Anonymous

“No, germs.”

Anonymous

FUCK YOU MONIQUE!

Anonymous

MILDRED!

Anonymous

*As Monika* “Shutting down”

Anonymous

C for cranberries

Anonymous

Wolfjob

meb

Milton's Milton Factory

Anonymous

"Bitch I got extendos!"

Sam L

I'm bald!

Anonymous

“No don’t Dan fucking God dammit!”

Anonymous

*metal singing* I'm gonna fuck your dad!

Anonymous

The bananas has gone bad 🍌

Anonymous

“Jennifer dumped me”

Anonymous

I love drinking piss

Ketzal

"I'm jizzing all over my dad, what?!?"

Anonymous

UNAVOIDABLE CHIN MOVE!!!!

Anonymous

MARK ZUCKERBERG!!!

Anonymous

The baby’s coming! DON’T COME IN HERE!! WE HAVE A SON!!!!!

Dave

Buh-weaow

Anonymous

MORE ONION, PLEASE!

Anonymous

TAKE THIS TAKE THIS

Anonymous

My grandson is a warlock. He could turn your grandson into a hawk.

Anonymous

UNSUBSCRIBE!!! LIKE, COMMENT, AND SURVIVE.

Anonymous

Game Grumps..Savor The Peelies!

Insane Ian

My favorite phrase *I've* heard multiple times? "Insane Ian? ADD IT TO THE LIST!"

Anonymous

Mycaruba?

Anonymous

Good news. It's jizz. Next question.

Anonymous

GRAB MY HAND

Anonymous

"In your houuuuuuuuuuuuse?? (Catchy)

Anonymous

"Why does it always have to go there, Arin?" "Cause that's what my life is. I eat the poopoos and I eat the peepees."

Anonymous

Do it.

Anonymous

Jennifer dumped me.

Anonymous

I'm the video game boy! I'm the one who wins!

Anonymous

Kill a man, take his shoes so I can be more comfortable.

Anonymous

YOU FUCKING FREAK! YOU'RE A FREAK!!!

Anonymous

Scrawny clown snatch

Anonymous

J.O. crystal good energy at the sesh

Anonymous

SPIN, Arin!!!

Anonymous

Oh dude is that up dog?

Anonymous

There is a 90% probability that you will fart

Anonymous

SPANTZZ

Anonymous

PLUMP, SWEET, AND BEGGIN' FOR CREAM!!

Anonymous

JIMMY’S GOT BACK

Anonymous

The carbuncle ate itself.

Anonymous

Grab my hand!

Anonymous

MOTHERRRR! Get my celebratory clean diaper!

Anonymous

Does Bruno Mars is gay?

Anonymous

MICKEY MOUSE

Anonymous

Sonic fanfic dramatic reading

Anonymous

"I think I sharted myself"

Anonymous

fartitude crystals

Anonymous

'Cum on me sky daddy"

Anonymous

What the heck is goin' on here?!?

Anonymous

Did you point??

Anonymous

Ding ding bing bong

Anonymous

I has bro! Do you has bro?

Anonymous

Video game boy

Anonymous

I'll be at the van

Anonymous

Thanks, I hate it

Anonymous

SHOVE IT UP YOUR PEEHOLE

Anonymous

For cheeseman we ride

Anonymous

"Consume prilosec"

Anonymous

Spider-punch! Spider-kick! Spider-kiss?

Anonymous

Are you going to let me wipe?

Anonymous

The carbuncle ate itself

Anonymous

Eat Wendy's poop like a regular man.

Andrew Gray

Kill your parents!

Anonymous

"Alright, I'll bite"

uberjNet

JENNIFER DUMPED ME

Ginger Kitty

'STACEY. STACEY. YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE'

Anonymous

“MORE ONION PLEASE”

Anonymous

"That's one way to wake up"

Anonymous

I AM NOT OKAY (Thanks to battle kid for that gem) 💎

Anonymous

“Shit ass tits!” I use that gem daily

Anonymous

HIGGELDY FUCKIN' PIGGELDY, DUDE!

Anonymous

Mother! Get the celebratory clean diaper!

Anonymous

Give me your cummies sky daddy

Anonymous

Plump, sweet, and beggin for cream

Anonymous

"TAKE THE SHOT!"

Anonymous

You LIED to me!

Anonymous

radical SANDRA!

Anonymous

Bloodborn part 38 time 9:40ish "OHHHH Shmickdoobidus baloobidus!"

Anonymous

Like, comment, and SURVIVE

Anonymous

Pumped for nugs

Anonymous

Don*t call me a dumb bitch ... YOU DUMB BITCH!

Bugbutt4

413

Peach

hi, my name’s laura

Anonymous

Wendy's is great. I suck it down and poop like a regular man.

Keilah

'Um... pUuUt a record on..."

Anonymous

Eat your teeth

Bugbutt4

Pickled cucumbers

Anonymous

RIDE ME!!! Or "you cannot defeat me chi-GAH,OOOH,AWGH,AHH!!"

Anonymous

"Caught a big ol' case of the fuck yous"

Anonymous

I fired and I missed.

Dave

NBC's All Jews Must Die

Anonymous

TAMMULD

Anonymous

And I’ll suck your dick!

Anonymous

TAMULD!

Victoria Keller

At age 6 I was born without a face

Anonymous

What made you assume I know what I’m doing?

Anonymous

Some say it's an oversimplification, I say they're idiots.

Anonymous

MARK ZUCKERBERG!!!

Anonymous

FUCK THE PIGS

Rachel

are you shitting my nuts right now?

Anonymous

“Come at me, beast! I’M UNARMED!”

Anonymous

Now… …you must die

Anonymous

Cranberriducious!

Sweateryams

Scrawny clown snatch

Anonymous

Kill your Parents!

Magicmango.99

Who gets hurt by cotton balls?apparently Mickey and his bitch

Anonymous

E-Y-E.........? That spells ewe.

Anonymous

You're dead sonic! You're motherfuckin dead!

Elijah Koether

Nice glow on that JO crystal. Must have been a lot of positivity at the sesh

Anonymous

Shove it up your pee-hole

Anonymous

I… i think i just sharted myself. And DID YOU POINT?!

Elijah Koether

With this they could go to a natural history museum and see that room where they have all those glowing crystals and also they could see dinosaur skeletons since they like dinos. I would watch

Anonymous

Butthole Sniffing Adventure

Dax Cross

Updog DEEZ NUTS! HAHA!

Anonymous

Michelle, MOMMY MILKERS

Elijah Koether

I was really attracted to frosty the snowman as a kid

Anonymous

“Nuzu, dispose of Muzi.. for my aMUZUment!”

Anonymous

TAMOLD!!

Anonymous

INFINIDAGGER

Melody Dia

I really liked the one where

Anonymous

Grab my hand

Anonymous

*sonic voice* Oh no!

Anonymous

Spider kiss?

Anonymous

That’s toO MUCH!!!

Anonymous

It's snowing on Mt Fuji

Anonymous

Kill your parents!

Anonymous

hows it goin dood

Anonymous

“Hello and welcome back to kill your parents game grumps!”

Anonymous

I'm a fucking rocket ship

Matthew Warn

E-y-e? That's ewe.

Anonymous

I fired, i hit something but it wasn’t what i was going for so i guess i missed.

CSDX

SAVE THE FISH!!!

Anonymous

“I can’t believe it man, What a goof “

Mark Blythe

FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT

Anonymous

Dan's disappointed voice " Arin..."

Anonymous

Where are the cranberries?

Anonymous

The bananas has gone bad!

Anonymous

…Slurmp.

Anonymous

"Hello you stupid bastards"

Anonymous

That's what pirates say when somethings delicious. Yhorm

Anonymous

Look at us, a couple of cards

Anonymous

TAMOULD

Anonymous

I'm the video game boy! I'm the one who wins!

Anonymous

Call of Duty: Shoot a Man

Anonymous

Lots of favorites today

Anonymous

I'm Earl, the Earl of Earl Street.

Anonymous

It's got a spine doesn't it!

Anonymous

It's Whappin Time!

Koushiro

Grab my hand!

Anonymous

In the end it was nothing but butts

Anonymous

I’m the Ding Dong boy, I’m the one who Bing Bongs!

Shedaltha

TAKE THIS TAKE THIS TAKE THIS

Anonymous

Do you think Sonic shits?

Anonymous

Bienvenue Powerbottoms!

Anonymous

DID YOU POINT?

Anonymous

Does Bruno Mars is gay?

worldlinealpha

Hey I'm Steve, this is Steve

Ryan

MRS THE MENNACE

Marco Klein

The carbuncle ate itself?!

Anonymous

Put that in Barry

Anonymous

If anything, do it for Dave.

Anonymous

You tsun piece of shit.

Anonymous

Welcome back to "DID YOU POINT?"

Anonymous

"Suzy, we got a jingle-jangle problem over here...Santa's goin' NUTS!!" That shit gets me every time!

Anonymous

"Hot dogs DUH...."

Anonymous

Pencils are really arrogant sometimes...

Anonymous

GET BIGGER HANDS

Anonymous

What about the poop on the wall

Anonymous

I wanna play call of duty shoot a man

Anonymous

Jimmy's got BACK

Anonymous

YOU FUCKING FREAK! YOU’RE A FREAK!!

Anonymous

This man is dead… BANG!

Anonymous

What is up dog?

Anonymous

*Obama voice* I- uh- I’m gonna pre

Anonymous

I'll pay you a nickel to tickle my pickle

Anonymous

OHHHHHHHHHH MICROPHONE!

Anonymous

Oooohhh you see those magic Mike fingers going up your coooootie!! (In honor of my friend Jordan)

Anonymous

A KEY, KEE-EEE-EEY, KEY!

Anonymous

“That’s not your mom is it?” From wind walker

simrell

fuck your father fuck your father

Anonymous

what the purpose of these food… I’M A TORNADO!!!

Anonymous

So good. Blow job please?

tin tanner

"Today is football"

Anonymous

Just take the lure!

Anonymous

World Famous Pugalist...

Anonymous

Hey arin play sandstorm

Anonymous

So no head?

Anonymous

Scrawny clown snatch

Anonymous

MARK ZUCKERBURG!!!

Anonymous

MORE ONION, PLEASE! (From Arin’s rant about Subway)

Anonymous

(Last one, I promise) “I lost interest when Jon left the show.”

Anonymous

Who the guy who invented Facebook

Anonymous

E-Y-E? That's EWE.

Anonymous

*dan dad voice* so uhhhhh dan uhh….

Anonymous

JENNIFER DUMPED ME

Anonymous

MY DICKS FALLING OFF

Anonymous

30 YEARS OF JACKING OFF

Christopher Day

Have you heard the good news? The world's run by the jews. It's a small world, after all...

Anonymous

LOOK AT ME

Anonymous

Sniffing buttholes / Butthole sniffing adventure

Anonymous

It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

Anonymous

Bonsoir Power Bottoms!

Anonymous

When you're walking, the monkey

W C Purdy

FUCKING CLAMS!

Anonymous

I’m gonna complete

Anonymous

Uhhhhh im gonna pre

Anonymous

C H O P P I E S

Anonymous

MOAR ONION PLEASE

Anonymous

Santa’s goin NUTZ

Anonymous

Alligator jigglin’ fever

Anonymous

DO IT FOR DAVE

Anonymous

Scrawny clown snatch

Anonymous

Done-ion Rings

Anonymous

In Soviet Russia, you're good at Mario.

Triton The Lavendeer

"Starchy-ass fucking bread." Of course you want it toasted! 😏

Anonymous

wish I could stay for a cold one

Anonymous

Help cohost I'm stuck in the dryer

Anonymous

God looking down says “just use knuckles”

Anonymous

Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo kill your parents

Anonymous

Danny Socksbang

Ziggy Starfish

Diddlekid- enter the Diddle-verse

Nick Orbe

"At age six, I was born without a face"

Ziggy Starfish

Or Fappin Bradley and the Bradley-verse

Anonymous

“I don’t understand why the Chinese don’t just use forks and spoons”

Anonymous

You can't rent children, Arin

Anonymous

I don't know, Kodex. Why not fish?

Anonymous

Did you point?

T-vis

Show me your math dick!

Anonymous

I HASBRO!! DO YOU HASBRO?!?

Alphastring

Now that's Dumpalicious, Arin!

Anonymous

Better buckle up; this ride’s gettin’ FANCY!

Guernz

Today is football

Guernz

Kill your parents

Anonymous

The Carbuncle ate itself?!

Anonymous

Dang dude, I

Anonymous

JAM IT UP YOUR PEE HOLE

Mister Cletus

"higgledy fucking piggledy" And "man door hand hook car door." (Wife picked the first, I picked the latter)

Anonymous

Ringtingtingaling

Memphis

CONSUME PRILOSEC

Anonymous

I'm the one who wins!

Memphis

"No. Germs." (From Devil's Third)

Anonymous

I’m the video game boy!

Anonymous

Or “I think I just shat myself”

Anonymous

“Arin you're scaring me”

Memphis

Oh! And the classic "Barry! Wolfjob!"

Anonymous

HERE WE GGOOOOOOO!!!!

Anonymous

"Ahhhhhh the french"

Memphis

FUNNYYYYY JOKE!

Anonymous

" What is "up dog"?

Kayla Martin

“Is it George Washington?”

Anonymous

Kill your parents.

Neniv Bazi

It's snowing on Mt. Fuji.

Jdot Creeper

THIS IS FOR YOU KING GIDERA!!!!!

Melody Dia

Then I shot, and I missed.

Anonymous

with great confidence comes great womfidence.

Anonymous

"Jennifer dumped me.."

Anonymous

then I smoked and sold my body to the government

Anonymous

Michelle, I'm gonna fuckin' pre

Anonymous

Spending the boy in bed

Bread

"Omg Shronic does exist,"

Anonymous

You know what I am good, wheeeeeeeeeee -Dan (super bunny man)

Anonymous

Umm, more onions please!?

Anonymous

Look at me. I am the game grump now.

Anonymous

What do you MEAN, "Arin??"

Anonymous

Now, you must DIE!

Anonymous

look at me!

Anonymous

Mmmmmm FUNNY JOKE!

Anonymous

BOOBS in the thumbnail

Anonymous

What the hecks goin' on here

Anonymous

hey dayd–BYARGHMPHARHJGDSLK

Anonymous

I Shoofed My Douche ! 🥴

Anonymous

More Wolfjob!

Anonymous

Watch, watch, watch. 23!!!

Anonymous

Its not quite as big or as zammy as i would like

Anonymous

Somebody won, and I got the uuuuhh and it was me

Anonymous

Cause opportunity only comes once in a life time weeeeeeeeee!

Anonymous

Jennifer dumped me

Anonymous

Nuzu, dispose of Muzu

Anonymous

"MMmmMmMmM Funny joke"

Anonymous

Neuro processor, a learning computer

Anonymous

would u like to buy milton?

Anonymous

DON’T BELIEVE ME!?! LOOK AT MY EEYYYEEE RESUME!!! 30 YEARS EXPERIENCE OF JACKING OFFFF!!!!

Anonymous

"Too easy" with an Australian accent

Ahhhh hmmm yes

the screen shows the name of byakuya togami ,Dan :"That's not byakuya Arin, his name is togami😏"

Anonymous

I spent it all on gambling.

Anonymous

I HIT IT LIKE THREE TIMES!! I think I just sharted

BackIt2JackIt

"Does that Tickle Your Pickle?!"

Anonymous

This time for real is real. This time is it. This done. We’re everywhere… How many times?

Anonymous

Arin you’re my best friend! You’re my very best friend! Arin you’re my best friend! Please don’t ever die!

Anonymous

You never look at me during

Kilgore

Came out the p drawing Mozart!

Finn

"Corn is TOXIC to humans - and DOGS - only!"

Anonymous

Xmas is gunna be NUTS!

Anonymous

Dan: Bo'kay!!!

Finnen Cerises

Frumplefranks. It's from pl franks.

Anonymous

“Hello there. I’ve shit my pants.” (From Pokémon Red)

Anonymous

"FUUUUCK!" Literally any rage compilation.

Jake Jarvis

It's all Monika, it's always been Monika

Jake Jarvis

Hey look, Big Zam

Anonymous

MY DICK'S FALLIN' OFF!

Anonymous

The Carbuncle Ate Itself

Ares

UHHH UHHH MYYY PUUUSSSYYY!!!

Anonymous

JENNIFER DUMPED ME

Anonymous

I thought you deflated.

Sam Rush

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "Arin..."

Anonymous

Welcome to Walmart… you must die

Anonymous

...and in return, I'll SUCK YER DICK

Anonymous

When I'm 30 whatever kill yourself....

Anonymous

This is like pokemon snap for psycotics

Anonymous

Bien venu powerbottoms

Count_Chadula

I fell into the toilet...

Anonymous

*whispers "The Jews faked the moon landing." (from the ASMR power hour)

Anonymous

I want you to beg

Anonymous

Shronic, take the shot, poop like a regular man,

Anonymous

Bienvenue power bottoms!

Anonymous

My name is Laura…

Anonymous

I BIRTHED YOU FROM MY MIND VAGINA!!!

Anonymous

BOP BOW!…..like what you see boys?

Anonymous

mario: yes yes yes

Anonymous

sonic: oh no!

Anonymous

Sucks my ass, drip my ass!

Mithras

Independent nutsack

Anonymous

Is this my son

Anonymous

How do the kids in the club do it?!

Anonymous

No, germs.

Anonymous

Suzy, we gotta jingle jangle problem on our hands. Santa’s going NUTS!

Anonymous

We made so far ago progress

Anonymous

Tamould!

Anonymous

Bankrupted

Anonymous

DID YOU POINT ?!

Anonymous

The carbuncle ate itself!

Anonymous

What did you do to my pickle?

Anonymous

Dose Bruno Mars is gay??

Anonymous

I am the video game boy I am the one who wins!!!!

Anonymous

That's Arin, I'm Dan, there is no god, this is Sonic Heroes!

Anonymous

TAMOLD

Aetherian

"I'm sorry?" from Skyblazer

Aetherian

Raptor pro tip

Anonymous

Today is football

Anonymous

eat,sleep,kill your parents

Anonymous

I'm a learn you how to play buttball

Anonymous

YOU'RE A FREAK

Hannah Sheridan

“I fired and then I missed”

Anonymous

"JUST LOOK AT MY BODYYY"

Anonymous

RED PLANT, BLUE PLANT, PURPLE PLANT

Anonymous

My asshole burns, it burns

Anonymous

C for cranberry!

Anonymous

I'm Byakyuya!

Anonymous

Did you point?!

Anonymous

Jennifer dumped me.

Nukin Futs

doot doot do do kill your parents

Anonymous

FUckingCLAM!!!!11

Dragunov342

PIAZ'NSHIiiiIIT!CHEEeeeEEZ!

ottorulz

look at these blacks OOOH MYYY GgGgGODdDdD

Anonymous

IT WAST DYIN-- I THINK I SHARTED MYSELF

Anonymous

today is football, the carbuncle ate itself, the rumor come out

Anonymous

She called me h--SHE CALLED MY FRIEND!

Anonymous

Tennis

Anonymous

Am I about to see your skyward sword?

TommyCrash

MARK. ZUCKERBERG.

Anonymous

Oven roasted scrotum

Anonymous

aunt jemima titty fuck

Jimothy

MORE ONION PLEASE

Anonymous

E-y-e? That's Ewe

Anonymous

Arin: Is that updog? Dan: what is up dog?

Anonymous

Mother! Get my celebratory clean diaper!

Anonymous

back street boys reunion tour

Anonymous

Plump, sweet, and beggin for cream

Anonymous

Crab: fuck your father

Anonymous

At age 6 I was born without a face

Anonymous

the bananas has gone bad

Anonymous

Goddammit Ross

Anonymous

“Deez nuts! GOTTEM”

Anonymous

“What’s up dawg?”

Anonymous

Look at me!

Anonymous

Bugatti, hot body?

Walker Rietema

“Great voice work arin” “Fuck you” “Wow”

Anonymous

Hangin out with all the fish……, more fish come around

Anonymous

"Unavoidable chin move!"

Anonymous

Tennis

Anonymous

oh look, big zam

Anonymous

Just because you're a man doesn't mean you can't have sex with me - Dan providing a voice for Nidorina

Anonymous

out the pussy drawing fucking Mozart

Anonymous

WE'RE PLAYING FUCKING GUBBLE

Anonymous

Jennifer dumped me :(

Volant Caedis

No no no no no no no yeeeees~

Alex Keener

CONSUME PRILOSEC

Anonymous

You’re an asshole, Stacy

Anonymous

What kind of guy are you are?

Anonymous

PuUut a ReCoRd OnN!

Anonymous

ANTHONY!

Anonymous

How does sandstorm go?

Anonymous

I'll SUCK YER DICK!

Anonymous

DA DA LADY DYEPP

Anonymous

Grab my hand.

Anonymous

How's it goin' dude?

Anonymous

Dang Dude I

Anonymous

Bien vinito power bottoms!

Petsinwinter

It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

Anonymous

And then I fired!

Anonymous

UNAVOIDABLE CHIN MOVE

Anonymous

Oh shit, Oh shit, Oh fuck , Oh shit I don’t have any Estus Flasks… DIEEE!

Anonymous

Oreo-Rotated Scrotum

Anonymous

It is a sickness in Uganda

Anonymous

Thank you for your thermos

Anonymous

Arin…

thescarletpaperback

I'M THE VIDEO GAME BOY! I'M THE ONE WHO WIIIIIINS!

Anonymous

Today is football

Anonymous

Scrawny Clown Snatch

Anonymous

Oh, bump off!

Anonymous

MY PUSSY ACHES FOR MORE POKÉMON

Anonymous

Like, Comment, and SURVIVE

Anonymous

BITCH ASS TITS FUUUUUCK

Anonymous

I AM NOT OK

Anonymous

I can tell you where the poop is

Melody Dia

🎶Shnigidi-ding-dong!~🎵

Anonymous

DING DONG BING BONG MAN, RATED R STARTS FRIDAY

Anonymous

UNAVOIDABLE CHIN MOVE!!

Anonymous

Does Bruno Mars is gay?

Anonymous

Look at me!!

Anonymous

Spider surprise cuddle.

Ruth

Pretzels dopped in mustard

Anonymous

In your Hubris!

Anonymous

"Welcome, welcome... you must die"

Anonymous

If you shit in a bowl of rice krispies.

Anonymous

“this is the sound of you burning in hell”

Anonymous

🎶Looks like you have a baby penis🎶

Minseok Kim

What the heck is going on here

Anonymous

We're goin a butt sniffing adventure!

Anonymous

Consume Prilosec

Anonymous

🎶 Can't get 'nugh of that sugar crisp...🎶

Anonymous

YOU'RE A TEACHER, 1 + 19 IS F*ING 20

Ginger Kitty

THE CROWN IS MINE!

Mack

"COCK IN MY ASS, FUUUCK"

Anonymous

WHERE THE PUSSY PRODUCTS AT?!

Anonymous

"You think Sonic shits?"

Anonymous

How's it goin' dude?

Anonymous

Buscuse me!? You think I can eat all of that by myself? Bitch I don't know your life!

Anonymous

What the fruity juicy fuck is wrong with me

Anonymous

I’ve been dodging it for so many years, I just gotta bite the bullet and go to a diaper cafe.

Anonymous

Infinidagger!!!

Anonymous

*in that weird sickanimation Mickey mouscapade voice* jeez, you open u a locked treasure chest to get a key, ISNT THAT ASS BACKWARDS

Anonymous

This games a bunch of poopy ass dicks, covered in chocolate feces

Anonymous

Chick Alfredo, Mac and cheese.. Lasagna, fucken, Mac and cheese with some meat in it.. it’s all Mac and cheese dude

Anonymous

You Piccadilly whore!

Anonymous

"I have... no money.." 'Why??' [Grumbling] "cause I spent it all on gambling.."

Anonymous

"F**k your father, f**k your father"

Anonymous

Well hello there, I’ve shit my pants

Anonymous

The Borrowers

Anonymous

Avogadro's Number

Anonymous

You f*cking freak! You’re a freak!

Anonymous

MY DAD WORKS AT NINTENDO

Anonymous

At age 6 I was born without a face

Anonymous

Get bigger hands

Anonymous

Puuut a record on…old 45

Anonymous

Bienvenue, power bottoms!

Anonymous

DELETUSSSSSSS

Anonymous

Hello. You must die.

Anonymous

🎶dududu du dududu dududu fuck your dad🎶

Anonymous

gotta put on the boat hat pftpftpft

Anonymous

It’s raining on Mt. Fuji

Anonymous

Kill your parents

Anonymous

Wap goblin!

Anonymous

MORE WOLFJOB!

Anonymous

Mind Goblin

Anonymous

I’m a martyr I’m a farter!

Jorp

Kill your parents

Anonymous

It’s not bad! It’s not good. It’s not food.

Anonymous

The bananas has gone bad!

Anonymous

Father are we going fishing?

Anonymous

That wasn’t me that was my brother

Anonymous

fuck my asshole! Fuck it raw, with THIRTY DICKS! One after another, fill me up with your seed babyyyy

Anonymous

“Yo how my dic-tate!”

Anonymous

"WE'RE PLAYING FUCKING GUBBLE"

Anonymous

One smart fella, he felt smart

Anonymous

It's snowing on Mount Fugi

Nafis

Consume Prilosec

Anonymous

My hovercraft is full of eels

Anonymous

C is for Cranberries!

Anonymous

What, you think I came out the pussy drawing Mozart?

Anonymous

The carbuncle ate itself

Anonymous

Don’t forget who made you cum.

Anonymous

Barry, edit that out

Anonymous

I miss Dave....

SkyHaven

I made him drink gasoline.

Anonymous

vote for the "dont forget who made you cum" guy

Anonymous

Infinadagger!!!

Anonymous

MARK ZUCKERBURG!!!

Sweateryams

Anytime they first meat Zelda in the 3D Legend of Zelda games I laugh every time I watch those moments.

Anonymous

Consume Prilosec!

Anonymous

Fortress of Solitude, baby! 23!

Anonymous

I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT NUTSACK

Anonymous

Ah the French

Anonymous

Oh Arin….

Anonymous

These Magic Mike fingers all up in your COOTER!!

Anonymous

Fuck suckajin' managers always fucky sucky forgetty to send shit goddammit.

Anonymous

"Who's dick do I gotta suck to suck a dick around here" - Arin/Wrong Number Guy

Tyrant King

Perfectly 28 characters -- "Drawing Mozart out the pussy"

Anonymous

Tammauld!

Anonymous

Eye? that's ewe... e-y-e ooh

Anonymous

I like the word "scurryfunge."

Anonymous

I wanna have sex with space

Anonymous

Itapupu

Anonymous

IS THIS RANDOM, LOL!?!

Adrian Carter

“Look, Giant Bird. First I shoot, then we eat? Eggs must be delicious if huge.”

Anonymous

“Event cards represent hectic events that Kenny G must overcome using JAZZ”

Anonymous

Bienvenue Power Bottoms

Anonymous

At the age of 6 I was born without a face

Anonymous

SCRAWNY CLOWN SNATCH

Tanner Vinyard

OH SHIT I'M OUT OF ESTUS FLASKS....DIEEEEEEEE

Cade011

Quasimodo

Anonymous

Batman can you pass the mustard?

Anonymous

Spoiler Owl!

Anonymous

9 tickets....9/11...uhhhhhhh

Anonymous

arin how does darude sandstorm go

Anonymous

spider punch, spider kick, spider kyyussss???

Anonymous

I shidded and fardded all over those horny ass tiddys

Hontr

From their "Wheel of Fortune Junior Edition: Thing - PART 1" episode: "YOUDONSRONT NAKLONAT MAMM"

Hontr

From their "Oven-roasted friendship for the WIN!!! - Wheel of Fortune" episode: Oven-Roasted Scrotums

Anonymous

NINE ROTS (wheel of fortune w jacob anderson)

Rae

You, are insulting my favorite game, and I will fuck you!

Anonymous

You're a freak browser a freak

Anonymous

I'm tharin.

Anonymous

Jennifer dumped me

Anonymous

What's Updog?

Walker Rietema

“Yea I was, umm, lying.”

Anonymous

Suck my fuckin' dick, dude.

Anonymous

My asshole burns, my asshole burns

Anonymous

Get bigger hands!

Anonymous

Suck my Donk, Bonch

Anonymous

The bananas has gone bad!

Kevin Baird

All he wanted was some mush

Anonymous

ONE PLUS NINETEEN

Anonymous

Give me your cummies, sky daddy

Anonymous

There is a 90% chance you will fart. Pffff

Anonymous

You bitch!

Anonymous

"I'm like a goddamn gigolo about to explode, but everyone at the unicorn bukake is saying '3 more minutes, at least.'"

Anonymous

great googly moogly

Anonymous

One smart fellow, he felt smart followed by can you spell Dan? I know 3 letter words are your weakness

Anonymous

Eye is E W E!

Anonymous

feeeelin gooood on a wednesday… sparkling thoughts

Anonymous

one fart smello he smelt fart

Anonymous

Savor the peelies

Anonymous

Papples are pear apples

Anonymous

30 years experience of jackin off

Anonymous

At age 6 I was born without a face

Just.B.Kinde

ITS BEEN 3 MINUTES THE DOG IS DEAD

Just.B.Kinde

YOU TOLD ME THIS WASNT GONNA BE SCARY

Just.B.Kinde

why are you here? UNSUBSCRIBE

Anonymous

catchy ghost

Anonymous

The carbuncle ate itself.

Anonymous

It's snowing on Mount Fuji

Anonymous

"All the King Henrys were France." - Knowledge Trainer (20:54).

Keith Hoover

"DursevaveurermynamesArinthisisDaaaan"

Anonymous

Sucking ass and kickin' dick

Anonymous

Like, comment, survive.

Anonymous

Jennifer dumped me...

Anonymous

I’M the video game boy I’M the one who WINS

Anonymous

"MARK ZUCKERBERG"

Anonymous

FUNNNNNYYYY JOKE!

Halcyon

This might be too late, but, "It tastes bad but good!"

Anonymous

"Take my hand"

Anonymous

"raw fighting"