New Patreon Goal Added: SCRAWNYCLOWNSNATCH.NET (Patreon)

Hey [YOUR NAME],

Unfortunately something came up and we weren't able to work around the dates you were available. We're sorry it turned out that way, but your calendar just wasn't flexible enough to accommodate Arin's emergency bathroom breaks.

After much deliberation and back and forth, we decided we're going to buy the domain name "scrawnyclownsnatch.net." We think it's what Dave would have wanted. We do not know what we're going to do with the domain yet because Dave's Force Ghost kept cutting out on our last call.

Since you didn't show up to the meeting, we're assigning you the task of deciding what we should do with the site. Please send us your proposal with a cost/benefit breakdown and budget requirements at your earliest convenience.

Additionally, we met the goal of Arin restarting the D club. But when prompted, he said that the D club was never disbanded?? So we'll need you to confirm that your membership is still active. Please reply with your D Club member number (or Discord Handle if you're part of the $5 tier and have one) when you get the chance and we'll look you up in the D club directory.

Thanks! 

-- Management