What is Sex? (Patreon)

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Hey. So. Uhm.

Remember that Kickstarter we launched yesterday? To produce the third volume of OJST?

Yeah, so that got funded in less than five hours.

...That sound? Oh, don't mind me, that's just the sound of my heart barfing all over itself because it doesn't even know how to handle all my overwhelming feelings of shock and gratitude.

Don't worry, we've still got plenty more copies of all three volumes that you can pre-order riiiiiiiiiiiight here: http://kck.st/1s831AU

Since it looks like we'll be bonus funded enough to afford getting spot gloss on the cover and shipping a box of books to each of our contributors, honestly, the next biggest stretch goal I'm looking forward to affording is a goddamn new washing machine.

No, for reals.

After multiple floodings (that helped wreck our kitchen floor) we had a repairman come out who advised that we can only use it on its

lowest

setting (Which doesn't actually clean anything) and it's just a matter of time until it completely implodes so really we should replace it sooner rather than later.

I long for a new dishwasher. I dream of it. I will most likely, 100%-for-sure,

die

if I do not attain a dishwasher that actually works.

Please. Help me make this dream of clean dishes a reality. Help me get a dishwasher that actually works. Help me by

pre-ordering yourself a copy of Volume Three

. God bless.