Keep Your Muff Up to Snuff (Patreon)

My dearest compatriot and fellow Dad Joke Enthusiast Lucy Bellwood  hit me up today looking for assistance in making a catchy slogan to encourage folks in getting their annual pelvic exam to help catch preventative conditions before they turn into serious problems.

A friend coming to me in their hour of need to invent rhyming slogans about genitals for healthcare education? 

I've been preparing my whole life for this day.

Ahem.

Get your vag checked
Before you get your vag wrecked.

Pre-emptive checks catch
the things in your snatch
before they become a problem.

You can never be overzealous
when it comes to the health of your pelvis.

Take care of your lair
or it may ensnare
a frightful affair.

Patrol your southern border
or wind up a preventative disease hoarder.

A check under the hood
keeps your undercarriage good.

Get your pap annually
or become a preventative disease casualty.
(sorry, a little too dark, I know)

Check your junk
before it turns into bunk.

Check your junk-y
before it gets funky.

And then stupid Dylan Meconis had to chime in with these show stoppers and completely upstage me >:C

Check your vag before you wreck your vag.

and

Keep your muff up to snuff.

Stupid Dylan >:C >:C >:C She's the worst I hate her. (That's not true, I love her very much because she is so infuriatingly clever without even trying.)

In other news, the image above is from the comic Matt and I did on Pelvic Exams! 

That's all for now! Take good care of your pussies!