Pick Up Courtney Part One (Patreon)

Guy steps into the Kitty Burger and sits down in an empty booth. It's early and the lunch rush has yet to hit, so the place is fairly empty.  The buttery smell of fried junk food hangs so heavy in the air that he feels like he's gaining weight just being in the building.

The girls behind the counter are checking him out, no doubt curious as to why he sat down without ordering.  But they don't linger long.  Guy figures they may have been told who he is and why he's here. 

They aren't staring at him, but he does a double take himself as he notices a few more of the girls milling about.  Guy can't help but notice all the employees are gorgeous young women, not so much as a seven in the bunch. He's been in strip clubs with less attractive staff.  There's clearly some discrimination going on in the hiring process here, but that really isn't Guy's concern. He just wants to get this meeting over with and get out.

One of the girls comes up to him, a little redhead with perky breasts and a chipped tooth.  Name tag says "Abbey."  She looks and sounds as bored as Guy feels.  She says Mr. Cole will be with him shortly and asks if she can get him anything while he waits. Guy can't imagine a thing on the menu he'd dare ingesting so he just asks for coffee.  Guy watches her ass as she walks away, and after a few minutes Mr. Cole finally joins him at his table. 

Cole is a thick little man that drips with sleaze.  Guy has met him a few times through his father, and has always hoped each time would be the last.  Cole wants membership in the local country club and needs a recommendation.  Guy's dad is his best shot, but Cole hasn't had any luck persuading him on his own.  Which is why this meeting is taking place. 

Cole launches into his sales pitch.  Honestly the man isn't a bad speaker and he's making solid points as to why he feels he deserves membership. The problem is that Guy couldn't care less about the ambitions of this hirsute little scuzzball.  He just wishes there was a tactful way to say "Get to the bribe, and I'll decide from there."

Cole glances out the corner of his eye and his whole face lights up.  He says that Guy's complimentary meal has arrived.  Guy is about to say that he'd rather attempt to eat a live rat than anything that might be on that tray, but then he notices the server.

Or, more to the point, he notices the server's tits.  They are without a doubt the biggest he's ever seen.  Bria Martin was the previous reigning champion, but these blow hers out of the water.  Guy is so awestruck that noticing the rest of her is attractive as well seems like an afterthought. 

Cole thanks her, calls her "Courtney."  She sets down the food and walks away.  Guy's jaw is still hanging open.  Cole leans forward, a knowing smirk on his face.  He says that if Guy can talk to his father on his behalf, he may be able to arrange a chance to get to know Courtney better. 

Guy decides right then and there that he'll do whatever it takes to get Cole that recommendation, so the two of them start talking details.