Ann Profile (Patreon)

Here's Royce's friend he mentioned in Chapter Three. She won't be in the story until act three (and even then it's a small part) so for quite a long time, Patreon supporters will be the only ones who even know what she looks like :)

Name:  Dr. Ann Lois Mason

Age: 36

Likes: Martinis, sleeping late, and being condescending.

Dislikes: Her parents, most of her friends, and anytime she has to actually do her job.

Secret Fantasy: Ann would really love to get drenched in come by multiple men at once, the only reason she hasn't done it yet is because she can never seem to round up enough guys to reach a group size that would satisfy her.

Ann is one of those friendships you never thought would last yet somehow did. Royce met her when they were both in high school, and while they never really shared much of a deep connection, they remained friends and occasional sex partners in the years since.

She's a psychiatrist, but when Royce tried to call her "amazing" in chapter three he was being very generous. She's about as unprofessional as they come, and considers screwing her male patients to be "part of her process." She's also quite the hypocrite, often berating others for acting in the same way she does.

In a way, she's Royce's version of Switch. She's always there to smack him when he's about to do something stupid. But while Switch genuinely has Casey's best interests in mind, Ann just likes to lift herself up by judging people.