QNA - Part 1 (Patreon)

Answering YOUR questions from the VIP survey ft. my editor KissesFromLia (Part 1)

brief mentions of alcohol

0:00 - introducing ourselves

0:35 - “HOW many White Claws did you have??” and our drinks of choice

1:40 - talking about technical difficulties, “you sounded like you were in the upside down” and Godzilla

2:40 - himbo brain goes blank

2:55 - when did you start posting audios?

3:30 - “I think you’re more unhinged now than you ever have been, slay!”

4:00 - title of an upcoming audio (MMM collab)

4:30 - “I practiced the anime scream” and “give me an example” (volume warning lol)

5:30 - “when I was slapping myself the other day for your audio” and talking about behind the scenes making SFX… Jess: “we need to release the DMs” Lia: “shit I’ll post a VIDEO of it”

6:25 - “what are you wearing?” “well… to preface my answer…”

7:45 - it’s tax season, Jess wants a sugar daddy/mommy (self-employed girlies slayyy!)

8:20 - talking about question categories! this part covers irl/general life questions

8:50 - most asked question from Q&A: how did you get started doing this? (and it’s a more complex answer that they’ll cover later)

10:00 - Do you drink tea and if so, what kind is your favorite?

10:30 - Jess: “I like eating organic flowers” Lia: “you’re such a freak”

12:30 - What’s your favorite flower? / Lia: “Bitch… are you stupid??”

13:00 - putting dried flowers in your house for good vibes / Lia: “this is so nerdy and so gay at the same time”

15:00 - Lia: “I’ve actually never heard you drunk, this is super entertaining”

15:45 - What would your perfect date be like?

17:30 - Lia: “Just meet people online?? I know you do it for dick” Jess: “I’m forwarding this to HR”

18:20 - What do you do for fun?

19:30 - How are you doing? / Jess: “Well I’m currently doing your dad” Lia: “He’s dead”

21:40 - What is a typical "self care" day like for you? / talking about Wagyu’s antics

20:00 - talking about working from home = having the freedom to be a slut

25:50 - Jess: “I’m hot, I’d lick my own nipples” Lia: “Can’t you already do that??” tests it

27:00 - Would you ever get the womb tattoo irl? / Jess: “I cannot walk around in my crop top, that’s already hatecrimeable, with a womb tattoo” Lia: “If I saw a masc person in a crop top with a womb tattoo, I would simply have to impregnate them” Jess: “It’s my omega pheromones leaking out”

28:10 - If you weren't allergic to dairy, what would you like to eat regularly?

28:55 - What is your favorite type of animal? / talking about Wagyu again lol

31:00 - What is something that makes you feel really happy?

31:30 - Lia: “You’re too slutty to be a tradwife” Jess: “I will close up my legs real quick for some stability” and Jess showing their wholesome side?!

35:15 - Jess: “You’re fired”

36:00 - Lia: “Why have we been friends for 2 years then?” Jess: “You use the word friends very loosely” Lia: “Loose just like your legs?” Jess: “You could crack open a Pillsbury can and find yourself”

37:00 - As a local astrology hoe, I gotta ask: do you have air and water in your birthchart?

38:00 - Do you feel comfortable talking more about how you feel when people try to get to know you better?

38:35 - Can you tell us more about your cats? / delving into how we’ve both been pescatarian for years and “why did you name your cats after beef?” and lore about dairy allergy

42:15 - How old are you?

43:30 - What are you like outside of your audios? Your personality? / Lia: “you were a survivor of 2014 tumblr”

44:45 - Can you like.. clone yourself please? / Jess: “I’d love to. I would fuck myself.” Lia: “Yeah, you’re right. I’d eat my own pussy.”

45:25 - Do you fart?

47:05 - Jess: “Actually, I’ve had Grindr uninstalled for 48 hours”

47:40 - Jess: “Shut up, we’ve dated Mormons”

49:30 - What mic and interface do you use? / talking about recommendations

52:08 - Lia: “Wow, whore. You just walk around naked all the time??”

52:15 - Jess: “Who do you think made me cum on the window? Spill some tea” / Lia: “I KNEW IT!”

52:50 - Why do you sound so attractive?

55:55 - Lia: “I wasn’t gonna get into the trauma but okay!! Just say you want a mommy already”

56:25 - Why is Cinamoroll the best of all Sanrio characters? / Why do you like Cinnamoroll?

57:30 - Will you be playing the new princess peach game?

58:45 - What's your nationality and/or ethnicity? Do you look like your drawn persona?

59:45 - Lia: “I hate that I actually don’t hate the accent now. It kinda grows on you. Like a fungus.”

1:00:00 - Do you listen to Lana Del Rey?

1:01:00 - What is your favorite cake?

1:02:50 - Lia: “Wet and milky??! That’s a really slutty way to describe it” Jess: “Maybe we should bring back slut shaming”

1:03:50 - Do you like boba tea?

1:06:05 - How's your day been?

1:06:30 - What is your go-to snack?

1:07:30 - Do you get in the shower feet first?? It’s very important…(I can’t stand people that get in feet first)

1:08:30 - How tall are you?

1:09:00 - What would you rebrand as if you wanted to change your VA name