Review - VIOLENT NIGHT (2022) (Patreon)
Published:
2022-12-08 02:57:05
Imported:
2023-01
Content
A team of ruthless thieves terrorizing a family on Christmas Eve in an attempt to loot millions believed to be locked in their home's secure vault find their plans interrupted when Santa Claus arrives to deliver gifts and - once appraised of the situation by their hostage's Nice-Listed youngest child - opts to stick around and also deliver a brutal, bloody "DIE HARD"-style beatdown on the bad guys. This is the best idea for a movie that anyone has ever had for a movie.