bro, which book next? (Patreon)

I don't feel like buying any new books so let's choose one from my current stash of paperbacks for me to read and possibly bitch about. or maybe swoon about. who knows. i don't feel like copy/pasting the blurbs so enjoy my summaries:

An Absolutely Remarkable Thing - Hank Green
a 23yo girl and her friend find a statue... thing. that came from the sky? maybe? and they become a viral youtube sensation and the book follows the documentation of the statue things that're popping up all over the world and how it affects the chickylady.

The City in the Middle of the Night - Charlie Jane Anders
takes place on planet that is frozen dark on one side and blazing sunshine on the other and the only area that is habitable is the small section between the two. we follow a chickypoo who revolted against her city and got exiled to the dark but somehow survived??? and we find out SECRETS.

The Raw Shark Texts - Steven Hall
dude wakes up in a house he doesnt recognize with amnesia, but he has his diary so he can read back about some chickybabe he loved??? but she died, sad. we follow him trying to figure out wtf is going on and about his past while "predatory forces threaten to consume him". 

All the Birds in the Sky - Charlie Jane Anders
a bunch of witches and a hipster tech start up are at war and we have a romeo+juliet situation going on with two young members except their LURVE is determining the fate of the planet and mankind, nbd.