The Unicorn and the Warrior (Patreon)
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2016-05-22 18:37:43
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"I love my coltfriend. Dusk is great, the best friend I don't deserve. Let's be honest, though... I have needs that can't be fulfilled while he's off on his adventures. Getting kidnapped, on a job that's coated with enough black ink to hide the other side of the page. He keeps coming home beaten to the point that he passes out for days on end. He never does ask what I do when I go away for the weekend. Sure, most of the time I go see my parents, but when their condo is within walking distance of one of the best private resorts in the region, who says I have to visit them every time? Lucky me, flash a bit of cleavage from a skimpy black bikini and I've got a surefire ticket. I never know exactly what I'm walking into when I step into this place, but who cares? I can go all night, break the bed and still keep going."
-Striker, commissioner of this pic
I've got another new shark character. Phillip, the horndog rival of Cetana. He too wants to be chief, not for nefarious purposes, but so he can restore the art of magic to his people.