The Lewdest Time of the Year: A lewd christmas story [Complete version] (Patreon)

Hello there! Today I'll bring something a bit different: a sexy story! Hope you guys enjoy it, and happy holidays!

The Lewdest Time of the Year, written by PervyMcPerve;

Claudia's artwork by Kainkout: https://www.patreon.com/posts/cm-santa-claudia-23474803  

QUICK DISCLAIMER: THE CHARACTERS IN THIS STORY ARE AGED 18+!!! 

Ah  yes, the night before Christmas has struck once again! With houses  decorated for Santa Claus, giving out gifts of joy, and allowing us to appreciate family and friends, what other holiday can offer this level  of peace and tranquility? I’ve been living in this cute town called  Christmas Alley. Sure it may not be the biggest sized town, but what’s  really big is the citizens’s hearts. Not a soul of chaos, corruption, or  violence, just nice, vibrant, winter seasons year round. There was a  verse in a song that we’ve stuck by for many years, “He's making a list,  and checking it twice. He’s going to find out who’s naughty or nice.”  In Christmas Alley, it’s impossible to be naughty! The only naughty  people on his list is kids staying up late, being arrogant, or causing  conflict within town. Thankfully, most people abide this, as well as the  kids. Everyone has cookies and milk sitting on the table when Santa  arrives, so he can keep delivering all his presents. I left some ginger  snaps and eggnog on the table for him to enjoy since it’s my favourite  Christmas treat. Regardless, Christmas to us is a celebration of living,  loving, and sharing. 

I celebrate my Christmas Eve like everyone else, sitting by a nice fireplace with hot coco in my hand,  reading a good book. I eventually got tired, so I went to sleep. Must’ve  gotten too cozy! Haha! So I take off my Pyjamas, jump to bed and fell  asleep. Not gonna lie, it was hard for me to sleep at a time like this, I  just get too excited! Anyways, I finally close my eyes, when suddenly I  heard a loud thump going through my chimney. Must’ve been the presents  from Santa, so I fell back to sleep. What scares me is how I hear a  bunch of noises, like glass ornaments shattering, plastic ones bouncing,  and bells ringing. I’m like, “okay, what’s happening?” So I slipped on  some comfy slippers and slowly walk downstairs to make sure I don’t wake  anyone up. I keep hearing plastic balls clanking against the floor. Is  there a thief in my house? Thats impossible! It’s Christmas Alley!  Robberies are like one and 20 thousand here! So I keep stepping down the  stairs, and I see some ornaments rolling past the kitchen. Dang, how  desperate are thieves!? 

I peek out the living room frame,  and I see something beyond words that I can’t describe! There was this  blonde, braided young lady who was wearing Christmas apparel! Not only  was she young, but she had the BIGGEST booty I’ve ever seen! If Santa  has a naughty list, this would have be the naughtiest girl ever! Is this  one of Santa’s helpers? She was stuffing the tree with presents, and  every time she moved, her body jiggled. Unbelievable!

Someone so  naughty! Her ass jiggled harder than jello with her... her  delicious....curvaceous... hypnotizing... boo- what am I saying! She’s  naughty, I don’t want to be naughty this Christmas! Not any Christmas!  But she has an ass that would go perfect... with my ginger snaps and  eggnog... oh no, I’m becoming naughty, but it feels so good! Her  hourglass shaped figure is so good! I can’t stop staring at her moving  her ass over and over again, grabbing gifts from the bag and putting  them under the tree, and her boobs, oh lord Jesus the boobs... she’d  make better milk than the eggnog I have... I-I need to contain myself!  Santa wouldn’t give me any presents if I was this naughty! 

I  couldn’t help it, she was so curvy, I had to see her up close! But I  got too close, she turned around while bent over and gave me a shocked  expression. Oh. My. God. She’s so hot, holy Jesus. She gasped when she  saw me and said, “You naughty boy! You’re supposed to be asleep!” She  says as she picks herself up and tries confronting me, “I-I heard all  this thumping and clacking downstairs, and I wanted to see what’s up.”  She says, “Go back to bed, you won’t get your presents if you don’t  behave!” She exclaims as she tries to act tempting.

But I just keep  staring at her boobs, jiggling in front of me. Her clothes look so tight  on her, and it boosts her curvature by a ton! “I-I’m sorry Ms. I was  looking at the presents under the tree!” I tried excusing myself while  looking at her jiggly booty. She slaps me across the face, “No! Naughty! You’re on my naughty list! Bad boy!” The  woman exclaims. “M-my bad Ms.... um... What is it?” I ask. “Don’t tell  anyone in town, or you’re going in my extra naughty list! I’m Santa  Claudia, but just call me Ms. Claudia.” “So, y-you’re Santa Claus-“ I  was interrupted when she posed her finger on my lips going hush  seductively, “No-no-no-no, it’s Santa CLAUDIA! Now, doesn’t this town  abide by being nice for Santa?” She winks at me with a hot smile and  cute giggles? “Y-yes, we try to be nice every y-“ I’m quickly  interrupted by her getting closer to me, with a little seductive  movement added to her already crazy high hotness. “Well, this Santa is  unable to give the rest of her presents to the kids, and I need some  fuel to get my sleigh back up and running. Tell you what big boy, if you  can fuel me up, I’ll let you keep these presents.” Claudia says as she  turns around, bent over and slapping her ass loud and proud. The sound  of her cheeks echo throughout the room, as her ass ripples on impact.

God, her butt is so huge! It’s like I’m looking at Jello! She keeps  seducing me with her finger inside her mouth, licking it with those  cherry red luscious lips of hers. “And if I don’t ‘fuel’ it?” I ask. She  wraps her arms around my shoulders, lifting her left leg up, with her  high heel hitting her ass saying, “Then I’m taking the presents and  you’ll never see this Santa ever again. Got it?” My bulge is getting  harder! Oh god! “I’ll do my best, Ms. Claudia!” I say nervously. 

Before I get another word out, she kisses me, and I’m blushing harder than a  red Christmas light! It tickled so much! So I kissed her back in  exchange. Oh my god she’s so cute when she’s sweet, Claudia slowly  closes her eyes with her tongue out, ready for another pecker. I prepare  in exchange, so she pulls me towards her body, chest and everything,  and we’re making out like lovers. With Claudia tongue already wrestling  me, I decide to give in to her plan. We’re still standing by the tree,  with the lights so bright, it’s so delicate! To sneak past her lips, I  slip from her mouth and go to her neck, “Hey what’re you  do-o-o-oooooh.~” she loses her breath at the pleasure I brought to her  with that one fatal neck kiss. And it makes her so much sexier that  she’s wearing peppermint perfume! Smells so good! So she wants to be on  equal grounds, and kiss my neck. I’ve fallen in love even more with  Claudia! She’s so sweet and sexy! We lock eyes with each other, and I  steal a kiss from her, “haha, looks like your kiss is mine now!~” I say  after I snatched a kiss. She proceeds to get it back, “oh you naughty  little- nnnnnngh!~” She moans again while I dodge Claudia’s lips to kiss  her neck again. I swear to you, it gets them every time! Haha!~ so I  use both my hands to grab and squeeze her ass. “Mmmmmmh!~ god that feels  good.~” Claudia moans while she rubs her hand against my lower waist,  feeling a stiff something in my PJs. Oh lord, she’s going for it! 

So  she decides to pull back from me, and starts to twerk on my hips. Oh  lord, I'm horny! I try to stop her by lightly pushing her away from me,  keeping the distance between us two. “I-i-i can’t do this! It’s against  Santa’s rules!” I hesitate. “I'm gonna take these presents away from you  if you don't come here big boy.~ we haven’t even gotten to the best  part.~” she swivels her hips left and right, and my eyes follow. I can't  stop looking at her sexy body!  You know, I used to like the old santa,  but not anymore! I hope the old santa will forgive me for being naughty  this one day. “Y-yes Claudia!" I give up by getting on my knees and  shoving my face between the cracks of her asscheeks, letting her rub it  in. "Good boy, now, worship me!" She exclaims while she moans from me  suffocating due to her huge butt. "Mwah!" I pull my face away as she  bends down, same position as before I got here, and she starts jiggling  her ass. Jesus! It's massive!

She then proceeds to use her hands to  shove my face in her ass, “nnnngh!~” I yell in her booty. “mmmm,~ You're  doing a good job for a naughty boy!~" she moans. "Thank you." I try to  say with my face smeared in her ass. "Hmmmm, what if I did this?" She  proceeds to tip over backwards while I'm on my knees, making me fall  head first onto the ground. "Ow!" I yell in her ass while she uses my  head as a cushion for her curvaceous body, making it difficult to  breathe through my nose or mouth. “Mmmmmm, perfect!~ hehe, you’d make a  perfect seat cushion for my sled!~” After I collect my thoughts back,  Claudia giggles while I try to escape her huge butt. It isn’t working! I  can’t escape this pressure! Half my vision is covered because of  her gigantic cheeks! All I can see is the roof on one end, and her  juicy booty on the bottom half. Claudia starts to jiggle her asscheeks  by herself, while I’m still suffocating. Damn that’s hot! Oh lord! One  issue though, I can’t breathe through my nose as great as before, along  with my mouth! I’m stuck! 

But... it feels so good. I  kinda want to stay here, stuck in this ass trap made by Santa Claudia.  The way her asscheeks press against my face is like having warm water  running down your face, it’s so pleasant! So instead of trying to  escape, I wanted to explore even more. I wanted to discover what Claudia  really is! So she wrapped her legs to mine. While I moan in her  asscheeks, my voice rumbles from the vibrations in her cheeks. “Ah!~” I  may not be able to entirely see what’s happening, but it sure feels  good! And Claudia is so into it, she decides to slide down to my PJ  pants and twerk on me. Oh my god!!~ the way her booty bounces against my  hips and ripples after it touches my bulge is insane! It feels so good!  So I start to play with her ass a little by smacking it hard.  “Aaaaaaah!~” She moans while she’s sitting on my hips, with my bulge  trying to pierce my PJ pants like a street sign in the North Pole under  piles of snow. “I see you’re enjoying this, sugar?” Claudia says as she  bounces her booty on my hips. 

She’s bouncing on my hips with her huge  booty? Oh my God! It feels even better than sitting on my face!~ “hmmmm,  you ever try playing the bongos before?” I ask while she’s grinding  from my waist down to my thighs rapidly. “Bongos? What’s that?” She  asks. “It’s a pair of drums. We use our hands to play them. Wanna see  how they work?” I suggest while I snap my head back in pleasure.  “S-Sure!~” Miss Claudia replies. I decide to go to town with her booty  cheeks and play them like a pair of bongo drums by smacking her ass in  rhythm. “Ooooh!~ that feels good!~” She moans while I play Jingle Bell  Rock on her butt. Claudia then decides to surprise me off-guard  and  push my pants down, switching from her sitting on my lap to sitting on  my stomach. I love how plump her cheeks are against my chest. It feels  so good!~ “I see a candy cane with my name on it! Hehe!~” Claudia says  joyfully as she jiggles her booty on my chest. 

While  she’s sitting on me with all her weight, now that she found my weakness,  she proceeds to grab my underwear, and strip them down from my waist to  see my throbbing, hard penis. As soon as she pulls them down, my cock  jumps and hits her body, “Oooooh, this candy cane looks extra juicy!  Look at it throb in forgiveness, wishing for a good fuck.~” Claudia  giggles while I can’t see past her hot ass. So she wrapped her lips  around my tip, “aaaaaaah god! Nnnnnngh!~” She sucks me off, and oh god  it feels so good. Claudia then decides to push her ass back to my face,  now I moan in her asscheeks with my voice rumbling in her cheeks. “Ah  fuck! Fuck!~ mmmmmmmmph!~” I can taste a little bit of that juice leak  from her pussy. Tastes like pineapple! Delicious!~ so after we finished  blowing each other in the same position for a few minutes, she stops  sucking me and starts stroking my cock. “Mmmm.~ I’m so hot right now,  Santa needs a ride!~” She lifts her ass from my face, and I’m still  throbbing for her to ride my cock. 

Claudia then turns  around with her body facing me, and proceeds to slowly slide her pussy  onto my throbbing penis. “O-o-ooooh!~” she moans while I groan,  “nnnnnngh fuck!~ give it to me Claudia, give me all your curves!~” She’s  doing it! She’s actually riding me! This was the best Christmas of my  life! Claudia feels soooooo tight right now, it’s unbelievable! “Ooooh!~  aaah!~ fuck!~ give it to me!~ uuuungh!~ aaaaaaaaah fuck oh fuck!~” she  moans loudly in pleasure, bouncing on my lap riding my dick. Her moans,  good god her moans, they’re like music to my ears. Forget old Christmas  Carols, I need more Claudia moans in my life! Forget ginger snaps and  eggnog, I can just go to Claudia for my daily snacks! I fucking love  Claudia! “Aaaaaaah, god you’re so tight!~ I love it! Fuuuuuck!~” I yell  as I ram my cock into her tight pussy at a faster pace. “ Oooooooh!~  fuck!~ it feels so good to be naughty!~ ther- aaaaaaah!~ there is no  nice with me, only naughty!~ gooooood nnnnngh!~” she moans while I  continuously thrust my penis into her tight vagina.

Oh lord, I feel like  I’m going to cum! I want to let it out, but I’m afraid to impregnate her. So I let her know, “Claudia I’m going to, I’m going to-“ I’m cut off by her loud moans, she says, “Mmmm!~ go on ahead!~ cum in my  tight pussy, fill my sled with that fuel, make me yours!~” I give her a  few more thrusts, then I finally blow my load into her, “AAAAAAAAH!!  FUCK! NNNNNNNNGH!~” holy mother of god. Cumming into her pussy feels  like Christmas morning! And looking at her curvaceous body only made me  cum harder! “OH, OH GOD!! NNNNNNNNNGH GIVE ME THAT CUM!!!  Nnnnnnnnnngh!!~” she yells with a red and silly face, blushing harder  than a reindeer with a red nose. Claudia ends up cumming too, her whole  body shakes violently while she moans loudly, with her juices going  everywhere. Tasty! 

Finally I regain my consciousness and I  see her laying on the floor, with her legs spread open like the North  Pole, leaking cum like a hole full of cream from a Boston cream  doughnut. Oh my god, she felt so good, like nothing I’ve ever  experienced in my life! “*Puff, puff, puff* wow, you fuelled me babe!  You filled me up so much, I can’t feel my legs!~ haaah~” she moans with  her eyes closed, and her back on the floor. “You felt so damn amazing! I  think I found my new favourite Santa!~” I say in the same pose, and my  dick half chub oozing cum off the tip. “Fuck that felt good.~ I love you  Claudia.~” I say stunned at how hot she was. “Mmmmmm, I can tell babe!~  want to go again next year?” She asks. “Oh my god, yes!~ I’ll be sure  to leave condoms on the table for next time.~ but I came in you because  y-you felt too good to not cum.~” I say blushing, sitting down with her  on the couch and my head laying against her thighs. “Don’t worry, I’m  not pregnant, I took birth control.~ so you can fuel me as much as you  want every Christmas. hehe!~” she giggles lightly with a cute look on  her face. “Well, I gotta get going here, presents to deliver. It was a  joy to have some fun with you!~” Claudia gets up off the couch, and I  see her asscheeks jiggle while she walks to the front door. “I hope to  see you again next year!~” I shout as she leaves. “You better think of  me every Christmas, or no more curves for you, big boy! Hehe!~” she  giggles as she closes the door. 

Dear god, I just had the  best Christmas EVER!!! I feel like a kid on Christmas Eve, I got to ride  Santa Claudia! She’s SOOO much better than the old Santa. In fact, I  wonder if she has any magazines. Does she? Shoot, I forgot to ask before  she left. I see a little white slip under the couch and it wrote,  “Here’s my number babe, ride me xoxoxo~” - Miss Claudia. Oh... my...  god!! Even better! I can call her and talk to her while Christmas  passes! Well, looks like Christmas will never be the same ever again!~ 

The End