Reconstruction: Demolition Man (Patreon)

Sweat poured down Roy's face as he slammed the sledgehammer into the pile of rocks that once formed a wall.  He could swear that, with each thrust, the hammer felt heavier and heavier.  Also, years of tearing into walls must have affected his hearing because he thought he heard in the distance the screams of women between the clangs of the hammer smacking against the rocks.  Bah.  Too many horror movies.

All he could think of was the date he had with his girlfriend that night and how they were going to have a wild night together.  He was getting moist just thinking about it.  He was going to show her his new tattoo on his stomach.  Man, is she in for a surprise!