The Struggle (Patreon)

That's odd.  It was time for Jim to go to work and he had a heck of a time pulling on his pants.  They drooped around his ankles but they couldn't seem to go past his hips.   His wife had been feeding him these strange pancakes and now, he figured, he was putting on the pounds.    I guess that explains the strange weight on his chest as well.  That's it!  He was going to have a good talk with his wife!  Tomorrow, he's going on a diet.