Handyman/woman wanted [parody] (Patreon)

(*This is a parody ad*)

Person needed for the following duties:

-Perform milking duties on prime employer so that daily activities can go as per normal.

-Sweep, mop, scrub and wax milking station.

-Clean and disinfect milking station and fixtures.

-Make adjustments and minor repairs to heating, cooling, ventilating, plumbing and electrical systems, and contact  trades-persons for major repairs.

-Perform other routine maintenance jobs such as painting and drywall repair.

(*Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.

*do NOT contact us with unsolicited services or offers.)

compensation: Negotiable

employment type: full-time

job title: maintainance