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cw: zombies

was watching the last of us HBO show and kept coming back to a very creepy scene where a zombie infects someone by making out with them, aaaand here we are!

He gasped and sputtered for breath as the hulking bear pulled back from their kiss, coughing--the infected mechanic was so wide, all he could see was the stained denim of his overalls. The infected licked its lips wetly, tongue as thick as a porterhouse steak, and shoved one paw into a pocket. The scavenger could already feel his mind starting to race, face flushed, when the infected handed him a tattered little piece of paper. with a shaky hand, he took it and read the scrawled sharpie message:

"welcome to the winning team ;o3"

"wh--?" 

before he could ask any questions, the kissing had resumed.