introducing: the BonePhone© Pro (Patreon)

more from the boyfrienddogverse: an innovative new cellular experience, specifically for big dumb idiots. cannot access the internet, cannot receive text messages, and can only call one person (your big dumb dog boyfriend). 

its the perfect phone! the BonePhone Pro.

(chainsaw man phone charm sold separately; dog boyfriend not included. talk to your physician to see if the BonePhone Pro is right for you)