HALLOWEEN SPECIAL: Costume Party (Patreon)

Boy oh boy, let me tell you how glad I am I chose not to follow my best friend's advice and attend this costume party as a Lord of the Rings orc like he suggested I do. 

That's what he was going to be doing after all, but I was all too aware of how super nerdy it would be so I declined. I instead opted to put a little bit of cash into a Superman replica suit from the Supergirl TV show and even though I was no Tyler Hoechlin, it didn't look too bad on me. Well, maybe it did highlight just how skinny I am but no amount of gym work has been able to rectify that.

Neither of us knew that one of the hosts of the party put a spell on the place so that the moment a guest walked through the threshold of the house they physically and mentally transformed into their costume. My best friend became a slobbering, croaking orc who really put the fear into the other guests, while I stood up taller and prouder as the latest television incarnation of the Man of Steel.

My friend and I haven't spent too much time hanging out at this party, but you've probably guessed as much. I'm just over here befriending this handsome chap who came as Stephen Amell's Green Arrow and I don't think it'll be long until we take full advantage of this costume party spell.