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Once a Porn a Time By Salty01

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[Summary]

A Trainer game in a FairyTale World.
You end up on an abandoned planet and find a fairy in a jar.
Does magic exist? No, but what you' re about to get is even better than that!...

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Review:

Mirror mirror on the wall... who's the best porn parody of them all? 

Well, it may or may not be this game, but easily among the top 3 in the hall of fap.

I don't know about you, but Disney characters, or rather.. ANY popular fictional character were always the type of cast to resonate the most with many people looking for some good time.

It is not by coincidence that legends such as Marrubi, Beachsidebunnies and Creambee have made an successful careers from characters they didn't originally create.

Even some of my own off-platform posts get a lot more traction when a character that everyone knows is involved.
A pair of tits is just a pair of tits, until its given context we can relate to, which then sends a signal to our brain to amplify our arousal by however many times our connection is strong with that character.

So today, after a VERY long time past its initial release, and after finally entering its
second chapter, we're going to talk about Once a Porn a Time.

Oh come on now, don't tell me it didn't get even a grin out of you 😀

If anything, the slapstick title is already a pretty good indication that the devs were blessed with a healthy sense of humor.

Honestly, who wouldn't prefer a good dose of humor with their porn?

The intro immediately tells you that "Any resemblance to real persons or fictional characters, is purely coincidental." then immediately emphasizes with big capitals "PURELY COINCIDENTAL".

Tinker Bell? Snow White? Elsa? As common as Bob and Tom. Purely coincidental.

After naming to our hero, you arrive into a mysterious room full of machines, gadgets, and a certain mute fairy in a bottle.

Quick fiddling with the local machinery gives you access to a search drone that consumes Action Points per action (Move / Search), which will become fundamental part of your corruption journey as you'll collect cash and key items to help you accomplish your dirty goals.

You find the fairy's voice box, who is relieved to finally speak after 150 years of being part of a shut down theme park planet that inhabits the sexiest, yet purest Disney princesses lookalike androids.

It is now your job, guided by Mrs. Bell to make said princesses cast away their purities, turn them into sex machines (🥁), and return the theme planet to its former galactic horny glory.

🕹️ Even as a point & click VN, there is somewhat of a gameloop that you follow in order to unlock all the spicy scenes.
- Meet up with the love interest and chat a little.
- Get tasked with a fetch quest that can be completed with the drone and / or the online store console.
- Complete the quest, get the girl to cooperate a little more.

There are a few curveballs such as password protected boxes and riddles, but overall you'll get the game's flow pretty quickly.

The credits / items grind isn't so bad, but admittedly if you're in a hurry then you may want to consider using the Patreon cheat code.
On a personal level I'm not the biggest fan of grinding, especially in the kind of games that I want to get to the point, but it is tolerable, and hey... the credits and items cheat option is always there, and doesn't really take away from the experience.

💕 For your great efforts you are rewarded with beautiful and original CGs, some lightly animated, most aren't, of the princesses and your colleagues in all their glory.

The art style doesn't imitate source material 1:1, but still unique enough to create an experience that emulates these type of steamy encounters in a somewhat different look.

Personally I'm a big source material imitation fan when it comes to parody games.
One of my all time favorites is YamamotoDoujin of the DB series. I like the illusion as if the original artist decided to turn to the dark side, but I will also embrace a different take if the quality meets my expectations.

While the artwork is great, do not expect any wild kinks (❗)
Once a Porn a Time is a Fetish game that puts its weight in sexual engagements with popular fictional characters (and some others) rather than providing you a fix for specific big assets, certain liquid showers, or some aggressive belly bulging.

The scenes are unlocked either via quest rewards which are story related, or image data (unlockable with tokens) of characters and events that didn't seem to make it to the final cut of the narrative.

H Scenes are as vanilla as they get, and also keep improving as the games and chapters progress, as chapter 2 the models started getting cleaner, juicier, animated more smoothly.

There is a clear evidence that with greater support, the content quality kept improving, which leaves more to look forward to.

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Overall, a light hearted and funny writing that 100% carries the user's attention to not mash through dialogues, paired with beautiful artwork of cute familiar princesses makes Once a Porn a Time a Porn Parody gold that I highly recommend to anyone who are willing to take their time and enjoy the paced process of corrupting a pure princess into a thirsty tramp.

It is not the kind of game I'd recommend for a quick fix if you're starting fresh.
Although to be fair, I'd like to believe that most people that pick up VNs are already familiar enough with healthy build-ups until the big climax.

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👉 Once a Porn a Time is available on Salty01's Patreon.

You can also find it on Steam, but keep in mind that they get a 30% less cut.

❤️ For relevant H content of this title you may contact me in DM for referrals.