Happy Independence Days! (Patreon)

Yay to Canadians and United States Americans!

To properly celebrate, you should eat at least one stack of maple syrup pancakes (waffles begrudgingly are acceptable) and a big slice of apple pie (with an optional scoop of ice cream atop). Please be careful and conscientious with fireworks! And if you absolutely must pet a bald eagle or a Mountie, be sure to get their informed consent first.