Story Time - I am a grade-A dingus and was locked out of my accounts until now (audios will be up soon!!) (Patreon)

So last friday I was having all kinds of issues with google chrome and finally got fed up with it. So in an act of defiance I decided to make a switch over to firefox instead. And in hindsight, I should have made sure I had all my accounts transferred over and set up before uninstalling chrome. Which I did not do, cause I was so annoyed with it and wanted to cast it into the fire of mount doom. And this generally would not have been a big deal considering I have two factor authentication and all that good stuff on my phone. Well, in between uninstalling chrome and logging in to my accounts on firefox. I decided I was too hungry to keep working on stuff and took a walk to the store to grab something for lunch (ending up buying fare more than I intended to though). All fine and dandy until I am on my way back from the grocery store and already carrying too many things at once and my phone starts to ring. Rather than ignore it until I get home I try to finagle it out of my pocket with my hands already full of groceries. Leading to me dropping my phone in the process. Which it may have survived but in that moment of panic I tried to catch it and instead launched it into the street where it was promptly run over by a passing car. So there I was... My phone completely smashed, my sandwich laying face down on the sidewalk as collateral damage from when I tried to catch it. When I get home still hungry and without a working phone I realize. I can't log in to any of my accounts without access to my phone...

So yeah. that was my experience over the weekend. I ordered a new phone and got it set up today and was able to reset things via text so we are all good now and logged in. I guess the moral is don't stop in the middle of swapping browsers lol, and maybe also don't go shopping when you're hungry. Anyways I will be posting audios for you guys very soon!! Thanks for your patience with me. Life has kind of been kicking my butt this month