To Go Even Further Beyond - Chapter 30.1 (Patreon)

Rest in Peace Akira Toriyama, thank you for everything. Dragon Ball as a franchise was a massive part of while not my childhood, my teenage years and adulthood. Anime as a whole would not be what it is without you spearheading making manga writing actually a popular and beloved profession. You will be missed dearly. 

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The way he shook and convulsed in my grasp-

I was half convinced he was going to start trying to hump the air while in my grasp. Or me.

Which would be even worse.

Just…ew.

I let go of him and let him drop to the ground on his ass, but he didn't even seem to care, a rumbling hiss of: "Yesssssssssss!" spilling from his black lips.

Just…nasty man.

"Ew," Bulla's nose wrinkled in disgust as she took a spot next to me and examined the tyrant lizard having the time of his life as he powered up, "Hey pasty! Get your shit together! I wanna punch you in the face and eat your tail already! But it's no fun if you don't put up a fight!"

Well, the sooner she put the beat down on him the better. As a Super Saiyan, she was only roughly twice as strong as he was now, and his power was going to just keep rising. And he still had his variation of the ultra form for a fifty percent increase in power.

Not that she was really in any danger with me here and already powered up, but still.

Besides, Frieza was currently absolutely shit at handling and controlling his own power and Bulla was without a doubt, a much better fighter when it came to skill right now as well.

"…Excuse me?" Bulla's voice seemed to do the trick and Frieza broke free of his power high induced pleasure trip, "You really must be a saiyan with that ignorant rude attitude." he scoffed, rising up to his feet.

And yet despite his words, there was a massive smile on his face.

"The saiyan babe who's gonna whip your ass and make you cry for your daddy." Bulla gave him the finger.

Rudely.

Frieza's smile remained on his face, but his eyes narrowed in annoyance at her tone and actions.

"You know, I'm in a good mood thanks to you monkeys foolishly giving me this power," he shook his head, "So, despite your actions and atrocious behaviour before the great me, I will give you both a painless death as a mercy. Let none say that Lord Frieza is not a mercif-"

"Retard." Bulla cut him off with a smug cunt of a smirk, and brought her other hand up to add a second middle finger to flip him off with.

Huh, she really was Gohan's student.

"Okay, no mercy then," Frieza immediately amended his previous statement, anger colouring his voice, "Rah!" he tensed his arms and crouched, before roaring loudly.

An aura of blazing deep purple exploded from his body as he powered up, and his body bulked up, musculature expanding.

And his power rising.

Beep beep beep!

2,417,530,000.

My scouter lit up as it read his newly powered up form.

Huh, it was rising quite quickly. In just the time since I let him go, it had rose up over eleven million.

"Now we're talking ya dumb pasty retard!" Bulla laughed happily, clenching her fists and powering up, a golden aura exploding out of her body to match Frieza's own and her long blue hair, turning golden blonde and spiking upwards.

"What the!?" the transformation was apparently so shocking to Frieza, that his aura lowered down as he goggled at Bulla, "What is that? It is to my understanding you saiyan monkeys could only transform into bigger monkeys, what is this golden power?!" he demanded.

"Heh, you're not dealing with your average saiyan warrior here pasty," Bulla smugly thumbed her nose, "I am a super saiyan!" she boasted proudly, flaring her aura excessively high and making the ground rumble around us and dispersing the clouds above.

I rolled my eyes, 'She's getting a right spanking later, you can't just go changing the weather pattern willy nilly like that, I have a farm here you dumb girl!'

"Preposterous!" Frieza spluttered, "There is no such thing as a super saiyan! Changing your hair colour? Please, that's nothing! You're nothing! Super saiyan!? That's just a silly folk tale you filthy monkeys like to pass around camp fires back when-"

He never finished because Bulla was long since done waiting around to get her fight on

She exploded forward and buried her fist in the middle of his stomach before he even finished talking, doubling him over it and making the alien tyrant gag.

"Don't care!" Bulla happily chirped, before grabbing the back of his head and dragging it down to meet a rising knee that slammed into his nose with bone breaking force.

Purple blood erupted from Frieza's nose as it went crunch under the blow. She really didn't hold back at all.

He staggered back from the blow, but wasn't given the chance to recover at all, "Come on, is that it!?" Bulla laughed, fists flashing out in a rapid fire barrage of punches to his face.

She didn't let up at all, and began using Frieza's face as a literal speed bag, I counted a hundred and fifty three punches before she got bored and drove her knee into his stomach, doubling him over it once more.

Before linking her hands together and bringing them down in a hammer blow atop the back of his head.

Frieza hit the ground with thunderous force and a massive crater formed under them from the sheer force he was slammed into the ground.

"You brat, don't you have any control!?" I felt my eye twitch.

"Control, what's that?" Bulla planted her foot atop Frieza's head before looking over her shoulder at me with a shit eating grin, "Can you eat it?"

Before I could say anything in reply, a massive high pitched screech echoed out from beneath her.

The sound of Frieza's rage.

Purple light exploded up out from underneath Bulla's foot forming into a tsunami of energy that detonated with a world shuddering impact.

Bulla launched herself backwards and landed beside me, skin steaming from the ki that hit her, but a massive grin on her face nonetheless.

"How dare you?!" Frieza was absolutely livid as he rose from the crater, nose practically cratered inwards and a mess of blood, his white skin littered with deep purple bruising. He held both hands up, a massive orb of dark ki forming into existence, bigger than King Kai's planet in size, before he pumped a mass amount of ki into it.

It swelled to double the size.

And then doubled again.

And again.

Until a truly titanic Death Ball hovered above his palms, "I will obliterate you for this humiliation you damn dirty ape!" he shrieked as he heaved his arms back to throw it towards us.

"None of that now." I huffed in annoyance and clicked my fingers.

A portal formed above the massive death ball, and Frieza gaped as his titanic mass of ki was sucked up inside, and swallowed whole by an absurdly sized dark sphere of ki that made it seem puny.

"What…what?!" Frieza sputtered staring up into the portal, before I closed the portal to the dimension where my death bomb was being kept and managed by Cell with another click of my fingers.

"Haha! Looks like you got punished by daddy!" Bulla stuck her tongue out at him, only to yelp in surprise and pain as my palm made contact with her ass in a thunderous spank.

And she found herself soaring through the air towards Frieza.

Who did not waste the opportunity and shot forward both fists outstretched as if he were Superman, his aura encompassing his body in a buzzing shield and drove both fists into her body, before accelerating with her and driving her into and through the ground.

My eye twitched.

I should not have brought them here.

"Alright, enough of this." I bit out.

Sure this was partially my fault for bringing them both here, but what kind of buffoon didn't redirect their power and impact away from the planet they were on!?

Apparently Bulla and Frieza.

Whatever, I controlled this planet.

I clicked my fingers and another portal formed, and a second later Frieza with Bulla still caught atop his fists came surging out of it, and right into my awaiting tail.

"GRk!?" Frieza's eyes bulged almost comically as my tail wrapped around his throat and stopped him in his tricks, and Bulla dropped at my feet with a wince.

"What was that for?" Bulla whined at me with a pout, rubbing a bruise forming on her cheek

"You know what you did." I snorted, my tail tightening around Frieza's throat in response. He kicked and clawed at me with all his might, but it may as well have been sponges getting thrown at a mountain for all the good it did.

"….Daddy's mad huh?" she winced, "Ehehehe…"

"As for you," I narrowed my eyes at Frieza, "You don't deserve to be part of my farm." I said, and held my hand out.

"Whfttrr!?" Frieza tried to demand, but failed.

I conjured a mafubamon ball within my palm, and proceed to smack him in the face with it.

Frieza only had time for his eyes to widen in shock, horror and a lot of fear before the capture device clicked open and a swirl of yellow and green washed over his body and slurped him up like a wet noodle inside the ball, and it clicked shut.

"…Can I still eat his tail?" Bulla asked hopefully.

"Later, there's no point in doing it right now until his power levels out," I rubbed my temples, "Lesson learned, you don't ever get to fight on my planet again."

Well, she'd still get a massive boost of power from eating it right now, but she'd get a much bigger one when it levelled out.

"Aw c'mon!" she pouted as she stood up, "I'll be more carful next time! It's better to do it in here, there isn't anyone squishy around!" she whined.

"No." I rolled my eyes and went ahead and stored my newly captured mafubamon away alongside the other five.

"I'll suck your dick!" she offered.

"You'll do that anyway." I snorted.

"…Well yeah, but still!" Bulla laughed, "Well, I'll wittle you down at some point I guess. So what are we doing now? That's not all you wanted to get done right? You told mom you'd probably be gone for a few weeks. And after knocking her up at that!"

As if she cared.

"We've got one or two more places to head for now, then I'm gonna go to a different timeline for a bit and get it out of the way," I shrugged, "But first I'm gonna be a visit to Frieza's brother Cooler."

"Frieza has a brother?" Bulla blinked in surprise.

….I'm pretty sure I already told her this.

"Yes." I nodded.

"Can I eat his tail too?" she grinned widely.

"No," I denied flatly, "For one, I've got plans for him."

I'd let Cooler be the new ruler of the universe in name. After I thoroughly educated him on the situation this universe suddenly found itself in. And if he was willing to play ball and handle the general state of things, I'll give him a power up

And I suppose I should deal with King Cold as well.

"Aww!" Bulla pouted.

"Stop your pouting," I flicked her nose, "I'll let you eat King Colds tail."

Honestly, what kind of weirdo was so eagerly fixated on eating somebodies tail anyway? I mean I did it just for the power boost.

But Bulla is acting like its a delicacy or something.

…Is that the saiyan appetite at work? Why is Bulla so weird man?

This isn't my fault is it?

A pair of large breasts squishing against my face broke me from my thoughts as Bulla jumped atop me and hugged me tightly, burying my face in her cleavage, "Yahoo! Thanks daddy! I love you!"

You know, the funny thing is.

That is literal now because of the Bulma that gave birth to her fusing with my Bulma.

I am literally her step dad.

Or will be when I marry Bulma.