To go Even Further Beyond - Chapter 29.1 (Patreon)

Before we went off to pay Freiza a beating, I decided to go check on a little pet project of mine.

"It's weird how someone can be so beautiful on the outside, but so ugly inside." I hummed, running my hand through the lovely blonde tresses of the comatose Android Eighteen.

I tapped my scouter, using it to read her power level.

444,000,000.

'Looks like Cell has been a good boy and kept up his duty to take care of her.' I mused.

Compared to the Eighteen of before I fed her to Cell's main body, her power had increased by over forty million now.

Originally, my plan for this Eighteen had been to more or less…feed her to another android Eighteen in another timeline that I actually found likeable. And make my very own Super Android Eighteen.

But while here, I've had a better idea.

I can give her body to the Big Gete Gamer System to use as a main body and not just the standard white robot bodies. Well, I might be able to at least.

'Can you do it?' I asked the system.

'If the host wishes. It will take some time, however.' The Big Gete Gamer System replied after a moment.

"Alright then." I smirked and held my hand out over Android Eighteen's blissfully unconscious head, completely unaware of the fact that she was about to be taken over.

Or would be in some time.

For now though, I may as well unlock her own potential while I'm at it, so my gamer system buddy whom I do love so very much, will have an even stronger main body.

"Hah!" I grunted, spreading my energy out and through her, and just like Guru had for me, I drew forth her latent potential.

…As much of it I am able to do at least.

It took me a good ten minutes to draw out her potential, unlike Guru who could draw out others in a few seconds. It showed how lacking my talent with magic was compared to him so far.

I even worked up a decent sweat in the process.

Wiping the sweat from my brow, I turned away from the unconscious form of Android Eighteen and left her to do it, her power would continuously rise for a good day or so before levelling out.

In the mean time, before I went to go find Bulla-

I swished my hand through the air and a portal opened up, spilling out hundreds of fruit of might.

I took out six hundred in total from storage, leaving a bit over seventy just in case they were needed going forward.

With a twitch of my fingers, they all rose up into the air and a clench of my fist pulped every single one of them into juice, the same way I'd done before when I fought that petri dish dildo Mira.

'I wonder what they're gonna try next?' I wondered idly, as I telekinetically directed the pulped juice of the six hundred fruit of might over and opened my mouth and gulped it down saiyan style.

And luxuriated in feeling my power spike up quite a decent amount. 'I'll never get tired of this!' I groaned happily.

Especially as I felt that tiny spark of god ki within me, grow and grow, expanding in size.

I'm all about that passive increases man.

Soon, the day shall come for me to be able to retire to my prophesized NEET life style!

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"Finally!" Bulla bounced to her feet from where she was leaning against the wall in my garden, "What took you so long?"

"I was checking on Android Eighteen." I shrugged.

Bulla's face twisted up at the mention, "Ew. What do you even want that walking talking blow up doll for anyway?" she asked with a scoff, "I'm way hotter than her."

You know, it was times like this I could totally see the relation between her and Vegeta. Not the confidence, because Bulma had that as well, just the way she spoke at times.

She really was like a true blue amalgamation of her parents.

"I'm letting the Big Gete Gamer System have it to use as a main body." I decided to come clean.

"Oh…" Bulla blinked, before a wide grin replaced the annoyed look on her face, "Wait, wait wait. Does that mean she's getting her body jacked?"

"Yeah." I nodded.

"Hah! Get fucked you useless bitch!" Bulla laughed uproariously, "That's the funniest shit I've heard in ages. Honestly daddy, you really are the best. I hope she's trapped in the back of her head only able to see outside and never able to move again, that'll be the best punishment ever!"

Well, as long as she's happy with I suppose.

I'll definitely be happy with my personal gamer system being an absolutely epic piece of eye candy.

'I'll need to get it- her some nice maid outfits.' I smirked, before shaking my head, "Ready to get a move on then?" I asked, breaking Bulla from her moment of hilarity.

It took a moment for her to calm down, she even outright had to wipe tears from her eyes, that was how hard she was laughing, "Yeah…yeah let's go, heh." she agreed with a little chuckle, walking over and grabbing my hand.

"Right." I said, before spreading my awareness out over the known universe. With the foresight ability I got from Kami and the Spirit training from both Goku and Cooler, it didn't take me long to locate Freiza.

His ship was currently travelling through the deep expanses of the galaxy, most likely on route to a planet he either wanted to conquer or one he already had.

"Kai Kai." I said, and we disappeared.

A moment later, we appeared millions upon millions of miles away, right in the middle of Frieza's ship.

I specifically chose one room in particular though. The med bay, where nobody currently was in the building.

"So this is Frieza's ship?" Bulla looked around.

While I stared straight at the medi-tanks and other equipment spread throughout the room? Green light appeared from my eyes and washed over the medical equipment for a few moments, before disappearing.

The Big Gete Gamer System finished with its job.

I chose this room in particular, simply because we didn't have this kind of technology. So, I had the Big Gete Gamer System scan it all so it- I mean she, I really need to get used to that.

So she could recreate it.

I had senzu beans growing in my dimension now, producing over twelve a day because of the sheer abundance of ki the stalk was getting access too so I didn't exactly need this medical equipment.

But free technology upgrades are free technology upgrades.

Bulla raised her eyebrows at me, but didn't comment, "So, is that bigger one Frieza then?" she asked, cocking her head in the direction of where I could sense Frieza.

"Yeah, that's him." I nodded.

Bulla frowned, "…He feels kinda weak, nah like super weak. I won't even need to transform into a super saiyan to beat him if he's this weak." she said, a pout forming on her lips.

"He's using his bio armour to force himself into a weaker form and suppress his power," I replied with a shrug, "He's a lazy motherfucker that's never trained a day in his life. Instead of training to control his power, he just suppresses it and lazes around."

Someday, I too will be able to laze around like that.

He's such a lucky motherfucker being able to laze around as he pleased like that for so long. I'm totally jealous. Ignorance sure is bliss.

I'm gonna punish him for living out my literal dream.

Yeah I'm jealous, so what?

I'm also petty, which Frieza will find out soon.

"Alright, let's go kick his ass then." Bulla grinned and began marching out of the room. Just as she got to the door though, it opened up and a purple skinned alien dressed in frieza force armour, with a long tube shaped head covered in spots made it or rather his way inside.

And froze at the sight of us.

Bulla punched him in the face.

And his face went splat.

"Nooo! Appule!" I gaped as he died right in front of me.

"Who?" Bulla cocked her head to the side, giving me a weird look even as the corpse toppled to the ground.

I wanted to catch him in a mafuba ball!

The true mark of a mafubamon master was being able to take even weak mafubamon like him to the league and defeat the champion!

"Just…don't kill the fat pink alien with the spikes on his skin or the pretty green skinned guy." I sighed.

Though just to be sure, I quickly conjured a pair of mafuba balls into my hands.

"…I'll try but these guys are super squishy." Bulla shrugged, and continued on her march towards where Frieza was located.

I'd even prepared in advance for this shit by unlocking the potential of my current party of mafubamon.

I trudged after Bulla in annoyance. And I ignored the screams of pain and death throes each and every alien made as we came across them and Bulla punched them, to death.

'Such a violent girl.' I rolled my eyes.

Who the hell did she get that from? Gohan sure as hell didn't train her to be like that.

…Wait is this my fault?

Nah, couldn't be. I've hardly even trained with her. I can't have had that much influence.

Well I put it out of mind as we finally reached out destination, the big doors leading into the main hub of the space ship, where Frieza currently was.

Luckily alongside the two strongest battle powers on the space ship besides him.

Instead of opening the door though-

Bulla punched them straight off of their hinges, "Knock knock bitches!" she greeted, swaggering through to meet the stupefied gazes of three aliens.

The pretty Zarbon, the chunky and spiky Dodoria-

And Frieza in his first form.

…Casually reclining in a hovering pod chair thing.

'I totally forgot about that!' my eyes widened in remembrance. That thing is like a lazy boy chair times one million!

I want that.

'Mine.' I decided right then and there.

"Right so that's the pretty one I guess," Bulla nodded looking at Zarbon, before her gaze went to Dodoria, "And you're the spiky one, so you two can stay out of the way, you're too weak anyway. I might accidentally you if I fight you two."

And with a grin on her face she turned to Frieza, "That makes you Frieza huh?" she beamed excitedly, "Hi I'm Bulla, I'm here to beat you up and eat your tail."

"…Excuse me?" Frieza stared at the girl, bemused.

"You heard me," Bulla cracked her knuckles, "You feel pretty weak right now, and you're tiny and pathetic looking too. I hear you have some transformations though or something like that, you better hurry up before I punch you and you die."

"…An odd challenge, I've never had someone infiltrate my ship en route before," Frieza worked his mouth as his eyes narrowed, "Usually I'd find this quite novel, but you're mouth has spelled your doom girl. Dodoria, Zarbon, deal with this trash."

"Yes sire!" Zarbon quickly replied and went to jump into action alongside Dodoria-

Only for the pair of them to be pelted in the head by a pair of mafuba balls that knocked them on their asses clicked open a second later.

And unleashed swirling winds of green and yellow that sucked both of them up like wet noodles and clicked shut a moment later.

In not even a second, it was done and both were captured.

"Yes!" I, completely ignoring Frieza for the moment pumped my fist into the air in celebration and then spread my fingers in a peace sign of pure victory, "I Caught a Dodoria and Zarbon!"