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Sorry again about the delay between updates. Shoulda got some done yesterday, but as it turned out after letting you guys know what was going on, my sister decided to be a clown and keep her shit going about how she was gonna send some wannabe gangsters to my door to rob and murder me.

So I spent the day waiting for a fight, with a butchers knife at my side ready to fill whoever came to my door full of holes if they tried anything. But nobody came, well my cousins did to discuss dealing with anyone that tried.

But yeah, was hyped up on adrenaline all day, then was just in a bad mood in general so decided to go get laid to take the edge off.

Fun fact, did you know most call girls basically move around different areas in different homes bought by others to house them? Usually, 1-2 stay at any one time in any one.

The girl I went to see, I'd banged before, and as it turned out,. I'd banged her roommate before as well. And it was their last night in that house, they were switching with two others, who were there.

And as it turned out, I'd met them before before, and banged them. And so there I was standing in a room with four girls I'd already banged, and they were partying, so they were drunk.

When I went into one of the rooms with the chick I came to see, the other three followed along and well, joined in? I ended up having a fivesome, and where I only came for an hour quickie, turned into three and a half hours and by time I left, I was fucking exhausted, literally wheezing for a little while.

They didn't even ask me to pay.

Between hitting the gym yesterday morning, taking my nephew to play tennis, dealing with my sisters shit, then the fivesome, I was exhausted.

I slept like a baby.

Oh also, for those asking, my nephew isn't hers, I doubt she can even have kids now with all the shit she's done to her body. He's actually my cousins kid, but we all grew up pretty close, so he's more like a nephew to me and that's what I call him.

Anyway, hopefully I can get a little bit more done tonight as well.

Comments

andrew rousseau

Lol, an inspiration to us all keep up the good work jord

Owlfurret

What even is your life?

James French

Jord honest question- You ever think you’ll settle down? Or better yet- want to settle down?

0 Jordinio 0

I've only ever had genuine feelings for a single girl in my entire life and that was back in highschool. I've seen her once in the last 13 years, and it was only in passing, and even then it was the infatuation of a boy, I didn't even actually know her well. So, I dunno. Maybe one day, but can't see it being anything immediately happening, though I think I do need to get myself a son soon.

Red Riding Cape

Well, I guess your life doesn't sound boring. Good luck in dealing with all that bullshit. I wouldn't want to be in your shoes dealing with that drama with your sister. I dislike drama in my personal life.

Dranzer

You know you are probably the only author who's updates on why they aren't posting are almost as interesting as your actual chapters.

Gamesempie

Yeah yeah, fuck you Jord.

Aerodynamic Fatman

Jesus fuck, where the hell do you have to live to have that much shit shoved down your neck?

Brennan Tubbs

Does Scotland even bother to teach the word 'boring'?

William St. Germain

Hope you get some peace and quiet here soon just so you can wind down a bit. Nothing wrong with excitement, but everyone needs time to chill. Though I got to say you are a legend with that accidental fivesome!

Derek Palm

Damn.... Dude your biography would read like a fiction novel

Sebastian Schuster

Everytime you post one of these Updates i am more baffled as to what your life actually is. Went for a paid quickie, got a free fivesome. Keep up the good work, in your life and in writing, love your style man.

Larsiebo J

is there going to be a naruto update

Privateminiarnold _

wouldn't mind some more of the one piece fanfic or the Mha one also good job as always