A Scottish Dragon In This Wonderful World - Chapter 6.2 (Patreon)

Luna, was not at all happy with him. Though, not for beating the crap out of that Japanese cunt. No in fact, she'd been staring at him with a bit of awe, most had and the ones who were muttering about him before, had promptly shut the hell up.

No, what the lovely busty blonde guild staff member was put out over, was simply the damage he'd done to the guild.

…Yarden had demolished the wall after all when he smashed that simp through it and used him as a football.

It cost him a full three hundred thousand eris to cover the damage. Though, it was easy enough to pay off.

Thanks to the cash he'd lifted from that clown, even after paying it off, Yarden was sitting on a whole three and a half million eris even after paying out another hundred thousand in donations.

Simps as always, were very lucrative to exploit.

Currently, Yarden found himself standing outside the local church dedicated to the goddess Eris. Darkness had needed to pay them a visit for healing, for…reasons.

Reasons that near shattered the bed, but reasons nonetheless.

"Are you honestly keeping that?"

Yarden looked up from where he was looking down at his adventurer card, taking in all the new skill possibilities. A large list of new skills had appeared. All that fell under the holy magic category that belonged to priests, arch priests and the like.

He'd donated a hundred thousand to the church of Eris to get them to show him all the skills they could use.

He met the chagrined looking gaze of Chris with his own, noting her gaze was mostly centred around his lower body. Specifically, the large, badass broadsword he'd left propped up against the wall of the church at his side.

Gram, the legendary cursed sword.

His prize.

The money he'd taken was just the entrance fee on that other guys part.

"Yup," Yarden shrugged, "He literally threatened me with it. If he didn't want to lose it, he should have minded his own damn business."

He was lucky Yarden didn't just kill him honestly.

"Well I guess so, but, that's a divine relic you know, you won't be able to use it," Chris sighed, "There's a few of them toting around, usually in the hands of complete weirdo's from this…Japan place you were talking about. And you know, a lot of people watching, that's going to spread around, you've probably ruined Mitsurugi's reputation."

"…Who?" Yarden tilted his head to the side, staring at her blankly, before shrugging, "Honestly, it doesn't really matter if it's power doesn't work for me or it weighs a shit ton. It looks awesome and it still cuts shit. What else do I need a sword for?"

"Then why not just get a normal sword?" Chris pointed out with a raised eyebrow, "It's not as simple as it simply being a sword. Gram is sentient and on top of that, it's powers are incredibly potent. It never rusts or dulls, it's practically unbreakable and forged from orichalcum and can cut through near anything. And in the hands of its true user, it not only amplifies all their abilities, but allows them to channel magic power through it, amplify it and send it out in a beam of pure destructive power. It's not a toy."

"Neat." Yarden replied with a nod. So he'd basically never had to waste time replacing it then.

Chris gave him a dull look before sighing and running a hand through that pretty silver hair of hers, "You're kind of a frustrating guy, you know that?"

"Yup." he agreed. He wouldn't deny it. Though, he also couldn't deny the fact that even he noticed that over the past day, he was a lot more…aggressive and abrasive than normal. Honestly, right now was probably the clearest he'd felt mentally since he got here yesterday.

Between fucking the shit out of Darkness and taking out his aggression on that Japanese beta soy boy cuck, it had…chilled him out a bit.

He looked over the girl beside him, "Hey, you seem to know a lot about stuff in general." he noted.

She was the one that confirmed for him goddesses could get pregnant. And she apparently knew all about Gram as well.

Chris froze, before giving a nervous laugh, "…I suppose a bit…haha…"

Weird.

But whatever.

"What do you know about dragons? Can you explain them to me?" he asked. He figured, his personality changes, probably had to come down to the changes he'd went through.

Specifically, when he gained the heart of a dragon.

"I suppose, but you'll have to be more specific, what do you want to know about them?" Chris blinked, and gave him an odd look.

"Everything," Yarden shrugged, "How strong are they? How long do they live? How intelligent are they and so on."

"Ah, okay, that's easy enough," Chris nodded, "Well to be up front, Dragon's come in three flavours that represent their growth. They start off as Lesser Dragons after being born, then when they mature they become Greater Dragons and eventually after they age enough, they become Elder Dragon's. On average, they're the strongest species of creature roaming this world and they an infinite life span and grow stronger the more they age. On top of that, they're incredibly intelligent, but they're plagued by instincts of hunting and dominance that overwhelm them and it usually takes one hundreds of years before they start maturing enough to control those instincts."

Oh.

'OH!!!' Yarden's eyes widened.

That explained…a lot actually.

'Why didn't Aqua warn me about this?' he wondered for a moment, before dismissing it. It was mostly his own fault he supposed, he was in such a rush.

He wondered if that Kazuma guy had finally made his pick?

Well no matter.

"Thanks, that actually helps a ton." he grinned at Chris thankfully. Now he knew, it was all his instincts fault.

And assuming if what Chris said had merit. He, was most likely a Lesser Dragon right now in human form. And it was going to take him a shit ton of time to learn how to deal with them.

Well, he at least knew of three good ways to soothe them a bit. Fighting, fucking and hoarding.

Speaking of-

"Don't mention shit," Chris rolled her pretty violet eyes and gave him a grin, "You're my friends…lover I guess, so helping you, helps her."

Such a good girl.

He wanted to mount her cute perky ass on his fat cock and fuck her cross eyed.

"Speaking of her though," Chris tapped her chin, "Why we are we just waiting here? She left ages ago."

Yes, she had.

After being healed, Darkness declared she had to go announce to her father about her having a boyfriend. Duty, or some such nonsense.

"I mean, I was just deciding on what skills I wanted to take, and you, were sticking around for whatever reason, I dunno," Yarden pointed out, "Was there something you wanted to talk to me about?"

His eyes flickered back down to the adventure card in his hand, taking in the list of skills he was capable of learning.

[Debuff Resistance - 5 points]
[Advanced Magic - 30 points]
[Auto Dodge - 5 points]
[Heal - 2 points]
[Turn Undead - 1 point]
[Exorcism - 1 point]
[Break Spell - 3 points]
[Dispel - 3 points]
[Force Fire - 1 point]
[Blessing - 5 points]
[Cure Poison - 2 points]
[Powered - 3 points]
[Sacred Shell - 2 points]
[Reflect - 3 points]
[Versatile Actor - 5 points]
[Protection - 2 points]

There was a massive amount of skills on the last and in total, he'd need seventy three stat points to learn them all. Which meant to learn them all, he'd need to level thirty seven levels.

And that was just the spells he'd picked up for holy magic and the auto dodge skill of a monk he who was part of the Eris order.

He'd eventually be able to get them all, but it would take a long, long ass time. He only had four skill points to his name right now, and even when he got more, he'd have to be picky.

But god…there was so many good ones. Powered for instance, was an all rounder physical buff. Blessing enhanced luck. Heal and Cure Poison…enough said. Reflect, literally rebounded magic attacks. Auto Dodge let one automatically dodge attacks even if they couldn't see or sense them depending on their luck stat. Protection was a literal shell of magic that covered the users entire body like a second skin to shield them. Dispel could get rid of curses and Spell Break could destroy things like magical barriers.

They were all amazing skills.

Right now though, the one he was taking above the rest, was Force Fire. It was a simple spell that when fired, attracted any monster within the vicinity of it to the spell.

It was an amazing skill for farming monsters, especially used in conjunction with the Decoy skill he'd picked up from Darkness.

With that decided, he touched his finger to the card and unlocked the skill, spending one of his skill points and shaking his head as a rush of information flowed into his brain and carved the technique into his very being.

"Not really…I just don't really have anything to do right now since I was planning on hanging out with Darkness and going on a quest with her after I found her," Chris replied, drawing his gaze from the adventurer card, "Actually, there is one thing…" she trailed off.

"Yes," Yarden grinned at her, "I'll happily take you as my woman as well."

Chris blinked at his answer, before her his shot wide open and her cheeks burned read, "What, no!" she denied, shaking her head vigorously, "I just wanted to know…why do you want to impregnate the goddess Aqua? I mean I get you wanting to become a god and all, and I even get the warped logic of wanting to leave strong descendants behind, but where does Aqua play into this?"

"…Why wouldn't she?" it was Yarden's turn to give her an odd look, "Aqua was the most beautiful woman I'd ever come across when I met her, and her body is absolutely out of this world. Big tits, wide hips and the craziest fat ass I've ever seen, not to mention that tiny little skirt and boots and stockings she wears and the long gorgeous blue hair, the most beautiful hair I've ever seen in-"

He paused there actually and grinned at Chris, eyes glancing at the lovely silver silken strands atop her head, "Well her hair definitely was the most beautiful I'd ever seen before, until this morning, you're a definite contender on that part."

Chris' face by this point, had turned so read she resembled a tomato, "So crude," she shook her head, "Do you think saying my hair might be the most beautiful you've ever seen, will make me ignore the rest of what you just said?"

"Why would I want you to ignore it? Besides, you're the one that asked why I wanted to knock up Aqua," he snorted, before a thought occurred, "I wonder what colour hair Eris has?" he mused.

"Silver, the same as mine." Chris answered, before her eyes widened and she promptly covered her mouth for some reason.

"You really are like a walking encyclopedia aren't ya?" Yarden snorted, "As expected of a goddess though should I say? I'd love to meet her." a grin formed across his face.

Chris sighed, lowering her hands and giving him a dead stare, "If a pervert like you went anywhere near her, she'd smite you."

"Not if I impregnate her first." Yarden laughed loudly in reply.

Chris' cheeks that were just beginning to lighten, sizzled a burning red once more, "You…you beast," she palmed her face, "What makes you think Eris is at all your type? You just waxed on about how much you liked the….curvy goddess Aqua, what if Eris is…slender like me?" she looked like she was chewing on rocks when she said 'curvy' there for a moment and directed her gaze to the ground, avoiding his own when he looked into her pretty eyes.

Yarden in return just gave a huff of amusement, "I don't get the point your making," he replied and walked over, grasping her chin and forcing her to look up into his eyes, "I've wanted to breed you since I first saw you earlier."

Chris gaped at him, face burning scarlet, mouth opening and closing soundlessly for a few moments, before, "…Eeep…" she squeaked out.

And ducked down under his arm.

His own arm lashed out and grabbed her around the waist as she tried to flee and he slung the silver haired girl up over his shoulder, "Lemme go!" she flailed.

"Nope," he gave her a little smack on her perky little ass and she stilled, another squeak of shock leaving her mouth, "Let's go hunt some monsters while we wait for Darkness."

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo this wasn't how that was supposed to go!!!" Chris shouted from atop his shoulder as he carried her through the streets of Axel like a prize.

It took him a few minutes to realise he left without Gram and promptly panicked and ran back.