Plans For The Month (Patreon)

Right, so that's ol' Jimmy buried and gone for good now. We had his funeral yesterday, and my schedule has freed up a bit more. As far as this month goes, I plan to update Dragon Tale a bit more, hopefully hit ten chapters with it. Alongside a few chapters for Systematic Shinobi, Devour, Beyond Critical, and hopefully I can finish the first book of Summoner's Ascent this month, it's been put on the back burner for a while now with all the drama going on. And if I'm feeling really ambitious, I might try and get a chapter or two done for Systematic Huntsman. Don't hold high hopes there though, volume 9 of Ruby was fucking horrendous, quite possibly the worst animated plot ever written and all I wanted to do was throttle the characters, they just pissed me off that badly.

Anyway, despite burying my grandad yesterday, I had more or less a good time. We were sombre during the service and the burial itself, but afterwards when we hit up the bar we had a real good time. Like, we'd put like £500 behind the bar for everyone there to get a few free drinks, I started with a few whiskeys personally. But even after having others treat me to a few drinks, I ended up spending like £150 alone on myself for drinks. In total I think I had like 6-7 glasses of whiskey, 5 glasses of rum, a few shots of Sourz and Jaegerbomb. And then I had like over ten glasses of baileys because it was my grandfathers favourite drink. And I lost count after that of what else I drank.

A pic of me after the bar at like 5 Pm. A real handsome motherfucker looking real dapper in that suit, but if you look at my eyes, you can see how drunk I was.

But hell, the fun didn't end there. From there, I switched into some casual clothes and went and railed a Spanish girl for an hour. Came back, had a few talks with my cousins, then realised was still horny, so then went out again to bang a Romanian girl. Swaggered home at like 10pm, noticed i'd lost my bank card, luckily it was in the taxi so just called up and they dropped it off...and found my sister staying at my place cuz her boyfriend got into a fight and got arrested.

Course between all the people that turned up through the day, especially when we left for the funeral cuz everyone left from here in the black service cars, leaving the dog alone for like 6 hours, then a bunch of other people coming and going and the general excitement, he ended up pissing the carpet that I had to clean. But eh, I topped the night off with watching a bunch of fairy tail episodes.

It was a busy day, and I think I randomly gave my nephew like £50 because he was sad and lonely cuz he was the only one in the group not allowed to drink cuz he's only 13, and I'm pretty sure I made a few passes at one of my aunts friends and offered to take some bikini photo shots of her and flat out told her 'I'd still rail that'.

But yeah, I partied it up after the funeral, in the bar for 5 hours, then everything that came after.

But so yeah, how was your May 2nd?