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Well…I did remember something I had to take care of before I went off to see a certain cat owner.

I took a quick trip back to Earth after locating who I was looking for and dropped off both Bulma and Bulla on Earth, it had been over six months since Bulma had been home after all.

…I actually thought Bulla would be against it and stomp her feet a bit until I gave her a spanking into submission, but, she was actually quite eager to finally meet her grandparents.

The only one 'sticking' with me really, was Cell. But, he was keeping an eye on my ever growing Death Bomb for me, so yeah.

With that taken care of, I spread my ki sense out once again through the vast expanse of the universe and locked on to that strange, yet absurdly potent ki I was looking for.

It could only be Whis.

I hope.

It could also be Merus I guess. But hey, if it's that dude, he can probably point me in the right direction anyway.

A moment later, I slipped into a state between light and matter as I had many times before to teleport across vast distances.

Only….as I did, there was a sudden, harsh yank on me that pulled me of course.

There was a sound like shattering glass in my ears as I re-materialized an instant later in full physical form.

"….You've got to be fucking kidding me." I ground my teeth in exasperated annoyance.

Because, I found myself suddenly within a massive void-like space. It would have been pitch black, if not for the massive row upon rows of huge, floating crystals extending as far as the eye can see in all directions.

A Crack in Time. Just like the place Demigra had been sealed. 'This seriously better not be who I think this is punking me again.' I resisted the urge to just start blasting.

I took a deep breath, the only sound at all within this vast space at all. How empty did a place need to be of life, for a single exhale to echo?

"Come out." I ordered evenly, crossing my arms. I couldn't sense anything, but that didn't mean shit when I was dealing with an idiot like Fu.

"My, you are a brave one aren't you?" a throaty, smoky female voice echoed in response to my demand.

I resisted the urge to let my eyes widen and show my surprise, 'Not Fu then.' I corrected myself.

A split moment later, one of the huge floating crystals split apart, sending millions of glinting shards exploding in all directions and revealing two figures to me.

One, a curvaceous blue skinned, white haired babe dressed in incredibly tight, form fitting red spandex, while beside her, was a tall, muscular blue skinned and spiky white haired man.


Towa.

And her walking, talking petri dish of a dildo, Mira.

And also the parents of that fuck face Fu. And now that they had appeared, I could suddenly sense their energy.

Towa's power was not even a tenth of my current base power, while Mira's was about half again as strong as my own, if not a bit more.

It was obvious they were suppressing their power though.

"The hell do you want woman?" I demanded, rolling my eyes, "I'm a busy saiyan, I don't have time to stop for every clown who wants to talk to me, no matter how nice her hair is."

"It is quite lovely, isn't it?" Towa hummed, idly toying with a strand of her hair, "Though, that clown comment isn't very nice. I am a forgiving woman though, so I'll let that little insult slide for now."

As she spoke, her boy toy didn't make a single move at all. He just stared at me, straight in the eye, completely impassive.

"Forgiving, sure," I snorted, staring the blue cunt right back in the eyes, "Now get to the point, and tell your little boy toy that him staring at me like this, is beginning to annoy me. So better stop before I rip out his larynx and shove it up his ass." it was like he was challenging me to some form of establishing dominance.

Still, despite my words, Mira did not react or look away.

"You'll have to forgive Mira, he has a bit of a hard time controlling himself around those he thinks are powerful," Towa just smiled genially at me, "My name is Towa, and you are Kakarot, correct?"

"Aye." I grunted.

"Excellent, you see Kakarot, as I'm sure you're no doubt aware due to that fabulous ring you have around your finger, me and my companion here are not from this timeline," Towa continued on, "And we, or rather I have come for an offer for you."

I stayed silent and she took that as her cue to continue, "You see, there are many ways to gain substantial increases in power, one of those is changing history i-"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah," I cut her off, already knowing where this was going, she was trying to recruit me. So I had a rough idea of what Towa I was dealing with now. Well, Fu was already proof enough I was in Xenoverse Two territory anyway, "Unless this offer of yours ends with you on your knees, with those fat demons tits wrapped around my cock and slurping on my knob end, I've got no interest in your little time break nonsense."

Towa twitched and I felt her ki spike massively, for a split moment rising over a hundred times the strength she was keeping it at to meet me, "…What a rude, disgusting little boy," she spat, before shaking her head, "No matter, while it will be a little rougher, your compliance isn't completely needed." the voluptuous demoness added on, waving her hand through the air, and in her grasp appeared a bone white mask, with a glowing infinity symbol at the top.

Oh, so now she wanted to mind control me?

"I've got your compliance right here demon slut!" I grinned savagely at her and crudely grabbed at my crotch, "I'll clap those fat blue cheeks of yours so hard, you'll forget the name of that walking dildo beside you."

I did not take well to people literally dragging me into a rift in time and adding even more to my busy schedule.

And to think, I had just been in a really good mood a few minutes ago.

"Mira….!" Towa bared her teeth angrily, "Beat him until he begs for mercy!"

Finally, Mira made a move, uncrossing his arms and smirking, "Negotiations seems to have failed, good," he mused, "This will be a good chance to test out my new and improved power."

"Don't go crying when you die attempting to tango with the Big Boss Monkey, demon boy," I jutted my chin at him challengingly, "Don't worry, I'll take good care of Towa over here, I'll make sure she comes to love riding my Ultimate Shenron all night long."

"…Why would Towa want to ride the red Shenron?" Mira asked in puzzlement, before snorting, "No matter, I care little for this prattle!" with a shout, he launched himself through the air towards me at a rapid speed.

He led with a massive aura enhanced punch, the aura working as a feint to hide exactly where he was aiming on me.

I recognised it, it was one of Vegeta's little moves I picked up on thanks to my wish for knowledge on ki techniques in the future timeline.

To bad for him, he grunted a mere moment later when I was suddenly just behind him, slamming the butt of my elbow into the back of his neck.

The aura immediately cut off from around him and he gave a gargle of pain despite the current difference in our strength and fell down deeper into the void below.

After all, his power wasn't so high right now, that I couldn't hurt him in my base form.

I levelled a flat, unimpressed look at Towa, "Seriously, is that it?" I asked, deadpan, "Honestly, I was mostly joking before, but maybe you should just give up and take up a position as a harem girl for me, at least then you'd be accomplishing something."

Because, that right there? That was pathetic.

"You froze time for a second there," Towa glared at me, "Do you think you're smart?"

"Yes actually." I shrugged.

She visible grimaced in anger at my utter disregard for her, and she glared down into the void below, "Mira! Stop playing around! Go full strength and crush him!" she demanded.

"Oh no, because I've never heard that be-" I made to mock her again, but as I did, there was a roar from below me and Mira's power, exploded upwards exponentially.

Only, to be honest, even then, it wasn't that impressive. My scouter gave me an accurate read of his new power in just a moment of time, I didn't even need to press anything. Thanks to my connection with the Big NEET System, I could operate it by thought.

250,000,000,000.

Two hundred and fifty billion. Amazing compared to most, but paltry compared to my full power. Not a threat at all.

….If I could safely use my full power that was. Because, that green spark within me? That wasn't there until just a little while ago.

Just after I munched Broly to be specific I'm thinking.

I think, I may have inadvertently, become a Legendary Super Saiyan. Y'know, the guy that raged out of control all the damn time and couldn't control fuck all of his power properly?

And I'm currently stuck in a crack in time. I have no idea where I'd end up if I started raging around here.

"This could be a problem." I mused, just as a massive concentrated beam of ki launched up towards me from below.

I opened my mouth and slurped it up like a wet noodle. "Rah!" I spat it right back out down at Mira and I felt a startled panic in his aura as he quickly dodged, "Can't you see I'm thinking right now?" I huffed in annoyance.

A moment later, Mira exploded upwards, a raging aura of dark purple energy surrounding his form.

I could see his movements easily. I'm used to a much higher level at my strongest thank you very much.

Keeping up with that speed right now? Not so much.

He led with another heavy punch that I lashed out and hit at the wrist, making it go over my shoulder, before he unleashed a bevy of blindingly fast, full on brutal punches head on.

He was all brute power, little finesse.

Thousands of punches were thrown at me in the span of just a few seconds, I parried and deflected what I could, but only got about a third of them, and was lain into pretty badly.

The final punch of them all caught me in the cheek and I felt my jaw shatter and I saw stars as my neck was brutally snapped and I was sent flying back, smashing through dozens of crystal pillars and coming to stop in another, cratering half way into it.

"Hehe, not so big now are you boya?" Towa landed above my prone body, leering down at my prone and broken form with glee filled eyes, "Not even a super saiyan form? How sad, but don't worry, I'll fix that later when you're nice and compliant."

My jaw was broken, as was my neck. My arms were literally purpled with such deep bruising, my fingers were bent in a myriad of different angles, and it feels like my ribs have turned to powder.

Lovely, just another day in the life of Kakarot, huh?

Towa reached down, holding the mask in her hand out to place on my face. Only, she never got the chance, because my suddenly fully healed hand caught her across the jaw with a backhand and sent her blasting backwards through the air and smashing apart dozens of crystal pillars herself, "Begone thot." I declared, pushing myself up and cracking out the kinks in my neck.

Y'know, it's sad that the damage I just took, is quite light compared to what I'm used to these days.

Oh well, free zenkai!

As I examined my new power, I hummed in interest, "…I guess there really is something for bigger threats making my zenkai's even bigger." I mused. Really, it was no wonder the original got such a massive boost in strength after I nearly flicked him to death earlier.

"TOWA!" Mira suddenly cried in shock at seeing the skimpy, busty demon bitch get the Kakarot treatment.

"I'm fine!" Towa huffed, glaring over at me as she floated up out of the remains of the crystal pillar she landed in.

"You, how dare you strike Towa!" he bared his teeth at me, his aura igniting like a raging inferno around him and blazing a straight forward path towards me, like a complete berserker.

Too bad for him, he just lacked that big boi Broly build.

I waited right until he was just about to smash bodily into me, before thrusting my right hand out, a wave of golden ki seeping out and surrounding him before he could crash into me, forming into a sphere around him.

"You think this can hold me!?" Mira roared, pounding on Frieza's Imprisonment Ball technique.

"Quiet," I fired a pair of paralysis beams from my eyes, letting them seep into the golden sphere and strike him, making him lock up, they wouldn't hold him for long, but they would do for now, "Boss Monkey Kakarot is thinking." I tossed the paralyzed, imprisoned Mira off into the distance contemptuously.

"…What! How!? Since when do saiyans like you, know techniques like this?!" Towa sputtered.

I ignored her, I had better things to do. Like, making sure I can kill that idiot without going super saiyan.

Thankfully, I had many options open to me. But first, time for another power boost. I linked my senses fully to my dimension and counted my stored Fruit of Might.

Hmm, I had quite the stockpile from the last few months indeed. In total, three thousand, five hundred and sixty-two.
That'll do for a quick little boost I think.

I waved my hand and opened up a portal, allowing thousands of spiky orange fruit to fall out.

"Fruit from the tree of might!?" Towa gasped, gaping at me wide eyed.

Hmm, best be quick before she tries anything. I dismissed the portal and swiped my other hand through the air, grasping all the fruit up in my telekinetic grip, before bringing both hands together and squishing the mass of fruit together like a hydraulic press, only more chadly in design.

Despite how many of them there were, due to how strong of a pressure I could exert with my telekinesis, in just seconds, the mass of fruit were compressed down into nothing more than a little orange pebble.

Which I promptly swallowed, "Mmm, that's some good shit!" I laughed gleefully as I felt my power begin to rise massively again and felt my very life force itself grow!

"…What kind of monster are you?!" Towa's wide eyed gaping had turned into a gaze of horror.

"You haven't seen anything yet demon slut," I grinned at her, igniting my ki around my form, "Wanna see something cool?"

"…I'd really rather not." Towa grimaced, casting a glance towards where Mira was just now beginning to move within the imprisonment ball. Only a few seconds had passed, quite impressive of him really.

"Too bad," My grin became absolutely evil, "Kaioken x 100!" I laughed, as a massive aura of crimson red power exploded out of my body, multiplying my power to the same degree Super Saiyan 2 would.

I felt my ear drums pop immediately, and the bones in my body buckled and snapped under the intense over charged pressure of my own body. It felt like my very blood was cooking within me, and my vision went utterly black as my eyeballs exploded in their sockets.

This was perhaps, the worst pain I'd ever felt before.

Liquid agony filled my very being, yet, it only lasted for a few seconds, because despite the pain, I still had the sense to cut off the technique.

When I came back to myself, my entire body was dripping with blood, my clothes were seeped entirely all the way through and dyed within my precious life liquid.

Yet, for all the pain, I felt even stronger than ever. I felt like my power had doubled! I really am gonna end up some super masochist at this rate.

Though, that thought is immediately dashed as I catch sight of Towa, her blue skin had paled quite noticeably and she shook in horror, eyes wide with terror as she stared at me.

Honestly, I probably looked like way more of a demon than she could ever hope to be.

And that reminded me, I much preferred to be the one giving, than taking. I am the monkey of domination after all.

"…R-regeneration…and the Kaioken at a full one hundred times…did…did you just near destroy your own body just for a zenkai?" she stuttered, almost timidly.

"Yes, and no," I shrugged, hiding a wince as a massive phantom pain wracked my body, "I've never used the kaioken before you see, I've never needed to before, I've just got a little problem with my super saiyan form and needed to build up a resistance to the kick back from the technique nice and quick."

"…You're insane!" Towa actually quickly flew back away from me at my reasoning.

"But not, in-saiyan." I pointed out, but she rudely ignored me and continued to get her distance away from me.

Just then, the imprisonment ball finally shattered and Mira shot back up into the air, "Fight me properly!" he roared at me, "Stop with these damn tricks!" the white haired artificial demon closed the distance between us in the blink of an eye and aimed to take my head off with a ki blade formed around his arm.

All he slashed through was an after image though as I appeared behind him again, arms and legs crossed in a meditation pose, like a boss.

"Take me seriously fool!" Mira spun and lashed out with his ki blade, at the same time I ducked underneath and hooked my tail around his arm, leaving me hanging from his arm like a monkey from a tree branch.

"How about become worthy of me taking you seriously, weakling." I snorted, thrusting one hand out and unleashing a massive wave of crimson red ki that swept over his body and carried him off into the distance once more.

It would barely do anything to him with our current power difference, but honestly, I was just getting some space and time.

For all his power, he's a complete amateur that over extends on every action. He's not a master martial artist or anything like that, he's nothing like say Cell, he's more in line with Trunks.

All the power, but with none of the experience or knowledge how to use it properly.

"See, this is what happens when you gorge yourself on useless time energy to get strong." I snorted in derision.

Hypocritical? Maybe to a degree, but even by the time Goku was the age this body was created, he was already a master of the turtle style, and the man who's memories I inherited, was well learned and experienced in kick boxing, and I trained extensively with Roshi to make both those styles mine.

Besides, real men obviously grievously injure themselves for power boosts

Either way, it was time to put an end to this, I've got shit to do. I let my ki surge through my muscles and quickly entered the ultra form, and then with a thought, formed bio armour over my chest, and a helmet and face guard reminiscent of Cooler's own and then, with a quick application of Spirit Control, merged them well, enhancing the effects of the Ultra Form twice over.

The Ultra Bio Form, or as many knew it by normally. Cooler's fifth form.

And then, I entered my mystic saiyan state, multiplying my power three times over once again.

"Hmm, not bad." I hummed, examining my more muscular, armoured form through my bio helmet. With this, I don't even need a super saiyan form to slap around Mira, in fact, I don't even need to push myself all that hard, "Kaioken x 20!" I initiated the technique once more, though this time at only a fifth of hat I had before, my crimson red ki becoming an even darker, bloodier crimson red.

I felt a bit of a strain on my body from it, and the sheer drain it had on my ki was quite absurd, but, due to my regeneration and infinite ki generator, it was a moot point.

"Yes! This is what I've been waiti-" Mira came charging right back like an idiot, only he was cut off completely when I appeared in his guard a split moment later.

Time Freeze baby.

Mira gurgled in pain as my fist punched straight through his lower abdomen, and then I tore it out from the front, and held up his intestines for him to see, "Come back when you aren't such a scrub, you damn scrub." I snorted, before bitch slapping him across the face with his own intestines and sending him soaring once again, the audible cracking sound of his neck breaking very audible, easy for both myself and the hot blue demon bitch to hear.

"This…this is impossible!" Towa clutched her head and screamed in horror a moment later as she took in the completely unconscious form of her baby daddy petri dish, "How, how are you this powerful! Where did you get all these absurd techniques!? Not even Son Goku was this powerful when he became a god!"

"What can I say, I eat my fruit and veggies, and get plenty of vitamins." I shrugged, before lifting her boyfriends intestines up and establishing my dominance by munching them down.

Mmm, demon guts. Kind of stringy, but eh, saiyans can digest practically anything anyway.

When she saw what I did, that was it for Towa, she collapsed onto the crystal Mira was laying unconscious on, her body just outright giving out on her in her fear.

'Yeah, teach you to interrupt my busy schedule bitch.' I huffed internally, and floated my way over to her.

"No! Go away! Stay away from me!" Towa went wide eyed with hysterics and pointed her staff at me with trembling hands.

"What, are you Pmsing or something now?" I snorted, "Don't worry, I won't hurt you as long as you open up a portal back to where I came from so I can leave this place." as much as I'd love to destroy her for her cheek, I don't know how to get out of here and don't fancy being stuck in here for however long it takes me to figure out how to break out like that twat Demigra.

"T-that's all? And you promise you'll let us go?" Towa asked, swallowing heavily, forcing herself up onto her trembling legs.

"Yep." I shrugged.

"O-okay!" Towa nodded quickly and turned away from me, lifting her staff and pointing to an empty spot in the air.

My eyes dropped to her latex clad bubble butt, and I nodded to myself. Towa gave a sharp squeal as my palm impacted one of those jiggly cheeks, "Though, if you ever bother me again, I'll rip that pussy boy toy of yours apart, mount his head on a pike and keep you as a sex slave, got it?" I growled at her.

"Y-yes, I understand!" Towa agreed quickly and got right down to business.

A moment later, a portal formed and through it I could see the large, yellow domed building of capsule corp.

"Right," I nodded, "See you later demon thot." I spanked her again, one for the road and all that, drawing another squeal from her, before hopping through the portal and landing back on Earth.

The portal snapped shut behind me instantly.

"Hmm, there's Bulma and Bulla." I mused, looks like I'm back home then. Luckily for Towa I didn't need to resort to plan B.

Letting them get tail vored by my goodest son Cell so he could learn everything they knew and could just get us out. It really would have been a shame to erase that demon booty from the universe after all.

'Even with a fat blue ass that fine, she only gets one freebie though.' I promised.

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Kakarot Battle Power: 2,464,316,380

Kakarot Battle Power(Ultra Bio Form/Mystic Saiyan): 22,178,847,420

Kakarot Battle Power (Ultra Bio Form/Mystic Saiyan/Kaioken x 20): 443,576,948,400

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Bert Torres

AMAZING THANK YOU FOR THE CHAPTER