Poll Winner (Patreon)

The big winner is the Kushina Bodyguard piece. I let the vote go on for a few more hours because it was tied with the Rider one for quite a while, but then it pulled ahead.

The next part of Rin Chikan isn't going as smooth as I'd have liked. I have to admit. It feels odd sitting at a computer again when I spent so much time squinting at a phone while typing shit out.

Honestly, I wanted to get drunk tonight, finish up the Chikan, do the Kushina piece and probably a couple drabbles. Cuz you know, when I'm drunk, it's like the me of yesteryear has come back, the me who could pop out 10k words a day easily.

Of course I did get drunk the other night, but that went a wrong turn. I got drunk silly and then went and hired a call girl. It was all for the muse though, i hope you all appreciate the sacrifices I make.

Anyway, I'll be postponing the drinking and writing. Until tomorrow, when I get back from my aunts. Probably around 12. that's right, we'll get nice and drunk during the day instead of night, that way if I get any phone calls at night going, "By the way Jordan you need to look after wee Paul tomorrow." - "Jordan help move all these massive pieces of furniture." - "Jordan you need shopping done in this house." - "Jordan Blah Blah is in the hospital, you need to come help blah blah." - "Jordan, come help, we need to pull up and replace the entire living room carpet and need you to help move everything out of the living room first as well." - I can just crash anyway without losing any time.

Seriously though, I'm a total gofer for my family these days. Cunts. They interrupt me mid writing, to get me do all this shit and when I get time back to myself, all I want to do is collapse and my muse dries up. Seriously, super cunts.

Anyway, don't worry if you didn't vote for the Kushina option. I'll be doing the others at some point. Although, I wish I didn't agree to the Rider one. Cuz fuck Shinji and Rider is my waifu. Whoever brought the idea up, shame on you. I'll need to bleach my mind.. Almost as shameful as GoT season 8.

Anyway