Update (Patreon)

I'm having a major problem. It's called Writer's Block, something most of you are probably aware of. In the past few months, it started out then started getting worse and worse to the point where even being on a document for hours all I have to show for it is a few hundred shoddily written words.

My zest for writing is dying a cold, hard death. The first one I'm into right now. the OC X Rei Miyamoto is the furthest along, got to 1.8k words, didn't like most of it, deleted and most and rewrote but now it's only at 1.2k words.

I need to have my spirit for writing reborn from the ashes they are now, like a big majestic horny phoenix. But nothing's working. I spent £80 on phone sex for dirty talk and imaginary scenarios to try and rouse myself. Didn't work. Spent another £50 on Livejasmin models and made those bitches parade around for me, again didn't work. I even went out and and paid for a Call Girl by the name of Candy and god was she hot Bloody Hero, one of my followers here could tell you and I made her squeal like a pig. Oink Oink you ditzy blonde cunt.

...I mean it literally, I had her on all fours, giving her big round ass a spanking and she was loving it so I kept it up and told her to oink like a pig. But still, even then my orgasm was little better than my unsatisfactory wanks these days. Granted, I've been fucking these types since I as 14, but you know I thought it would help me out and I spent £200 for 2 hours with her. In total in the last week or so, I've spent over £330 just to try and get my muse going again. What the fuck is that about? Then today I drunkenly went and about an Xbox one and battery pack for £170. I don't even have any games for it bar my old xbox 360 ones, the hell was I thinking?

Honestly guys..and gals. That surprised me, when I found out I had a few girls following me. Anyway, my last option right now is to request a commission of my own, set to my tastes, because that's what I think it is. There's just no good lemon stories in the same vain that got my excited for it originally.  And even worse thanks to my stupidity of spending £500 for useless shit, I'm tight on funds for now. So it's only gonna be a 5k or so commission.

So guys, sorry for the delay, I totally won't blame any of you that bail now on my stupid ass. I'm so freaking Jelly of Cambrian and the likes zeal for writing now. Where did the days go where I could pump out a 10k word chapter a day?

At this rate, I'm gonna get dragged out back and put out of my misery like poor old Yeller.