My Deathly Adventure - My Paradise (Patreon)

Of course you don't know why, so let me backtrack and tell you how I came to be here.

I died.

That's how this whole crazy adventure began. The names Riley Makugaia, born in Scotland August 11th 1993 and at the ripe old age of eighteen, I was killed in a car accident. I've read in fanfiction a few times a saying by Albus Dumbledore 'Death is but the next great adventure'. I had no fucking idea it was true.

We get to pick our heavens who knew? Not to mention how fucking epic is that? God is my new best friend.

I visited my dead relatives first before I decided yeah? It was nice to see my grandmother, aunt and a few of my long lost pets.

Anyway, after that I picked my heaven, I decided I wanted to traverse the anime worlds.

Of course the way I was, there was noway I would last long and so I decided to see if I could get myself some powers.

So I stepped up to the portal in my own personal limbo that appeared as I wanted it to, wished it to open up in the One Piece world like a hundred years before canon and to drop me beside the tree that was growing the Devil Fruit I wanted.

So I was dropped on some kind of tropical island, fucking awesome in my opinion and to my surprise I was an inch or two shorter, so I ran to the water and checked my reflection, my hair short and spiky? Red highlights through it? Fucking sweet I had been de-aged back to sixteen, my favourite age of my past life!

Anyway, I dismissed that shit from my mind and went to the large glowing tree in the middle of the small island grabbed the large white tinted fruit with a bunch of wave-like line patterns and promptly bit into that sucker.

After that I had the worst taste I had ever experienced, it was like tasting vomit and shit mixed together, something I guess those disgusting bitches from two girls one cup know quite well.

Once it passed I was able to get up from my knee's and let me tell you, the feeling I had throughout my body was amazing! I could feel the power running through me and knew instinctively that I could grasp it.

So I did.

And god let me tell you, it is fucking cool to watch massive waves crashing against each other. The power I got from the Gura Gura No Mi or Tremor Tremor Fruit in Gnglish was fucking immense! Yeah so what I took Whitebeards power, I wanted the most powerful one I could get and this one was what came to mind.

Anyway another fun fact that wasn't mentioned in any of the descriptions of the fruit I read on the internet, It came with a fucking shit load of physical strength, I guessed it was a side effect of having the power to 'destroy everything' as described in the anime. By shit load I really mean shit load at sixteen I only stood at roughly 5'5 and while having a decent amount of muscle on me for an active football playing teen I definitely didn't have the fucking strength to pick up boulders twice as big as me and toss them around like rubber balls.

Of course I'm not the brightest bulb in any world and being an idiot as I tested out my new tremor powers, I accidentally caused a tidal wave to crash into the island and sweep me into the ocean with it.

And that is how I died for a second time within an hour of dying the first time. Drowning was not a peasant experience let me tell you and Luffy was damn right when he described devil fruit users as hammers in water, I could barely twitch as sunk below the Grand Line blues and was promptly eaten a by a massive eel bigger than Godzilla. 

Fucking Sea Kings. I'll get them back for this one day.

Of course  again I was shocked when I appeared back in my own personal limbo and still felt the power of Whitebeard's fruit coursing through my body.

I think I nearly pissed myself in glee.

And so I realized that once I had something I got to keep it, and then it also came to mind that I could will anything I want seeing as this was my own personal dimension provided by God right?

And so, as I stepped through the portal towards my next destination.

I mentally willed everything into place.

My background information, Sixteen years old, orphaned by a car crash, I became an emancipated minor because I was sixteen and my had parents left me their rather large family fortune.

And of course I enrolled myself into Yokai Academy.

Surprised? Yep I'm now in the Rosario + Vampire world, which brings us to now as I sit here lounging at the bus step waiting for the bus to pick me up and take me there.

I'd modified the outfit a bit, changing the brown trousers to black jeans, slackened my tie and rolled up my sleeves past my elbow.

That and my spiky hair with red highlights through it gave me the teenage rebel look, awesome I say. I'd always been a little asshole and delinquent.

I fancied myself a bit of a wild child and school rebel back in my first life, I may have just been an arrogant punk but...I still think I was awesome.

Looking up as I hear the sound of tires approaching, I grinned when I saw the yellow school bus pulling to a stop in front of me.

Show time.

Bouncing up from my lounging position on the bench, I bounce up the stairs of the bus and give the creepy glowing eye'd bus driver a cheery wave.

Surprisingly he returned it.

Walking past him I headed to the back of the bus, my grin widening as I saw Tsukune Aono sitting there.

Sliding into one the empty seats I give him a cheery wave a swell, “Yo mate.” I called out to him., resisting the urge to pulp his skull between my palms. Me and my buddy actually came up with a name for this guy. He was like the beta of beta males, so we came up with something for. A Lambda, a greek numeral, can't remember much of the discussion since it was a while ago, but it fit. He was too much of a beta to be a beta male, as such he was now a Lambda male, alongside the likes of Shinji Ikari

His head snaps up and he looks surprised that I'm talking to him, I am to just to be sure he is the competition after all, but common courtesy and all that shit right? Before I snap and kick his ass for that lambda bullshit.

Nah I'm just following the path he takes to the school so I can get in front and be the one to meet and greet the lovely Moka Akashiya.

“H-Hello, I'm Tsukune.” He says after a few seconds, softly and almost to quiet for me to hear I might add.

Probably scared of me because I look like a delinquent, or maybe he's just a coward, who knows? Damn lambda.

“Eiley nice meetin you dude but don't mind me I'm gonna listen to some tunez.” I tell him as I slip a pair of earphones from my shirt.

As I listen to some pumpin' tunes, I let myself fall comfortable as I can on the shitty bus seat.

I've got plans for getting my self some A-grade pussy in this universe, I know getting into Moka's pants is quite a bit off until I earn the respect of her inner self, buuuuuuut Kurumu should be easy enough to get a good fuck out of.

And the funniest thing Is she'll approach me, all I have to do is play my cards right and kick the shit out of that twat Saizou and with Whitebeard's power at my disposal? No contest.

The only problem is Tsukune, but meh all I have to do is keep firm from being friends with Moka and he'll pull out by the end of the day.

“Hey kid, we're here!” 

I jerked up as I heard the bus driver shouting at me, looking out the window I saw we were on the cliff overshadowing the red sea.

Getting up, I hurridly ran out of the bus and get beside Tsukune who has just begun walking towards one of  the forest paths.

Grnning I ran up and grabbed his shoulder, “Hey Tsukune my man, wrong way that's the way to the dorms.” I told him as I steered him to a path to the right, “Thats' where you wanna be goin.” That's my vampire pussy you lambda bitch.

He looked at me and gave me a beaming smile, “Thank you Riley you're a life saver I had no idea where I was going.” He thanked me as he begun walking along the path, a few steps in though he turned and looked at me questioningly, “Are you not coming?” He asked me.

Hell no bitch.

Shaking my head, I pointed towards the first path again, “Nah I'm headin' towards my dorm for a bit, see ya Tsukune mate.” I told him cheerfully, without waiting for an answer I began hurriedly walking down the path.

A few minutes in to my walk down the path and I finally found the path, grinning I looked up towards the hill she would be coming down from.

Hmm, I need to get her to reveal her vampiric nature to me so....bringing my hand up to my neck and pinch it with my nails,  hard enough to draw a small line of blood.

That should do it.

And none to soon as I hear a melodious voice shout out, “Look out.”

Looking up I couldn't stop myself from grinning as I saw straight up her skirt right at her panties, unfortunately my lack of attention will cost me I realise to late.

They were very nice by the way, totally worth it even if I wasn't enhanced by the Gura Gura no Mi.

I only have enough time for my eyes to widen before the bike crashes into me and sends us both tumbling, thank god for my improved physical prowess with the tremor fruit.

I felt my fingers hit against something but didn't pay attention to the soft 'clicking' sound I heard, instead I decided to be a gentleman and gripped her legs as we fell and rolled us in mid-air as we crashed into the ground so that I took the brunt of the impact, meh didn't even feel it to be honest.

Taking a breath I let me eye's travel up and see a pair of toned legs straddling my stomach, well this is new but not at all un-welcome, letting my eye's wander a bit they widen as I noticed my hand are not in fact on her legs but up her skirt a cupping her rather soft derriere. Nice, full and bouncy, my fingers just sank into it oh so nicely.

Allowing my eye's to travel up again I idly noticed her breasts were a bit larger than they should have been as they had popped one of the buttons from her shirt.

And that's when I feel a cold shot of dread shoot through me.

Looking up past her large breasts, I gulp as I see long silver hair and a pair of angry but not quite eyes, rather they were looking at me with mostly interest.

I gulped.

“Erm..Yo?” I tried weakly.

She quirked an eyebrow at me and didn't seem to care all that much that I was still grasping her amazingly shaped with just the right hint of plumpness arse.

“Hello...” She began, her voice deep husky and seductive, “I'm curious, just how did you remove my rosario I was told only the maker or a human could do it, but you are not the maker and this is a school for monsters so how?” She asked

Grinning weakly up at her not moving my hands at all in case she snapped at me I responded, “Well you could me as human with a devils powers.” That's true after all, in the once piece worlds the fruit are said to be from devils.

“I see..” She responded slowly before I saw nose take a wiff of me and her eye's draw to my still slightly bleeding neck, “You're bleeding.” She stated.

Grinning I shook my head, “Don't worry about it.” I told her, although in my head I was nearly screaming 'C'mon take the bait!'

Her eye's seemed to glaze over somewhat as she cupped my face in her hands and began leaning towards me, “I'm sorry....but I'm a vampire.”

And with that she bit into my neck, and god did it feel good, it was quit euphoric as she sucked some of my blood.

Of course it didn't last more than a few seconds before she jumped back, pressing her full ass into my hands more a slight blush on her face.

Who knew inner Moka could blush?

“I-I'm sorry I do not know what became of me.” She tried apologizing quickly.

Grinning I boldly squeezed her amazing bum causing her to look at me sharply, “Don't worry about it, you're a vampire right?”  I asked and before he could answer I continued, “Then feel free to drink my blood just don't drain me dry.” I told her jokingly.

This might be a really stupid idea, but I want this piece of ass bad.

Her crimson slit eye's bugged out at me, “Are you serious?” she asked in disbelief.

I arched an eyebrow, “I don't mean to be crude but I'm a sixteen year old boy and you are currently straddling me allowing me to feel what is possibly the best arse in the world and are also currently giving me an up-close and personal view of your rather large amount of cleavage, I'd feel about bad about it if you didn't get something out of this encounter in return.” I told her. A little white lie yeah but just to make me more appealing to her, girls love this kinda shit.

It actually took a lot of effort to keep my dialogue, my speech clean and swear free. I'm so used to just spouting the swears constantly that it's a real hard ting to do for me.

She gave an arrogant laugh, “Yes, I am extremely beautiful aren't I?” She asked me.

My grin still in place I just gave her a nod.

“Very well, I shall extract my payment then now shall I?” she asked me before leaning down until her face was level with mine and bit into my neck and begun to suck.

I couldn't help the moan that escaped my lips and tightened my grip on her lovely ass, my control escaped me as I felt my cock harden. Accepting my urges I used my grip on her soft bum to begin grinding my crotch into hers, what surprised me was when she moaned and began grinding back into my bulge.

.oOo.

Waiting a few extra minutes until Moka walked ahead to school let me set my plans for Kurumu in action, After the beating I gave that bitch Saizou last night there's already a lot of rumours floating around about me and of course I made sure to be in Moka's presence all day yesterday.

That guy sucked ass. Sure he was a low class monster, but even as an orc or whatever, he had so much potential for pure physical strength if he learned to manipulate his energy like vamapire's did instinctively. I'd have been way higher up on the totem pole than that twit even if I was just a measly orc like him.

Grinning as I saw a flash of blue over by a bunch of tree's I walked on down the path of the forest to the place Tsukune first met her.

A good thing to note is that a Succubus charm only works on those who are not expecting it, but I'll let her believe what she wants won't I? No shit, I looked it up in the library here. A beastiary to be exact. Helpful shit, I literally bumped it, I.e for those of you who don't understand, I stole that bitch. To prepare for the future, I had big plans. I wasn't content to sit with just ol' Whitebeard's power that would destroy pretty much anything in my path, I've tried to control it with little luck, it's utter power is just too much. I need something to use that won't utterly kill anyone I beat down. There were a lot of hot chicks I'd need to defeat first before they'd bend over for me, and I don't want to just splatter them everywhere like poor Saizou, it took me hours to wash parts of him outta my hair last night.

As I get into the clearing I hear it, her soft voice.

“Please help me.” The soft tone carried over to me.

I pretend to look surprised as I make my way over towards her, all the while checking out her breasts that are even larger than inner Moka's and her pillowy rump that couldn't all be contained by her tiny skirt allowing me to see her lilac panties.

“Are you okay?” I asked her as I reached her.

Reaching down I grasped her elbow and pulled her up to keep her balanced on me, grinning as her large tits mashed against my chest.

“I just suddenly started feeling ill...my breasts they feel like their about to burst.” She softly commented.

Suddenly she reached up and cupped my face and made sure my eye's were looking directly into hers and I instantly felt the charm I was expecting power up before washing over me, leaving me free of it's effects., “Riley, my name is Kurumu and I want you to be my friend.” she told me softly.

She hugged me tight and began rubbing her large breasts against my chest, grinning internally I gave her a wanton smile, “Be you friend, sure I'll be your friend.” I told her cheerfully.

Slipping my hand around her waist I hugged her to me as she begun to laugh, a soft tinkling laugh that really got my cock pumpign, “Oh Riley your such a naughty boy.” She cried.

Grinning at her I used my grip on her waist to turn her around and then pushed on her back to bend her over, surprising her, “No no, you're a naughty girl Kurumu, why don't I give you a spanking like  a real naughty girl would get?” I asked her huskily.

Her eye's seemed to deepen in colour before she shook her round ass towards me, “Yes Riley punish me, spank me like the naughty girl I am.” she cried out.

Grinning I raised my hand before swinging it down on her buttox, not hard enough to hurt her but enough for a nice spanking noise to ricochet of her ass.

“Oh yes!

She had no idea at all she was the one being manipulated. Heaven rocks man! Praise be to god and my family for having me baptized into the Catholic church.