BIG UPDATE / MAYBE GREAT NEWS FOR YOU (Patreon)

***FYI—YOU CAN MOVE OVER NOW

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hi

beginning march, I will be having a sitewide 50% off sale of my closest and foot boys tiers through April. here are the new tier prices:

closest: $20 --> $10
foot boys: $30 --> $15 

BUT! Because this platform has incredibly limited (read: shitty!) capabilities, i can't just lower the price of the tiers, i have to create two totally new ones which is annoying for both of us. So!

TO KEEP YOUR MEMBERSHIP, YOU MUST DO THIS RIGHT NOW:

BEFORE March 1, simply move over to whichever new tier I've created. if you don't know how, here. They'll have the word "SALE" in the title. Move over before midnight March 1 EST, k? I will also remind you via post.

THINGS YOU MIGHT BE THINKING ATP:

...ok, but why? As gross as it is for me to admit—I'd like more people to see the stuff i've made. I've created a pretty big back catalog that i'm proud of/worked hard on so if it's the price has been a threshold for anyone, I'm fine with taking the financial hit. (hey if money were my motivator, i'd just put up nudes right?)

...so I'll still get to see the old stuff? yep! I will move everything that was previously in your tier, to the new one.

Wtf, you STUPID FUCKING BITCH! I've been paying the full amt. yeah i know its unfair so thank you and im sorry. i am filled with gratitude for your views, likes, comments, criticisms, and encouragement and yes ofc your willingness to pay money. not to be all like what we have is special but like think about it~I actually don't need your money and your follow to feed myself but i want and crave you because i'm a little bit sick(?) and i think it might mean you're somewhat of a voyeur as well. so idk i hope i've scratched your back and you've, mine. if you're mad—verbally abuse me or message me whatever. and if you decide you don't want to keep seeing me, then fine. i will miss you and no! not just cuz of the money but because i love being watched and feeling your eyes on me and it kind of gets me off of so yeah again...probably a little sick