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  • 00:00:00 - introducing ourselves
  • 00:01:34 - slime did some sparring
  • 00:08:30 - josh's 3 shirts
  • 00:09:35 - josh's dream podcast
  • 00:10:55 - *thunder emoji* *lightning emoji*
  • 00:12:29 - slime & josh are a married couple
  • 00:15:09 - slime kicks his legs lying down while watching Liam
  • 00:17:08 - josh recommends a new tv show to nick & zipper 2...
  • 00:20:29 - niche youtube channels
  • 00:22:57 - the basketball segments
  • 00:24:11 - aiden & joshmans melee match
  • 00:29:41 - chatting shit in melee
  • 00:32:27 - barking at the streamer in chat
  • 00:34:01 - unspoken rules for the crowd in melee
  • 00:34:55 - when nick crossed the line
  • 00:34:55 - thoughts on what crosses the line
  • 00:37:48 - josh counter cheering
  • 00:39:19 - aiden was cheering too loud
  • 00:41:38 - the one time josh lost it 
  • 00:43:02 - the two times nick lost it
  • 00:51:13 - couchquest
  • 00:53:35 - streaming
  • 01:00:23 - joshman meets the funniest guy.. and will never see him again
  • 01:01:47 - thanks for watching

Comments

Anonymous

no longer a girl after this ep

Colin Maher

I watched sex house in middle school or some shit only because I thought it was porn. It was acceptable up until I figured out it wasn’t just a really long porno intro.

Kevin M

i think im a frank

Anonymous

frank is the only good part of sex house

Anonymous

Jathan

Giancarlo Migliara

They putting fent in the primo I can’t stop listening makes me want to drop out and grind melee

Adrian Dupre

Watching the primo before the main is like milk before the cereal

Kevin M

i just want it to be over so i can finish the pod :(

Kevin M

hell yeah! 10/10 would recommend, can't wait for season 2

Dan Drew

melee :3

Anonymous

they all look like they belong in a chris columbus movie

Anonymous

There's a really uncanny moment around 39:20 where aidens sideburns line up with his jawline making him look like real life minecraft steve. I'm going to struggle to sleep tonight

Sóley Nótt

Real yardmen half listen to the audio while doing something and then watch the video when it drops later and it’s like a whole new episode :)

Anonymous

Had absolutely no idea what they were talking about for like 90% of the show. Still enjoyed lol

Sunny D

I was wondering why the intro video was kinda weird looking. Like why the guy was kinda big comparatively.

Sunny D

I watched Sex House like 10 years ago because I thought it was porn on YouTube. I was like 12. And disappointed.

Anonymous

i fucking hate when josh is on the podcast, am i the only one that feels like this? He always turns it into a melee-fest and like, no one wants to hear about that shit, shut the fuck up

Anonymous

133 episodes and ur just now mad about melee talk. how are u real?

Anonymous

Bro sparred an irl dark souls boss he had crazy health, attack indicators, and only took chip damage lmao

Anonymous

It just gets too much eventually. When the entire episode is filled with melee talk it's so fucking irritating

Alex V

being this mad is crazy jus turn off the screen bro

Andrew Hawthorne

You subscribe to a podcast from four guys who met through melee and expect sympathy because you can't just skip the episode when you see Josh, a professional melee player, is on the ep. Shut the hell up bruh

Anonymous

dude jams on the podcast

Swaglord07

plaese more melee talk its beast

Anonymous

dude im from idaho and used to go to oregon stuff a lot and hearing yall talk about noot and takumi is just making smile ear to ear right now thats the shit i live for i miss those two so much

Anonymous

sex house is great

Anonymous

Liam stole the clint gerudo valley joke lol

Rena Hamlin

Josh is right Sex House is funny but you have to watch it through without knowing.

Pxyl Plays

josh electric

3rda

jomb man alright man

Anonymous

Hells yeah on the sex house - a fellow Australian

Anonymous

The CCM bit is definitely inspired by one of my favorite Clint bits that he did in Ocarina of Time

Anonymous

I like the basketball segments 🥲

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At Combo Breaker 2023 my best friend Rwobby was brutalized by Lowercase hero on the sticks 🪦

den

hey if anyone's on the east cost and wants to play my tag is DEN#960 :D

Ashes

Hell yeah!

Anonymous

Me too. I don’t find it any different than their weekly valorant segments. It’s all the same banter really, just maybe because slime doesn’t like basketball so it seems different.

dee

loved melee chat and competitive mindset chat and the cheering discussion I fucking felt josh's sentiment so hard about being good at a game and then never being able to feel like you can have fuck around moments anymore cause of everyone else's expectations of playing w/ or against you. it's annoying and fucking joy sucking. then you feel like you can't complain because you're good.

Anonymous

Basketball talk can be a drag every week, but I guess it depends on how good the story is. (It’s cool to hear about Mango/other people, how Yard members get competitive, etc). Sorry if this didn’t really provide a clear answer.. but I think it’s similar to talking about Melee or Val every week.

never

i needed a heavy melee episode. loved this

Tj Sullivan

basketball chat each week is at least pretty short but only melee episodes yeah that's not it

Kar 32

Love the basketball talk

Anonymous

no way jose

Daisie Hollywood

I’m with slime, we can skip the basket ball chat every pod

Jayce Dulany

@26min reminds me of when m2k complained that Wesballs was "stage camping" him LOL

James Conway

You guys don’t need to talk about basketball, but if mango plays you gotta talk about it

Adam

i am one of those people who watch the yard over and over and I was interested in hearing what ludwig was going to say. My brain is diseased and this is my comfort show

Darin Richard

Slime legitimately made me think Flo fucking died

David Mejia

Floejisan, Ari Weintraub, did pass away recently. He was an OG member of the FGC.

Jimmy O'Brien

Watched sex house when I was 12 looking for boobs on YouTube 🔥🔥

Macrol

Melee good, basketball mid

Anonymous

Can i be real melee cringe, basketball crime

Anonymous

Joshman needs to learn how to say γιαγιά if he wants to come back on 😡

The Guap Doctor

I didn’t realize Ludwig wasn’t there until Nick called attention to it

Anonymous

Hell yea

Smith Carter

As someone who has never touched melee, I really enjoy these melee-heavy episodes. Makes me want to get into the scene.

Anonymous

Hell yea

Anonymous

For those of you who want to watch the Mike Ross Video it's titled "Mike Ross Challenges a Stream Monster To a FT10" and they were not lying he is silent and slamming buttons beating this dude hahaha

nolain

Hell yeah another Melee ep :) always the best ones

cosmo y astro

you took emergency intercom from us. you took chuckle sandwich from us. goddeamn, you could TAKE fear& from us. but the yard? try and take em. see. what. happens...!

Anonymous

i stumbled upon sex house when I was going feral on the news skits awhile back and all i have to say about it is you have to finish it through

Anonymous

Nick not watching sex house through was the most disappointing thing I've heard on the yard podcast :(

Anonymous

The Onion's youtube series from that era (Onion News Network, Sex House) are fucking incredible. I do think its initial satire isn't as biting as it was at the time - it's 'wildly degenerate' premise isn't that far off some modern shows - and thus the early episodes don't hit the same. I feel it holds up overall, but that may be because I'm also someone has seen it about six times.

Suppy

Love the melee talk on this one :3

Anonymous

How funny Jaethan is my brother name

Sleeepy

14:00 talking about the parallel between melee combos and jokes, the stupid shit is funny when it’s subversive, kinda like how the context of wacky move choices on sdi reads that “should be dumb” work and are actually cool

Cm0n

I love when they tell magi stories, she’s so funny and unhinged

serendipitous goatsie

hey im glad that guy let slime get some good work in. he sounds like a great sparring partner. im really glad hems enjoying boxing lol

transbunnygirl

sex house is dope watch more than one episode bozo

maddie glaser

watched sex house as a child and the thing with the frogs traumatized me

Skiddly Winks

Basketball talk is fun; you guys are pretty good at verbally illustrating scenes so I can't imagine people being anymore confused about it than your melee convos