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  • 00:00:00 - employee of the month
  • 00:04:02 - genesis is coming up
  • 00:05:01 - valorant hurt ludwig
  • 00:06:30 - josh & nick had to create a safe word
  • 00:07:25 - josh changed since he got his visa
  • 00:10:20 - the epstein list
  • 00:13:15 - slime has been playing late at night
  • 00:17:04 - ludwig still can't say valorant
  • 00:18:50 - slime & ludwig have attitude problems
  • 00:23:08 - why the boys play video games
  • 00:29:15 - trapping aiden in a room and making him play elden ring
  • 00:32:50 - new slime sound
  • 00:33:20 - aidens rats
  • 00:34:00 - nick goes nonverbal in warzone
  • 00:36:00 - aiden hates the fortnite scoreboard system
  • 00:36:58 - tyler the creators net worth
  • 00:38:29 - slime takes revenge
  • 00:39:18 - QT has problems with fear&
  • 00:44:50 - austin has a trump rasp 
  • 00:47:25 - slime ruins magic for himself
  • 00:49:50 - the pandemic changed ALOT of things
  • 00:51:37 - the boy and the heron
  • 00:53:45 - slime & joshs beef
  • 00:56:50 - aiden is getting a tattoo

Comments

Belated Rodius

I fit those tattoo requirements and would absolutely never get a tat from one of you jamokers

never

this is my world first actually being spoiled in something and now i gotta close the pod with 9 minutes left rip. edit: got over it and unpaused and enjoyed 9 more minutes of a funny podcast but with a furrowed brow

Anonymous

For some reason , this episode had me dying laughing. Slime on point. Nick with the Owen Wilson skate bit, Aimen being him and Lud still got it man. Can’t wait for Lud to tattoo a slur on me

butler18

i got elden ring a few weeks ago. coolest game i've ever played. first souls like

Mel

Just went on a complete nostalgia trip because of the globe music Nick played... I got a jewelry box as a kid that used to play it. It's called "Love story" by composer Francis Lai.

Anonymous

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Anonymous

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butler18

Fasho. Sekiro is another game I’ve wanted to play so I’ll take a look. I’m like 60 hours into Elden ring and haven’t beaten it. Just doing everything lol

Anonymous

Yo yard boys love the new ep. Any idea when the 2023 recap is coming?

Randolph Parsons

Aiden you should try a shorter narrative driven game like The Beginners Guide to get into some 1p games, they can be really worth your time to experience :D

Sunny D

I saw a porn ad of a cam woman using a Hitachi and then it shorted out live. It was crazy

Curly Reeve

I already have 4 tattoos and i find the idea of getting a random tattoo by the yard to be a fun idea i would do

Andrew Hawthorne

Tattoo booth would be cool. I have like 15, I just turned 21 and I have a milk carton with a smiley face on my leg so I'd love to get one right next to that

Hanna Smith

i gotta be real, i do not recognize the song in the snow globe. what is this dark twisted song you speak of??

Anonymous

never listened to immortal technique and i dont think i'll be the same moving forward

PHB

I finished Elden Ring, all remembrances using only daggers today. Probably spent 30 hours on Malenia, but it was so god damn worth it. One of the most satisfying gaming moments of my life.

Lord fartamor

I'll take you up on that offer and buy that plot of land on ludwigs body

Ashton Hellwig

I have around 18 tattoos i would love to get one done by nick

Ashton Hellwig

Maybe only give out tattoos to people that already have like their arms fully covered or some other significant amount of tattoos so you know that they probably won’t regret it. I believe tattoos tell a story and even the bad ones have value when you can point to it later in life and be like “I remember when X happened and how I felt that day”.

Matthew

I think it'd be a great idea for monopoly if you picked patreon people as the names for all the monopoly spots if you play, prob tier two and up though cuz I have a super generic name

Matthew

also only the ones that create custom tattoo art for the spaces

Anonymous

I hated Aimen aiden calvin mccaige gamin when he said he didn't like Monster Hunter World and it was an ass game. But after watching this episode everything makes sense now.

g d

they have to rub one out with their wands cmon it would be magical

Anonymous

i would allow ludwig to tattoo a slur on my body

3rda

32:52 that's a great sub notification

Anonymous

the song is indeed "Like a G6" by Far East Movement

Dan

People who suck at COD (Lubewig) love to talk about how COD sucks

Morgan

omg me and Josh are the same. "You gotta hit those" has come out of my mouth to my friends too many times 😅

Morgan

I think Hades is a really fun single player game and I have League brain rot.

Anonymous

so interesting that aiden never plays single player games. I'm the exact opposite and very rarely play online

Anonymous

could be wrong but pretty sure it's dark fantasy by kanye west since they've talked about it before

Versace_Sheets

Playing cod on mnk is masochism. I mean sniping is way better but I doubt slime is good enough to make it worth.

Anonymous

28:15 THIS THIS THIS. This used to be me like 6 years ago when I was addicted to league. I could NOT play a single player game because I always felt like I was wasting my time and I could be getting better at league. I literally had to learn how to play singleplayer games again and enjoy them.

Faye852

i have 10 tattoos, one is on my entire back. i would 100% let you guys tattoo me

Jaime Lopez

I have been getting recommended the mogul moved tourney for like the last two weeks so much

Anonymous

Listen, I’ve always been hesitant with Qt (not that I don’t like her content or her it’s just her hair and eye color reminds me of my high school bully— but that’s a me issue that I’m working on😂) but I’ve been slowly warming up to her and this sold me on Qt cause she and I are the same😂 surrounded by men who go Ew when talking about the women body😂

Dave Robinson

I'm 31, no tattoos, and completely sober. Always thought I would get tattoos but as I got older I couldn't decide on the first one. I always felt like it needed to be significant. I would happily sign up for the tattoo booth, from any of the four of you, just no slurs please as I'm a normal functioning guy in society.

nolain

Bosnia is not a penninsula

Anonymous

where do i sign up for the tattoo

Anonymous

Aiden saying you know the list will have one CRAZY name like the day before is so funny after seeing Stephen Hawking on there

Scott

In hogwarts do you think the guys used a wand to cast spells to magically pull each other off? wankiarmus if you will

inflatablepenguin

59:00 this convo about tattooing a fan was hilarious to me, Lud definitely seems to know not only that there are a lot of nutjobs out there but just how much precautionary prep would be needed for something that permanent.

Seth Criger

I don’t know if it would be possible but could we get Dawson on an episode

Anonymous

I'm from rural Alberta and my wife works in a pharmacy and you would be shocked how many anti vaxxers get flu shots. The irony does not dawn on them, it drives the healthcare workers crazy.

Anonymous

would love to get a tatt by nick got so many already it doesn‘t matter anymore

Allison

dogshit militia shitty boyz

Anonymous

Make a yard “Flash sheet” of designs that are pretty easy for the crew to do(unless the person wants freehand?). 21+ at some event through a raffle or some ticket jazz would be sick. I’m east coast so no chance I could make anything but it would be rad. Cheers!

JoeAbunga

Yard Tattoo pop up at Genesis

Anonymous

I have plenty of dumb tattoos, I absolutely love this idea.

Anonymous

man i would be so down to get a slur tattoo from ludwig

Anonymous

i have a jimmy buffett tattoo, i think i should be allowed to participate

Anonymous

regarding the vaccines, my stepmom had always been super on my family to get the flu shots and be up to date on vaccines. then after covid, she dropped it LMAO. literally doesn't make sense

Tom Vogel

Ludwig switched baseball teams so fast. Poor mango

Cm0n

Pleeeease just let Ludwig tattoo “cracker” on me, I ask one thing of you God

Darin Richard

Why is the new episode “the yard meeting” paywalled for level 1 members? This is the bonus slop I paid bare minimum for

ditochi

The song is "Love Story", which Immortal Technique samples

Bimmy

Yayyy Aiden tattoo, let’s gooo! Congrats :D I love my two tattoos and when I’m less of a broke bitch I definitely plan on many more. I’ve wanted tattoos since I was REAL little. Only reason my parents are ok with the 2 I have, is that they’re unique and nerdy, and not “trashy” 🙄 Mine are some small stars, a planet, and moon, to represent my love for space and astronomy/astrophysics. The other is a bigger one on my forearm, of the famous fossil of archaeopteryx (one of the first discovered animals that shows the link between dinosaurs and birds) They’re really nerdy, and I fully intend to get more that are just as fucking dorky and/or cute. The next one I want for example is a little chibi version of mothman. Because fuckin why not, I love cryptids. There’s one on this very podcast named Aiden! 😂🫶🏻