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  • 00:00:00 - body never quits working
  • 00:00:10 - slime could achieve everything the boys could do, in a year
  • 00:01:50 - yaoi
  • 00:03:22 - call me by your name
  • 00:04:43 - ludwig cheated in a nuzlocke
  • 00:06:12 - karl jobst
  • 00:06:46 - aiden eats the poop fish
  • 00:08:10 - slime gets recognised at starbucks & someone leaves him a message
  • 00:10:15 - cool or cringe
  • 00:11:06 - the starbucks employee legal team defence
  • 00:11:55 - slimes legal team defence
  • 00:13:34 - ludwigs pizza spot is ran by a ludbud
  • 00:16:34 - slime got a message on his bag 
  • 00:18:39 - ludwig spots a ludbuds most used apps when taking a photo
  • 00:19:18 - slime's fan interaction at Battle of BC 
  • 00:20:08 - aiden & dawson are in trouble for the valorant lobbies
  • 00:21:23 - yingling call in
  • 00:23:25 - ludwig spoke to Dr. K 
  • 00:30:19 - valorant
  • 00:32:51 - astrobears drama
  • 00:38:08 - league of legends scabs
  • 00:40:28 - twilight
  • 00:42:05 - yuri and yaoi
  • 00:47:41 - the photo of aidens hand
  • 00:50:10 - aidens moments of weakness
  • 00:52:58 - wild dog in the airport
  • 00:57:03 - thanks for watching

Comments

Anonymous

OfflineTV video was great but after one of Lily’s raps, Ludwig goes YOOOOO!! And he just sounded terminally white and cringe.

monique

I do think you guys looked realllll good in the OTV video 🫣 overall, was a good and funny video though ~

Kevin Reyes

I’ve recently started playing Valorant and I’ll either die a hero or live long enough to become Aiden

Anonymous

as someone who was once a 13 year old girl on the internet, their discussion of yaoi is giving me an aneurysm

Isaac

i got blocked by slime on twitter because i commented “i love you” on a funny video he posted 🔥🔥🔥🤩🤩

BigW

OTV video wasn't cringe, on the contrary, it kept my attention for the whole 40 minutes. Plus the thumbnail was fire 🔥. I will say though, the chocolate syrup foot massage had EVERYONE uncomfortable in the best way.

Anonymous

Some airports have pet bathrooms now

Hexan

Where can i get that blacklist tool i need

Anonymous

The link at the end of the YouTube video didn’t work, made me sad. Was hoping it would just be a rick roll or something

Anonymous

Aimen is Lanky Kong

Johl

I’m with slime on this one not because of the Ludwig is short thing but because interrupting that lady to start an interaction is crazy to me. The cup thing is also kind of cringe but much less so because it only involves the 2 of you and not a random 3rd party that has no idea what’s going on.

Tyrell Arnold

This is so fucking funny to comment on a patron comment section behind a paywall

Ismael

How does the AI voice nick does get me every time

Anonymous

Nancy Pelosi says hi ❤️❤️✌️

Anonymous

I feel like tarik would have been cool with that ban that aimen did because I watched him yesterday talk about how he doesn't want people like that in his chat so it would probably be nbd

Anonymous

aiden is so much stronger than i am because if my friends started grilling me about the yaoi i read in middle school i would have been so embarrassed that i would have had to physically leave the conversation

Michael

Kinda also was upset that Ludwig cheated in the Ludlocke, but it made for a good YouTube video, so I guess it makes sense content wise. Now just waiting to hear how he cheated for his speed runs in Mario party lol Good yard ep

Kyle

I thought my friends and I were the only ones who played Astro bears, such a goated game to play with the boys

Nick

Airports literally have a place for your dog to pee. It’s like Astrotruf and it’s gross AF but your dog will pee and poop there.

em

i loved junjou romantica when i was in middle school 😭😭😭

Hahlen Barkhau

Is the body won’t quit joke a reference to Its Always Sunny or did two groups of funny people arrive at this bit independently?

Quinn

Ludwig been smoking too much of that Adin Ross pack our shortking can't read anymore

Ghost

lud faking the run kinda blows ngl

Anonymous

Actually Cybear could need oxygen, since a cyborg is mixed parts machine and man. In this case half bear, half machine.

Anonymous

Loved Aimen’s Nujabes shirt for the OTV shoot🔥

Ricardo Martinez

I wanna know what the yard boys leg press, my back doesn't let me squat very well

Anonymous

Aimen disrespecting AD fiddlesticks cause he’s never come face to face with an AD Crittlesticks

May

so much BL talk this episode, fujoshis and fudanshis UP

Camryn

AIDEN BRINGING UP JUNJOU ROMANTICA OMGG

Theo T

call me by your carson is fucking insane

Olympiastreets

I’m really glad Ludwig talked about his Dr K interview I’m always curious what guests take from those conversations and how they differ from what I get out of them. Also I’m a 38 year old licensed mental health therapist and know exactly what it means when people insta-lock dualists

Anonymous

nick's kinda got bully vibes in this episode ngl. sometimes those quips come out a little too natural and its a sign either he was bullied or he was the bully.

Dick Johnson

Does Popeye have Yaoi hands?

Anonymous

they have smoker/dog sections outside at airports to take your dog

Kellen

The book Call Me By Your Name is a beautiful and introspective book that people should read. The movie is a fun gay romp in Italy (which is fine) but the book is so much better and does not feel rapey or predatory in the slightest (which is a common and valid criticism of the movie).

Anonymous

a couple years back Arteezy's EG stack brought Dr K to the international to be their on sight psychologist

Vermin lord

yaoi is gay porn , boy love is the regular romance

TransponderSnail

We need Yingling on the podcast stat

Anonymous

I can’t wait for Girl Yard!

Marcos Nunez

I think they should release a Highlight Dcom video on YouTube on the yard channel to get more people to subscribe

Anonymous

Slime’s Karl jobst impression was pretty good, but if he wanted to be more accurate he’d throw a couple slurs in the mix

Anonymous

Most airports have a dog area for them to do their business and have disposable bags. I will say though if your a dog owner and you travel with said dog and don’t always have bags your a shit dog owner.

Anonymous

banger

Anonymous

Plz get Will on the podcast, I want to hear y'all riff about the insane college stories he has among the many he has as a metaphorical papa bear

Daniel

Ludwig is obviously HARD normie pilled. And the fact that it is always met with such exasperation brings me the utmost joy.

studioesper

I can’t believe Aiden read Junjo Romantica. I’m so sorry lol

Anonymous

I can’t believe that no one laughed at call be by your Carson

Scott

Did Ludwig take a gummy before this, he is very animated and laughing his ass off

Anonymous

Karl Jobst is a piece of shit

Bimmy

I envy Ludwig’s love for America. Got back home from visiting my family in Scotland and I just became hella depressed to be back in the states 😭 I gotta be more patriotic like Mr Ludwin Anders 😔 I have Paris syndrome but for South Korea. I wanna go there so damn bad. Someday. 🙏

Anonymous

ai nick is my newest favorite bit. absolutely perfect

Anonymous

comedic timing of making fun of choosing what hogwarts house youre in not 2 minutes after talking about which astrobear everyone would be is insane

Anonymous

yaoi (contains explicit sex) and shounen-ai (no explicit sex) are subsections of the BL category 💯💪🏽💥💥💥

Ventdra

i have a membership to the yard podcast patreon

Anonymous

I’m Australia a yowie is a type of mythical creature like Bigfoot. This episode confused the fuck out of me for a while

Cece

It's cringe. Not because of what he did but because of what he wrote. Had he just wrote like "Doctor"on the cup then maybe.

Anonymous

I liked the OTV video, great work guys!

Anonymous

Was not expecting the yard to get into the logistics of yaoi but here we are anyways they should google omegaverse

Emily

Moral of the valorant story is “I have no enemies”

Anonymous

Watching these high is crazy funny

Misty Avinger

I can’t believe I’m saying this but yaoi= explicit gay manga and shounen ai= non-explicit gay manga

Anonymous

For the record slime did say Jacob not “Jacobs”

Anonymous

I recognize I’m so late to this. As a former Starbucks Barista the taking over for someone else because you recognize the voice and they don’t wasn’t weird. The writing may have been weird though lmao

Josh

i have to say the boys having never heard of call me by your name is easily the straightest thing that has ever happened on this podcast

Dermott Conlon

Slime wins 1v1 mid, you dont lose dota skills, just have to knock the rust off alittle bit