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  • 00:00:00 - oh no no 
  • 00:00:30 - aidens new hair
  • 00:05:40 - slime's autism data
  • 00:07:40 - taking a picture of aiden everyday
  • 00:08:07 - lil guy
  • 00:08:35 - welcome back to the yard
  • 00:08:43 - you can make the arcade easier in japan
  • 00:10:50 - aiden gets rinsed again
  • 00:11:40 - they make the machine so easy
  • 00:12:15 - nick tries to speak japanese to a guy who can speak english
  • 00:13:38 - same thing happened to ludwig
  • 00:14:48 - the boys hit the onsen
  • 00:21:40 - we're just innocent men
  • 00:22:56 - he's right, hacker t dog my beloved
  • 00:23:20 - 'that's the first woman in years that has seen my dick'
  • 00:27:38 - ludwigs mom
  • 00:31:37 - ludwig surprised QT
  • 00:33:14 - ludwig names 2 women
  • 00:35:33 - valentines day
  • 00:37:37 - aiden can connect with slime
  • 00:39:55 - talking about spoilers
  • 00:41:43 - nick has a gift idea for slime 
  • 00:43:50 - what happens to poop in space
  • 00:44:51 - doing some tomfoolery with aliens 
  • 00:47:28 - was ludwig satisfied with his trip to japan
  • 00:49:40 - 'suck it down'
  • 00:50:15 - ludwig pretended to drink alcohol in japan
  • 00:53:10 - not drinking in japan is hard
  • 00:57:00 - slime's cookies 
  • 00:58:17 - always sunny
  • 01:00:20 - thanks for watching

Comments

Anonymous

Finally

Ethan Conger

This a game changer fr

Anonymous

Aiden has finally joined slime

Larnius

Well that is certainly something aimen

Anonymous

Aiden really far along on his journey to the dark side

Kelsey Davenport

my autistic ass LOVES making spreadsheets and data analysis

Cross Road

Read this as Aiden’s new clit and was surprised but supportive. Cut makes more sense.

Anonymous

Strom Thurmond fact: stayed in the senate for 49 more years after being elected in 1954

Anonymous

nick's pants hard this ep

Nate Weeks

I don't know what kind of blood magic y'all tapped into recently but Jesus, these last few eps and primos have been another level of fire. <3

Kyle Grillo

In legitimately so happy that Slime is being more vocal about his autism

Anonymous

Great vibes

Anonymous

I actually have been waiting on Manchester by the sea so thanks aiden

Anonymous

Hacker T Dog is an absolute legend

Alex Musselman

It’s so fucking validating to hear the struggle of explaining being bi to old people like your parents. It’s basically a constant tug of war between them thinking that you’re either a) just secretly gay but somehow have sex with women or b) just saying you’re gay/bi for attention.

Anonymous

I run the autistic bit on my wife all the time, ever since she took a test to be funny but it turned out way more positive for autistic symptoms than anyone in our friend group. Classic bit.

Anonymous

Nicks pants hard as fuck what are those

Virilikus

Jesus christ the way the light hits aiden's hair is triggering a tryptophobia-esque response in me. It's legitimately upsetting to look at. I'm so sorry. I straight up minimized the window and just listened.

Cross Road

the alien prank bit is all time

Saif Ali

slime im not autistic either but i feel the same way you do! i even majored in math bc of it!

Anonymous

I am literally the listener who i sitting on Manchester by the Sea waiting to watch it :(

Anonymous

i think if you kill the bacteria in poop first it would probably work, maybe formaldehyde, i think amber would be cooler tho

gie

The fossilized shit would be incredible we need to get the world's top scientists on it

Mel

not gonna lie, i played soccer with my university and there were 8 lesbian couples on the one team xD so nicks dad might be onto something

Anonymous

You unlock that haircut after prestiging in bisexuality

Anonymous

The lighting of this makes Aiden look like he has a grill

Zinjo

lmaooo I made the thumbnail number graph and by far my favourite comment was "you're the one singular yard fan that has the qualification to diagnose slime with autism"

Emery Beals

when slime said he hadnt seen an outy pussy in years i had to have the heimlich maneuver performed on me by my roomate

Brandy Churchill

You can 100% preserve it in resin as long as it is completely encased in resin

BubbleGumBlood

The way they are joking about slime possibly being autistic is the same way i learned i was autistic from my friends and then that lead to clinical diagnosis

Sophie Lockwood

As a board certified autist I will compile this data 😩

Kyle Heirman

again, high AF and I swear Nick wants to do terror

Anonymous

Fuck it, it was in the regular ep but I gotta share my story about the rhino boner pills. I was helping my aunt and her boyfriend move and a couple packs of those boner pills fell out of a box and instead of her boyfriend putting them away he went on to give me a raving review of how great they were. So yeah if anyone is in the market 6/5 stars.

Moon

making a spreadsheet for the slime autism traits as we speak

Anonymous

the line between adhd and autism is pretty thin, either that or I have both and conflate the traits,

Emma

saizisi

Me and my zipper were chilling on an air mattress watching this and she rolled over and dislocated her knee. Obviously I paused and we called ambulance etc but it took like 3 1/2 hours (𝗐𝗁𝗂𝖼𝗁 𝗂𝗌 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝖾𝗑𝖺𝖼𝗍𝗅𝗒 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗇𝖽𝖺𝗋𝖽 𝗐𝖺𝗂𝗍 𝗍𝗂𝗆𝖾 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝖼𝗁 𝖨 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗄 𝗌𝗅𝗂𝗆𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽 𝖺𝗀𝗋𝖾𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝖾𝗑𝗍𝗋𝖾𝗆𝖾𝗅𝗒 𝗌𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗌𝖿𝗒𝗂𝗇𝗀.) 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝖺𝗇 𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖺 𝗁𝖺𝗅𝖿 𝗂𝗇𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗂𝗍 𝗐𝖾 𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗎𝗆𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖾𝗉𝗂𝗌𝗈𝖽𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗆𝗂𝗇𝖽 𝗈𝖿𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗉𝖺𝗂𝗇 𝗌𝗂𝗇𝖼𝖾 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽𝗇𝗍 𝗆𝗈𝗏𝖾 𝖺𝗍 𝖺𝗅𝗅, 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝗄𝖾𝗉𝗍 𝖼𝗋𝗒𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗂𝗇 𝗉𝖺𝗂𝗇 𝖺𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖾𝗉 𝗆𝖺𝖽𝖾 𝗆𝖾 𝗅𝗆𝖺𝗈 𝗑𝖽. 𝖨 𝖿𝖾𝗅𝗍 𝖻𝖺𝖽 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝖺𝗅𝗌𝗈 𝗀𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗃𝗈𝖻 𝗈𝗇 𝗉𝗋𝗈𝗏𝗂𝖽𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗌𝗎𝖼𝗁 𝖺 𝗍𝗈𝗉 𝗍𝗂𝖾𝗋 𝖾𝗉𝗂𝗌𝗈𝖽𝖾 ❤️

ChubbyHobo

I actually was waiting for the right time to watch MBTS. Spoilers!

Ben the mighty .

From looking at it on my phone during work i thought aiden got a hair transplant on the whole head

Matthew McKinstry

Them watching the 19 second 'dog' which is Hacker T. Dog from my home town is the weirdest crossover ever. I grew up watching it.

Anonymous

Nicks pants are fire I'm swag jacking

Anonymous

hey listen great episode guys havent watched it through but just thanking ogd rn trhat nick stopped wearing thouse stupid ass skinny jeans

James

signs joke was fire

Aidan C

If Slime is and is also offended which I doubt he will be. Jokes between friends are just that. Doesn't seem like Bi Aimen jokes are going to end

Anonymous

aiden could've been frank ocean but he chose fred lake

Anonymous

i cant believe the boys made it back home. truly triumphing against all odds after taking back what is theirs.

Ashley Garnett

He'd have to dehydrate the poop and then he could get it set in resin but ultimately I think there will always be moisture on that which would cause it to rot inside the resin.

TedTheTitan

Slime, that Sign's bit did hit hard

Anonymous

Fuck you aiden for spoiling Manchester by the Sea shit was on my watchlist

Christopher Snow

Harambe might take the cake for most written in meme candidate over Kanye

pengeg

IASIP is such a goated show, cant believe my generation is just now finding it

sagehoge

Wow I did not know stromThurman was a right in. He's a kkk grand wizard or something.

Anonymous

it is crazy that people aren't aware of its always sunny

Pankkakae

If you have a Papa murphys around you during valentines day they have a cheaper heart shaped pizza, exactly how everyone described: cut so there's less dough that corporate sends and is less for that fact. Its also larger than the ridiculously small one you got

Anonymous

Where slime get the pants bro

Brian

I think they're from urban outfitters. I have similar corduroy pants with dice on them from urban

Anonymous

They've done shrooms before haven't they?

Corbin Bailie

Thank you for the fun episodes :) always enjoy listening/watching.

leon cunningham

nick style evolution goes hard

Jack Markey

glad the boys finally got pete davidson on the pod, im sure aiden would have loved to be there though

Jessica

Im here for the Baker Slime arc

mia

nick's dad figuring his daughters a lesbian cuz she played soccer is so real. my moms the same way. she had her suspicions for years already but once i hit 10 yrs old she realized i was very likely a little dyke after reading a letter i wrote to santa asking for a magic toolbox with infinite space stocked with unbreakable tools

Anonymous

Bro everyone ripping on Aidens hair but I think it looks good

Madison Brown

i HADNT seen manchester by the sea YOU SICK FUCKS

Anonymous

ive actually been meaning to watch manchester by the sea. aimen is not my favorite anymore :(

Colin Montville

i wouldn't count kanye as a meme he like announced his platform and stuff (obvious no chance though) i think the most written in meme was harambe

Anonymous

FYI RE poop taxidermy: it's really common to use fecal samples in medical research. That includes samples that have to be preserved for a relatively long time, so definitely a thing (just not, you know, for display purposes).

Anonymous

That “that’s how asteroids are made” line made me audibly laugh in my car

cassopeia

bro the jokse about aliens ttgot me cryin im ytryna fall asleep to dis but yall toooooo sillllly

Sleeepy

Actually an astronaut’s diet is so nutrient rich that they don’t produce any waste; even if they did eat poorly or too much, they still wouldn’t poop because there’s no gravity.

Markus Tønder

just in case this helps anyone, skip 40:00-40:15 if you don't want a manchester by the sea spoiler. it's a really good movie btw you should skip the spoiler

Emily

Facts, still haven’t come out to my parents for this reason

ancom

I'm way late to comment but regarding the old lady at onsen and being naked in general. Being from Finland, where the sauna culture is such a normal part of the society it always sticks out how sexualized human bodies are in other places. I would guess it's similar in Japan with onsens, that it's super normal to see people naked. I've basically seen my whole extended family, friends and their partners, friends of friends, and bunch of random people naked and no one even thinks about it.

Shane Cawley

Need to swagjack slimes pants if anyone knows where they are from. thank you!

Malak

Been going through all the Patreon premiums in order for a couple weeks now since I joined. Insane to hear nick say “the bomb detonates exactly on March 31st, 2024” like I’m hearing that for the first time when the bombs detonating.

QUE SEA

the yard : who's line is it anyway skit