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  • 00:00:00 - welcome to the primo
  • 00:00:30 - there was a celebrity on ludwigs flight
  • 00:11:30 - slime shows nick a picture
  • 00:12:35 - steering the company into the right direction
  • 00:15:20 - slime clears a room
  • 00:18:15 - nick slides back into the conversation
  • 00:18:44 - ludwig roleplays as a Goats eSports investor
  • 00:21:00 - fans turning out and turning out fans
  • 00:24:30 - google trends goatse
  • 00:27:06 - how would goats esports react to faker dying
  • 00:38:23 - aiden and drugs
  • 00:39:35 - the next yard substance episode
  • 00:44:45 - the next yard guest episode
  • 00:46:50 - gambling is over 
  • 00:47:25 - wait nevermind
  • 00:56:32 - thanks for watching

Comments

Wyatt Gore

Rec’em Spreaders

doolsey

Whoever runs the Yarn patreon da 🐐 no 🧢

Ethan Conger

The episode really Rect’em all

Kaden Juarbe

I didn’t know what a goatse was until the premium lmao

Matthew Logan

Top 3 premium pods of all time, maybe even the Goat.

Tarpeianproductions

Bro I started crying laughing at work when slime started saying "king try it"

Eddy

🐐

Omar Vargas

Goats reck 'em has to be a top 3 Nick quip and its not 2 or 3

David Ross

Slime is truly the greatest. True Cinema when he made that meal

Pilzz

This was one of the best episodes I've ever had

Joshua Haskett

As a viewer, I understood what slime meant about being off gambling

Jackson Hull

And yall act shocked when we call him effortlessly cool

Fruityoo

Bought a subscription to the Patreon literally JUST to tell you guys to stop fucking farting into the mic. Please. It's so gross and childish. I love the pod, please for the love of Our Lord, hollowed be thy name, good and holy, dearest sweet baby, Jesus Christ, cut that shit out.

Saif Ali

Bought a subscription to the Patreon literally JUST to tell you guys to keep fucking farting into the mic. Please. It's so funny and hilarious. I love the pod, please for the love of Our Lord, hollowed be thy name, good and holy, dearest sweet baby, Jesus Christ, keep doing that shit, also please Aiden i really would not recommend doing acid on the pod, that shit is way less chill than shrooms and i know you didn't enjoy that as much anyway

Jamie Fraser

Theres an overwatch team called GOATS and they made a team comp that ran ow1 for a while, so goats eSports was VERY talked about in ow for a while

luhsitto

GOATS Reckt 'em

TedTheTitan

#GoatsWreckedEm

Ashton Hellwig

"Gimme one cowboy hat and ten minutes in that room" is how I am going to take on my next meeting at work.

Nicolás

yard power hour would go very hard + we get to play along at home

Ashton Hellwig

I also think you can easily turn yourself out on Grindr and just put "Hookups only" and link your OF in the bio and you'd be good to go

Mitchell

Fantastic ep boys one of the best

Edward

Mr.Man over here acting like we're watching a fortune 500 company meeting

Angel Macias

16:30 Nick looking like King Bob from Recess at the top of the slide

patrick

slime got that mcdonalds server drip

Dan

nick might've peaked at #goatswreckedem

SgtSlime

this is one of the funniest primo episodes holy fuck LMAO the entire goats esports investment segment had me dying. "goats wrecked 'em!" slime fucking dying at every other thing that got said was incredible

Johl

Bro goats rectum was the hardest I've laughed at this pod fucking ever

Bare

bro I NEED the fall guys champion hoodie om my snatched little tight bod RIGHT NOW

bigfoot

one of the greatest primos yet

Tage Graham

"King try it" new best yard bit

KCK Dumas

fun fact sparky, ASU's mascot, is based off of Walt Dinsey. The artist who created sparky fuckin hated him so he made walt into a devil

Thomas Burton

There’s been a lot of great primos, but this was comedy gold

Evan Shimp

Far and away the funniest primo ep ever. I've never laughed so hard for so long. So many riffs off of Goats eSports man thanks for the great content man brightened up my shitty night at work

Ashley Garnett

Redbull x GoatsEsports: Spread your Wings

Jaime Mango

Holy shit this was the funniest primo easily lmfao also lugwig is weird

Lyndon Baines Johnson

Patreon Power Hour with the boys? Take a drink of beer each minute with a shot at each 10 minutes

Keaton

PLEASE make the Brezlin jersey. I will buy 10

Keaton

If you don’t like hearing the melee talk then why are you here? I think they could do a better job of providing layman context but the stories are always fire.

Kyle Lochner

Need to sign a goat simulator pro ASAP

Mathew Paniagua

i feel like a boomer not being able to find the discord link

Javier Medel

Aiden kinda caked up tho

Mina Draskovic

I mean I laughed at the chicken head bit, but also the fuck do I know about what's problematic

Taro

#goatsrektem is actually such a good hashtag for goats esports

Lucas Pacheco

This has to be the best ep so far

Marlon J Herrera

Slime is right about the gambling, as someone who no life’s poker for years, it’s different when you just play every so often than it is gambling degenerately

Jack Mete

Love Aimen

Jor Dan

i’ve said this a few times but this was the best premium ep so far

Sas Wat

maybe the funniest primo ep ever

Darcy Phillips

Thanks for coming out and doing the pod today fellas, really turned up the heat. Keep up the good work, looking forward to seeing more results like this from you in future

Colin Postley

Maybe they should point a shotgun mic at the slide for all the times people go up there to escape slime

Rohan Swami

whos gonna sing "there's a man inside of you" first

U K

At this point why doesn't everyone except Slime carry some Febreeze or U-No-Poo just to throw at him like a cat when they spray

Dylan Sanchez

i live right by pomona and Nick isn't wrong

Daniel

Teach a man to yan

gie

Goats ESports is hard 🤷🏽

Jose Rojas

This primo was primo content

Sorcha BD

nicks one liners for the GOATs E-Sports bit are some of his best work

Avery Littleton

This is nicks peak, he’s the mascot goat spreading his beautiful innards for all of us to see

Joe Saia

Imma unsub if you don’t post two pods a week now that the free ones are over with :(

VigorousPringle

I had an uncomfortable dream where on a premium ep Zipper was there as a guest but he looked like a mix of Hasan but skinny and with a Joshman stlye beard

SrDezi

Slime's "my liege" bit had me laugh-crying so hard, I had to pull off to the side of the road because the tears welling in my eyes were making it hard to see while driving

Hugo Verzone

This might be the funniest premium episode so far

Matthew Ritt

Bro I can’t wait to be turnin out for goats esports at every tournament

woomi

try it

Jack

this podcast is the thing keeping me going rn, never been in a harder spot in my life and i’ve been through cancer

Unrep

this is in my top 3 primos

monty fisher

if you make that breslin merch i will buy 100 times over

ruckus

The rhymesayers lore sidebar was so funny

Jonathan S

I have a friend named Aidan who has a dad who is a pilot and is also a pilot. He is one point above Aimen 🤯

Jonathan S

Just auction off the Vespa on stream to pay for a new one haha

Tommy D

This is the funniest premo yet

Gehrig Rosen

you should consider licking my balls

Slightly9

KEVIN is in workaholics as well

Jack

One of the best premos for sure

Sleeepy

Lud doesn’t get it, people gamba money because they love money, but the boys just love Yan and Yingling more than money

Ale

If you guys want a UFO to rent for the Jerma episode, there's this amazing rental in Joshua Tree called Area 55 Futuro House.

Donny

Goats eSports is unironically the next evolution for Mogul Moves

Alec

this is my favorite premo yet. everyone popped off in this.

Suppy

The gambling people at a casino bit had me rolling, good shit

Shelby Nicely

Please stop farting into the mics.

Chase Williams

The fart bit was actually more funny than it should have been honestly. I farted shortly after Slime did the first time and couldn't stop laughing

Sly 2855

Siege mentioned, my day is made

Finn

i had it playing while driving and i was like, 'I'm going to crash my car listening to this bit.' And then i rewound and played it again 🤡

Skiddly Winks

Finders keepers of the creepers, everyone's been saying this

Father Boots

Imagine thinking Slime would give a single fuck about your demands, wack and cringe

Justin O'Brien

Aesop is better than slug, Aiden listen to Bring Back Pluto

Drew Curry

Goatpussy.onion is probably one of the funniest bits aidens every done. Anytime he references minero you KNOW he’s in his pocket