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  • 00:00:00 - wahoooooooooooooo
  • 00:00:25 - nicks twitch
  • 00:06:29 - our health problems
  • 00:08:50 - weed testing
  • 00:12:15 - barbeque water
  • 00:16:30 - ropes
  • 00:18:10 - government giving ludwig free money 
  • 00:20:50 - slime talks to his personal trainer about trainwrecks
  • 00:23:53 - ed gaines
  • 00:29:58 - baby aiden 
  • 00:30:34 - 'do you think' 
  • 00:30:38 - kanye west and adin ross
  • 00:36:00 - what is happening with kanye west 
  • 00:43:00 - kick streaming site
  • 00:47:55 - cereal posting
  • 00:55:05 - new disney guy 
  • 00:56:30 - nick & mang0's tatto 

Comments

Anonymous

Slime socks are so gross

Anonymous

The smoke flavor came from the agave aka what they make tequila and mezcal out of.

Anonymous

Slime saying shit cunt was the most Australian thing ive heard come out of his mouth.

Vermin lord

the caffeine thing is a adhd issue , it stimulates the same as adderall just cringe

Arnav Mehrotra

Rip episode 73, this is so sad

g d

holy fuck i hated seeing that fly shit props to those makeup people though

g d

had this same thing with corn dogs but instead of bugs it was human hair went to the fair and got a corn dog took one bite had a huge hair and went back and asked for another one and that one also had a hair in it

Falka

good lord why is this episode SO dark, my brightness is all the way up and I can still barely see anything

Anonymous

THE GOAT

Anonymous

love the new set!

John Comedy

you should have like a creature or like a bat or gargoyle or similar construct to add a bit of that crazed atmosphere that really drives the white boys crazy

Anonymous

Too many gnome people but overall good ep

Ricardo Martinez

I'll say coffee generally has about 15-20mg of caffeine per fluid ounce, espresso is about 3 times that, and citric acid is just found in all citrus and most fruits naturally

Anonymous

The new set looks so cool!!

Anonymous

My favorite cereal unironically was Kix

Alex Musselman

Lol you can hypothetically buy fake pee and use it to get a job

Alex Jones

Bro ludwig just described the pain every person who works out feels. Its not the chussy (i think)

Anonymous

Grape nuts in vanilla yogurt is goated

Yael Rogoszinski

as someone who had to take drug tests before starting my jobs (no idea why), you can also drink cranberry juice. it is a natural detoxer. Also helps with UTIs

Dominic Arsenault

Family Package deal domestic violence was fucking hilarious

Katie H

Can we please get a tour of the new set?

Thrill_I_Am

So I've been having respiratory issues the past week (not covid lol). And I swear the government run wife beating program about hospitalized me 🤣🤣🤣

Starsong

Nick's just like me fr fr me and my grandma love some Cracklin' Oat Bran

Anonymous

for Nick its prob not the same thing but my eyes get a similar twitch when i use screens too much and blue light glasses help a lot

Zach Peulen

Maybe they are all just slowly dieing and this is our sign to move on

Javier Medel

I stoped drinking caffeine for three months and it went away for me.

Estrella Moon

I switched over after listening to the audio version hoping to see Aiden catch something in his mouth just to get trolled when it ends right before

Anonymous

yo, where can I find the double patreon

Anonymous

new setup is sick

archercobie

not exactly the same but I had facial twitches for a long time in college and when I took time off of school they went away so mine was absolutely stress related lmao

Steven

As a Jew, I can confirm with what slime said; that Ludwig is very fucking dumb for that Kanye dark twisted fantasy take 💀.

Aidan Cole

america has wayyyyyyyyy more serial killers than any other country

Anonymous

Nick, it’s stress. A month before my sisters wedding the twitching was unbearable, a week before a huge trip it started again

Cece

literally just get botox

Cece

botox daddy.

shirley

okay this new set actually had me thinkin it was real for a little bit

Crungo Bungo

There are stimulant free preworkouts that give you all of the itch none of the caffeine if you wanna make ur boy all scratchy

Crungo Bungo

caffeine's half-life is 6-8 hours in ur body so after that amount of time if you had 100mgs it would be 50mgs and then 6-8 hours after that it would be 25mgs and so on

Anonymous

may have switched sets but my set never switched

Anonymous

Zipper keeps flash banging me with the google searches

Anonymous

Lud try and crack your sturnum

Anonymous

I’d get that slime tattoo for $500 and you pay for it 👌🏻

August Pratt

Fun Fact: Black Male Trump Votership more than doubled from 2016 to 2020

Kyle cluff

R.I.P Nick you will be missed

Anonymous

the ones that called the kanye nazi shit first were these 2 famous actresses that played the game "Kanye or Hitler" like 13 years ago

Mina Draskovic

Slime infusing clean pee with weed is the funniest shit I've heard all year

Nick Cintron

It feels weird that with all the money they put into this new set they didn't install a urinal in the corner. It sounds like a weird idea, but given how often it would have been relevant in the old set, I think it would have been great.

Anonymous

For anyone who needs more restful sleep, magnesium is a godsend and is associated with reducing stress levels and cortisol. Lots of research left to go, but what is emerging is promising.

Carlos Vallejo

The pre workout I take doesn’t make me tingle and it’s amazing

Anonymous

i fully believed only the bottom 20% of the slide was real and the rest was just painted on the wall then nick destroyed my mind

Mitchell Vaughn

Youtube TV is actually legit with traveling.

Trey~

The Kanye stuff is CRAZY because there are photos of him and videos of him disparaging nazis

Anonymous

Idk if anyone else can relate but the lighting for the new set is so fire. I watch the yard to fall asleep a lot and the old camera angle with Aiden and Ludwig was so bright cuz of the white light behind them and it would be pretty annoying to fall asleep to but the new set has the same amount of light with all the angles it’s great. Also the new set looks crazy in general gg 👏👏👏

Anonymous

Ed Gein goes crazy, speaking of nipple belts, you should watch a movie called The House That Jack Built. It's directed by Lars von Trier and in the movie Matt Dillon makes a wallet out of a girl's boobs. I don't approve of that but the movie isn't bad.

CJ Bingman

“we’ll who’s gonna beat his wife now” made me have to pull over

Casey Livingston

to lud’s point Charlie Sheen didn’t say anything about Hitler but he did have unprotected sex with women without disclosing he was HIV positive, if I remember correctly

Alex Hammon

I tried to look up whether there was a serial killer that only killed cops and all I found was serial killers who were cops, we live in a society

pengeg

can confirm was drug tested by my parents in high school

Stephanie Rodden

It was Ed Gein (geen). He only killed a few people and mostly dug up graves for his “projects.” His relationship with his mother was as interesting as the rest of his story. He’s the inspiration for psycho and buffalo bill 💚 love the new set!

Anonymous

First thing I saw in Trainwreck's chat on Kick was someone with the hard-r n word in there name wtf

Anonymous

When Ludwig got up to fix his shorts I for some reason thought he was going to slap the shit out of aiden

Fluff Ball

As a fellow chestholian I will not stand for this slander

Jaime Mango

i think this was the funniest premium ep so far for me

Anonymous

I’ve had blepharospasms for a couple years and it sucks. I went to a bunch of doctors and never found anything to help it, so I just live with it now and it’s so frustrating.

Anonymous

Nick I also had WILD body twitches for a long time that were rather significant. Not only my face muscles but also my calves, elbows, chest muscles, neck, toes, etc... Went to all sorts of doctors. Seemed to conclude it was stress related. I personally think it was related to my COVID.

thehufbagel

i looked up that nipple belt and it took me to a website called "mancrushes"

Anonymous

Nick, did any of the doctors mention whether it could be Tourette's Syndrome or not? I have tourettes and exactly what you described is one of my common tics, and I have none that are verbal.

Kyle S

How far ahead of time would you have to quit smoking and start drinking cranberry juice?

Kyle S

Can't wait for Mango to come back on and either break or steal the slide.

Jeb Bush

i like cookie crisp too it is yUmmy

Emma

Oh I always just assumed Nick had tourette's. sucks that it gives him headaches T_T

Elijah Rojas

please give me zipper's job. I hit the pen twice as often and I'd have the clips and tweets ready 8 times more quickly

Yael Rogoszinski

If its 24hrs before you need half a gallon of pure cranberry juice and electrolytes but i wouldnt rely just on cranberry juice for 24hrs beforehand. I would add one of those detox methods they were talking about. If its within the week drink like 24ounces or more a day with electrolytes and check with an at home test. those tests arent the most reliable so keep testing even if it says negative. again pure cranberry juice and not cranberry cocktail.

Anonymous

I have the twitch happen occasionally as well, I read one thing on the internet that said it could be caused by a lack of potassium. I started eating more bananas, and now I take potassium pills. I haven't had twitch come back in a couple years, but I don't know if that's what fixed it.

B. Traven

Banger ep

ProfessorMaple

yeah the twitch only ever happened when I was sleep deprived and also severely suppressing stress, can agree that shit gets super fucking annoying

Moist Lettuce

I have a friend who got his pectus excavatum fixed with some metal bars in his chest, we called his hole “the puddin hole”

Anonymous

Hey, I know they were saying Kush as a joke to help with the twitch. But that has been proven in clinical trails to help with compulsory physical tics. In studies of nerve spasms and Parkinson's, and personally I have a lot of nerve pain and muscle spasms due to a compound fracture in my lower spine and even very low amount of Marijuana really helps with my muscle spasms/nerve pain. Maybe just something to think about.

Anonymous

jpegmafia joke? yard peggy fans confirmed

Daniel

Nothing Kanye does has aligned with any mental illness that currently exists. It’s a fun excuse but it’s clearly not the problem. Mental illness does not work like Kanye is working. It isn’t 30 years of nothing but loving yourself and then transition to “I like hitler” I hate this excuse so much.

Michael Bobke

I appreciate the jpegmafia joke, Nick

Anonymous

Idk if it would help but my friend had a similar twitch thing to nick and his doctor gave him magnesium tablets and that helped him.

Scott

Can tell Slime is living with Aussies he is saying shit cunt now.

Anonymous

I must confess. I love kix, it’s easily top 3 cereals for me.

Anonymous

I love kix it’s been my number 1 since I was a kid -:

Anonymous

Nick, that's something you can go see with a Neuropsychologist, the way you both may figure out what's happening. I don't know how professionals in your country are, everywhere you will find some that do not give proper care to people or that may emphasize diagnosis over people experience/symptomps/life, or ignore patient opinion. I encourage you to keep looking and wish you a more enjoyable life.

nolain

When I was a kid I had Cinnamon Toast Crunch every morning for breakfast until one day I felt something pop and realized there were like, bug eggs in it. We had moths or some shit and didn't seal it up evidently. So I didn't eat it for years after that. Very similar thing happened with French toast where I bit down and pulled out a huge fuckin roach leg

Zephyr

I can’t believe slime has never heard of Ed gain. He talk about wearing skin so much

Anonymous

I actually have the same thing nick is talking about at the start and it’s all sleep related, if I have a week of bad sleep it comes back