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00:00:00 - Intro

00:07:02 - My dad surprised me with an expensive non-refundable trip to Africa. I have some pre-trip anxieties. What should I do?

00:19:57 - I have plans to move in with my friends, but my parents don't know them. My friends are LGBTQ+, which my dad will probably not approve of.  What do I tell my parents?

00:26:36 - I'm 16, and I see people doing weed & sex at my age. I want to do these things, but I feel I need to stick to my morals.

00:41:35  - My brother and his wife tend to have a lot of disputes, and I find myself mediating them. It's hard to provide advice when I have no real experience. 

00:51:13 - outro ft. Slime & Nick beef (REAL)

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Anonymous

There was no reason to call me out about smoking weed like that

Whotio

When you're older looking back on high school, you're not going to be thinking to yourself "wow, I really regret not doing drugs and having sex." Just go play video games with your friends or something lmfao

Elias

I feel viaolated after hearing slime rip ass and not being able to do anythibg about it because i was working

onyi

You two give great Advice. Slime please stop farting in my ear holes

stickfigured

Holy shit I haven't heard anyone talk about xfire in so long

Anonymous

do they delete these after the week?

Keaton

The apple store did the same exact thing with my airpods. One of mine had that buzzing defect and online it said I was eligible for the recall they did. The guy at the store confirmed it and everything. Then they went to the back for like 20 minutes and came back to say “yeah i dont know why but the system says we cant replace it even tho we should be able to sorry” Had to buy new ones.

Anonymous

ah, im just confused because i can’t listen to any of the past ones

bailey

this week's advice show is free to compensate for the lack of a premo.

Jos

I just wanna say that I do enjoy Nick’s paragraphs (double spaced).

Anonymous

"all bonus shows" lol 1 advice show.

Nopers Nopington

Damn I straight up disagree with 90% of these answers. The dad thing seems like less of a gift for the kid and more of a gift for himself and it feels shitty he framed it like he is helping the kid. If the kid and dad are close and the dad knows about his stress over financials its kind of a slap in the face to spend 40k on something the kid didn't ask for while he is struggling. The LGBTQ moving in story, fuck it as long as the person moving out go for it, you don't need to tell your parents shit BUT I think its an AWFUL decision. If you haven't met these people irl you legit don't even know if you like them. Its a story as old as time where you meet someone online and you're close as fuck but you meet in person and the vibes are irreversibly off. This isn't even beginning to mention how moving in with someone could just go fucking atrociously. I think the parents have legitimate concerns and I'm scared this person is focusing way too much on the gay aspect and not the "I'm moving across state boarders with people I have never met irl even once before".

Anonymous

pretty sure you can make that argument with moving in anywhere with anyone. happens with couples and friends all the time, where living together just isn't the same. you can know someone super well even if you only know them online, but if you haven't had that experience maybe doesn't click with you ig

Anonymous

1 advice episode* yeah they worded it weird and I'm a little disappointed.

Anonymous

Slimes message about not needing to feel shame for not being ready to get out there and struggle,,, was honestly really touching. I won't write a novel but I needed to hear that

Elijah Rojas

The takes about weed are real af. Especially in a world with such limited access to mental health resources or education, reliance on weed can be too freeing. It's good to learn to chill out, but entirely relying on a substance to manage your mind isn't a good long term strat. My evidence is my melting goo brain from hitting the bong all day every day for the last 3 years.

Anonymous

Fuck slime hit the nail on the head, I went through high school and college smoking weed all the time and I am an electrician now. I’ve since slowed down my weed intake but god damn that was surreal

Sammy because

"weed quietly feeds apathy" SO REAL

Jacob Faunce

Man I used to be an apple certified repair technician at geek squad and yeah the system sucks and if it doesn't detect an issue you can't replace it

Anonymous

I am so impressed and disturbed slime dropped a 14 second fart no kizzie