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Logan McAlpine

Do you ever use "Nopers Nopington" as a response to people or is completely out of your vocabulary because of your name?

Colbmister 5

Question for next episode: Who has the most Ice in their veins when it comes to clutching in video games?

Luke Scott

Milestone tattoo idea: Aiden's nude on Slime/Ludwig (assuming Nick already has his 10k one)

Nik Kahn

the yard onlyfans and we see the pic?

faceless

Why is adin hung

Bek

Aiden…. She clearly wants the pipe

Jakob Brown

where was the tattoo

Dougie Tompkins

I understand nicks seething rage playing rocket league 1s

Eamon

as someone who has never played melee, i thought spiking a controller was like changing all the binds to fuck with someone.

squiddy0h

yo can't wait for the christmas version to drop

Dominic St-Aubin

me standing here 6'2" with my painted nails and Miz in the background caught me so off guard

Ash Hatz

Wow I unintentionally cosplayed Aiden this episode

Bek

28, Tall, admin at a grocery chain lol I listen to this at work because I’d get fired for listening to CumTown

cody8050

Aiden 100% spiked his controller at my apartment in Bellingham years back, was quite funny

Ur Boy

As a 20 year old blonde guy, who's 6'1, Nick's first few descriptive features of an average yard viewer made me think I was in a simulation

Jed Lyneis

is there like a document or something to explain melee stuff? I am lost everytime, but so entertained.

Marcos (edited)

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2021-11-21 13:05:49 Nick looks like Adrain from A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas on god
2021-11-19 05:28:44 Nick looks like Adrain from A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas on god

Nick looks like Adrain from A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas on god

Woppe ten

these videos smack

capnsquishy

check out "the smash bros" for some melee history, otherwise it's kind of looking up stuff up if you're curious about mechanics and famous sets

Joshua Brown

Aiden the type of dude to wear a Balenciaga shirt but then have a hole in his sock big enough to stick two toes out of for half the EP.

G-SUS

Ludwigs shoe DO NOT look comfortable. But I love them

SgtSlime

genuinely crying laughing at the first 10 minutes of this ep oh my god, aiden yelling "I hope you all kill yourselves tonight" had me fucking rolling

Martin Strømberg

Me, a 19yo blonde 6'2 who plays league watching this...

Flair

100K for 3 bottles of Whiskey what the fuck

Ismael

I’m 48% of nicks idea of a viewer desperately trying to be a Maxie

Rosanna McNamara

The Game is the god of dick print photos if you want inspiration

Kristin W

Is this where I put my asl for Aiden?

Jonathan Bradley

It was a networking opportunity so this business card should play.

Mathis

Great episode!

s0pa

nick basically described me, minus the blond hair and i hate league

BlumpkinGetter

There’s so much visual humor you miss if you just listen on audio, im a full video convert now

TheTailbone

holy shit this is definitely the best bonus episode. Immediately laughs as the phone goes around the room

Ami C

I'm a Chinese American Asexual Artist! :D Grew up in KY and play casual games! Very not blonde or a 6'1 guy lol I'm 5'5 female game dev 👍

August Pratt

Interstellar except the worm hole is just Amo's new pocket p***y and when Mathew McConaughey enters he just wakes up in the Japanese sex shop slime was talking about.

Aidan Mark

Yo idk how I got here but I’m Enjoying it 😀

Nar

Feels sad they didnt say a 28 year old bank manager for the yard viewers. Maybe im outside the demographic hahahah

Swae Pesto

At 100,000 patrons Aiden posts his nude

Oakstrom

Aiden in the calico cut boxers

Jake Murray

Nick Described me except I'm not Blonde and I'm not tall, gg dude

Syd

Nick was very close to describing 90% of the people I know who watch the yard

Jennifer Coolidge

what are you myers briggs personality types?

Kaylen

as a 19 year old, 6’1 guy w painted nails, i can confirm.

DarkHairedWups

Nick just described me perfectly 19 6”1 watches miz and hasan painted nails and plays valorant

cody8050

just some random fest with the homies from WWU. You were playing against my friend which is why I remember it well

Brennan Kohn

im new but how do i get discord benefit lol

Mikeonthemic_

I may be wrong but I think the difference in time for the button mashing would be 1/6 of a second

Ann

I always find it funny when they are talking about people watching their content.. I'm a 28-year-old woman, teaching AP Psychology in a Private school.. Not at all who they cater for, apparently, but their content is always very funny to me

Qwartz

I think you have to connect your patereon to discord in your patereon settings.

Joseph McClelland

As someone who they would consider a part of their "core demographic" (23-year-old dude), I have to ask, how did you stumble into their content?

Hannah Zwink

I'm right there with you I'm a 22 year old girl and I love listening to them on my way to work and they are always like "no woman watch us, only children do" and I'm just like ... ok I guess I don't exist lmao

Ann

I've been watching gaming content for more than 10 years (Jacksepticeye, Pewdiepie, etc.) and I guess am used to "Boys Club" humor at this point. When Jack started streaming with Ludwig (among us, rust) I started watching him and migrated to twitch. Subbed during subathon and here I am. All of them are SO funny..

Kyle Weeks

Nick, i am a 19 year old, and i fucking hate Tik Tok, i don't understand it and it is just fucking weird to me it makes no sense how the people that use it like the content on it. Thanks : Packwatch

Kyle Weeks

My father could build a fucking cabinet THEN complain about a movie on an airplane

Tamto

Is atriox the same guy that's on alpharad's second channel(not josniffy) he is very different from how he's described on here

Anya C.

this is cool to read because I stumbled onto Ludwig through Jacksepticeye too. I watched a lot of RTGame a while back who was my gateway to Twitch, then casually watched Jack, then found Lud through him, aaand here we are on The Yard now.

glass0fpepsi

no, they're talking about atrioc, another streamer/youtuber who's been in lud's circle of friends for years

Tamto

nvm that is altrive the names are close enough

Kyle

What game did you play and love, but you went into reluctant or not expecting to enjoy?

LewGee

My videos are saying “this video does not exist”, anyone know what’s going on?

Austin

Nick hit me too close to home with his generic Yard viewer. Im 6'3". 24. Paint my nails. Used to play League. Used to watch Miz. FML

Jaydoff

Aiden's first experience of sending a nude sounds like an ai generated story

Phantom2401

is the discord they refer to just ludwigs discord or is there a yard one?

ABotNamedScoobyDoo

I did not expect this when i clicked this video lmao

Al Sal

Damn

Tristan Costa

i stole slimes “that’s me” bit it has become my life

Jared

24 y/o software developer who listens to podcast when working. I found the yard through Ludwig, who I found through SmallAnt. I also occasionally watch Mizkif but not as often as a typical Nick viewer.

Cece

Ludwig's right.

Hannah Hulscher

Just wanted to join in and say I love you girls. Glad we’re in this together <3.

Hannah Hulscher

PSA for men: i once revived a dick pic from a guy who put a lego character on his stomach to hold up his penis… women prefer bulge pics unless it’s incredibly creative

Jake F

wait does this mean the lego came in clutch or...?

Maxwell Hav

Tbh I feel like i am a little like slime but instead of just showing my ballsack I tell people i found a bird nest and i want to show it to them

sbin

ok that "average yard viewer" is just like me fr

t0nathan

i’m pissed that nick went down that checklist and got me almost spot on except i don’t play league

Dunce Mckagen

nick described me spot on i had to look out the window dude knows his audience

Taylor Allen

this is late but I'm genuinely surprised everyone was talking about nude etiquette and no one mentioned how wild it is that Aiden had his face and his weiner in the same picture...

Dylan Noble

i been had been sayin this

Melodyingg

I’ve taken pictures of my friend that happens to be a girl for her onlyfans and was giving tips on like “more cleavage, spread your cheeks” shit like that during an outdoor photo shoot

Austin Traver

👀 Anyone know where I can cop Nick’s jacket? That fit is 🔥

Thy

it's still kinda weird to me hearing Silverbawxer being mentioned in anything other than a Monkey Ball ILing context.

Chase Williams

"Heyy WOAH That's his Cock!" Gotta be one of the best lines in a preemo

Kay

Man, I feel like I couldn’t be further away from their description of the average yard viewer, not just physically but I know nothing about video games/streaming, had no clue who Ludwig was before, nor do I go on YouTube often. One day I was just browsing on yt and an episode came up in my recommended and I immediately loved it. Had to hop on the Patreon for the DCOM commentary.

John Comedy

Directly off the bat, full bisexual dickprint. 5/5 stars.

Nopers Nopington

Do you ever use "kay" as a response to people or is completely out of your vocabulary because of your name?

Dylan Green

why is aimen naked?

Nathan Alexander Howell

Me, 6’1, 19 year old with painted nails watching the pod while playing league of legends. Thankfully i dont watch miz so im not average