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Anonymous

What’s the worst thing any of you have ever eaten

Anonymous

What’s your favourite animal

Anonymous

where do you see the progression of the four going in the next couple of years (what are your bigger aspirations)?

Anonymous

Can you play melee on the pod?

Anonymous

Other than smash what is everyone's favorite game of all time

Protoman Nerd

How many episodes do you think you’ll make it to

Anonymous

any timeline on when the merch is gonna be announced?

Anonymous

Which housemate steals the most of the others food?

Rex

What happened to Neeper? Haven’t seen him around in a while.

Anonymous

how long do you guys plan on keeping this going for?

Anonymous

who is the most likely to move out

Wil Secord

yall makin bank off the company??

Anonymous

What are some of your best inside jokes?

Dale Durham

How do I grow as a streamer with ~10 average viewers?

Anonymous

What do you all think you’d be doing if not for twitch/smash?

Dalton Carrick

Who would win in a race? A snail, or a worm?

Anonymous

Are you guys gonna have guests on and if so who is your fist pick?

Anonymous

What’s the origin of the nickname “Slime”. Sorry if it’s a well known story

Anonymous

are you going to have any guests on the show. If so when do you think so and who do you have in mind?

Anonymous

what’s the earliest memory you have of all 4 of you together and individually?

Anonymous

Is the dynamic between you all different when you’re working vs. Not working?

Anonymous

If you could go back in time and fix a mistake you made, what would it be?

Anonymous

What are your favorite moments from being roommates?

Anonymous

How much would it cost to suck hagrids sweaty toes?

Malachi Mcmillan

Have any of you had any life or death experiences?

Anonymous

Do you guys shave your assholes?

Anonymous

For Nick and Slime: do you guys choose not to drink and do drugs for personal reasons or is it not liking the sensation of being drunk or high? Love the content guys!

Anonymous

just how horny are these polaroids going to be? if i were to hang it up in my office would hr have to talk to me?

Anonymous

What would you say has been the biggest turning point in your friend group?

Anonymous

Who’s dying first out of you guys

Anonymous

what's your favourite drink?

Anonymous

What's the weirdest place you've considered masturbating?

Joshua Kozak

If YouTube / streaming were not captivating for you anymore, what would you enjoy moving on to in the future?

Anonymous

Which Yard member do you confidently think you could beat in a fight?

Anonymous

If you had to choose fuck but no cum or cum but no fuck what’ll it be 🤔

Anonymous

What happened to kneeper?

Anonymous

How do I DM Aiden @aidencalvin on Twitter ?

Jed Lyneis

Whats the culture like around large and successful gaming organizations?

Anonymous

Least and most favorite sponsors?

Anonymous

Will Aiden ever come back to PNW to host a dope ass event again?

Anonymous

How much money do you have to get given to be in a All Male gangbang

Anonymous

Who did the set design? It's fuckin insane. Make's my Tech Theatre nuts tingle.

Anonymous

when did each of you start playing melee seriously, and what got you into the competitive scene in the first place?

Anonymous

what's it like production-wise making The Yard? as someone interested in video production I have a bit of experience on sets but I always love to see the behind the scenes of productions of movies, shows, and commercials. what goes into making an episode of the yard?

Jeremiah Hernandez

what were yalls favorite metalcore/emo bands growing up?

Anonymous

When is the Lud Aiden Ross boxing match happening

Anonymous

What's the best movie ever

Anonymous

have you ever had a friendship-ending fight with each other?

numberchalk221

What do you think is the best thing to pass time on a long road trip?

MorningLove

If you could only listen to one artist for the rest the week who would it be

Tate Lohmiller

Who gets the least amount of sleep for no reason?

Anonymous

What's the last book you guys have read?

Anonymous

what’s you guys’ favorite thing about each other?

Anonymous

Will you guys bring guests on in the future?

Anonymous

if we recreated the classic YouTube song “the ultimate showdown” with twitch streamers, who’s taking the dub?

Anonymous

when was the last time you did something for the first time?

Anonymous

What was the outright worst fart slime had pulled off

Anonymous

any primers?

Anonymous

How do you think the discord is going? Are we exceeding your expectations or have we failed you?

Anonymous

Whats your dream animal to have as a pet? No mantinence required

Lily

where do you feel like you are in life/career? do you feel like you’ve met your definition of success?

Anonymous

How many?

Anonymous

which one of you was the “we should start a podcast” guy?

Anonymous

Can we go down the line and get each of your 100% no-cap-on-a-stack expectations of how many Patreon supporters you thought you'd end up with this soon? As of writing this you're just about to break 3.5k Patrons which is insane. Would be super interesting to hear who underestimated and who overestimated the numbers.

Sleep

What is Aiden's fursona and why it is Garfield

Anonymous

What is the biggest dealbreaker for you in a relationship

Anonymous

Do you feel like moving to LA helped your career (all of you)

Louis Levesque

Mountain or beach? Specifically why is beach the wrong answer?

Anonymous

Any near death experiences that turned into a good story?

Usama

Whats the worst habit of each roommate?

Anonymous

How important has melee been in your career paths, if you had not discovered melee do you think you would have still been involved in the eSports and gaming scene?

Anonymous

What’s some advice for someone who is trying to be more funny person? Would you say there’s a way to study humor, or is it more so just based on life experience/ content consumed?

Anonymous

Will you have guests on the pod? If so when, and can Jerma be one of them?

Anonymous

What's the worst injury/funniest injury you guys have had?

Anonymous

Lud: when's the next ludlocke? Slime, nick and Aiden: how do you guys keep ludwig's ego at a reasonable level? lol

Sameer Surti

What’s something each of you miss from your hometown or area growing up that you can only get there?

Anonymous

any plans on doing a dress up halloween podcast episode? or just theme focused episodes in general

Alex Gutierrez

What are each of your top 3 movies?

Anonymous

What is the one moment in ur lives u will remember forever, when it comes to your friendship

Valister

How long do you see the podcast landing?

Anonymous

Have any of you shed nostalgic tears before? If so, explain.

Anonymous

What music artist have you discovered most recently that you really fuck with?

Anonymous

What are each of your net worths? Assets minus liabilities.

Anonymous

Does Slime stink? I feel like out of everyone he would smell the most.

Anonymous

(for each member) If you had to get rid of one person in the group who would it be?

Stephen H.

Do any of you have an event in your life that caused you to completely change your view on something or someone?

Ryan Nash

You already mentioned how Slime is a psychopath when it comes to taking jokes too far. What do you guys consider too far when it comes to a bit?

Anonymous

What’s the craziest drunk/high story involving all or most of you

Anonymous

If 15 year old you saw present day you, what do you think they would think?

Anonymous

Where do you think you would be now without Smash melee or twitch?

Anonymous

Are you, Lulwig, planning to go to Nippon whenever it reopens to tourists?

Chase Holland

Obviously being a group of men living together, there comes some ego and level of competition, how do you keep each other in line?

Anonymous

Have any two members ever gotten in a significant or lasting fight?

Anonymous

Out of everyone in the yard, who is the biggest weeb?

Eddie

Who has the best overall gaming skill

Luis Lopez

Slime's ability to flatulate on command amazes me. Has he ever sharted while trying to assert his dominance over a house member?

Anonymous

Would you rather fight a horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses?

Anonymous

Is there an infinite edge or do you just not even get close?

Anonymous

Prefacing this question by saying that I love the vibe you four bring to the pod, but I'm curious to know if y'all intend to do guest features down the line similar to how the Official Podcast boys run things. Regardless, keep up the good work- you guys make long days in a mail truck fly by. Appreciate y'all!

Anonymous

Fattest hog?

Anonymous

How did Ludwig’s dad die tragically to alcoholism?

Jinouga

What is the one game, for each of you, that if the entire house were to go head to head in you win every time?

Anonymous

What is aidens favorite movie and why is it The Social Network?

dieg0

How much of an impact do you think moving in together has had?

Anonymous

Who spends the most time alone in the house?

Anonymous

Is anyone allergic to anything?

Anonymous

Does it get annoying when people preface a comment or a dm with “ik im not ludwig’s friend” “ik parasocial relationships are bad” etc. etc.

Anonymous

Why are all of you such great guys? Smile

Marm

My parents are pretty neutral on Homosexuality, but are openly racist My Boyfriend is black and I haven't come out to them. I dont live with them anymore, but see them pretty often. Any advice or am I better off just letting them keep going without knowing

Anonymous

Fuck, Marry, Kill; Leffen, Hungrybox, Mang0

Anonymous

you all seem to get along alright, what was one of the worst conflicts you have had?

Anonymous

Out of the three other members who would you fuck marry or kill

Anonymous

If you turned into a girl for a day, would you let the homies hit?

Anonymous

What are you guys thoughts on dci (drum corps international) ? If you arent familiar the blue devils are a great example

Raza Ahmed

What was the first moment when you realized Ludwig was getting the bag, the dough, fat stacks, beaucoup bucks?

Anonymous

2v2 Valroant game, first to 13 what teams are the most fair and even?

Anonymous

Living together for so long and knowing each other for even longer, what’s your biggest pet peeve of your roommates and their perceived pet peeve of themselves?

Anonymous

Do you guys ever plan on setting down and having kids in the near future?

Troy Major

Do you have any idea what your “retirement” would look like?

Rydeen

Will the yard have guests on the show once it's more rooted or do you plan to keep it "The Main Boys" only? Guest examples: Cody Ko, GeoWizard, QT, Hasan, Joey The Anime Man, Magnus Carlsen etc...

Anonymous

First concert, and best concert?

Anonymous

Do you think any solo member of your group could deadlift a 32 inch trinitron?

Austin Sutherland

If you were not doing what you were right now. Where would you be and what would you be doing? Job, location and hobby?

Anonymous

Whats up

Anonymous

So I think a fun question would be if you could have dinner with any 3 people dead or alive who would it be and why? However, I think a much more interesting twist to that classic question is “If you could stream or run an event featuring any 3 people dead or alive who and why?” (Im okay with my name being read)

Anonymous

How much work really goes on behind the scenes that the viewers don't see? (general streaming, the yard, hive mind, etc.)

Urian Cavallo

What are ya'lls opinions on bumper stickers, or those family member sticker things people put on their cars? I thought this might lead to fun conversation

Anonymous

Was Ludwig always this bad at being independent or has this just been a recent thing now that he's rich?

Anonymous

What are the other members most annoying habits that you haven’t ever told them annoys you?

Anonymous

Favorite music genres?

Anonymous

Have you all Been on vacations together? If so which one was The most fun and do u potentially have any stories there from?

Rydeen

Question for everyone: Whats the most respectable asshole move you've seen someone pull off and you couldn't even be mad about it because of a perfect execution?

Anonymous

Who are your favorite music artists?

Anonymous

You guys fight to the death who would win?

Anonymous

What’s your favourite soup (this is a really important question I swear)

Anonymous

What moment in your life meant the most to you? (if you're willing to share of course)

Vance Elsey

Slime, why do you approach most new interactions with hostility then adjust to kindness if necessary, rather than approaching with kindness and adjusting to hostility if needed?

Drew Mumma

I want to find melee roommates, please advise

Anonymous

if each of your fellow podcast members a disney princess who would they be and why?

GREYVE

What the dog doin

Anonymous

Would you rather have hands for feet or feet for hands? Love the pod.

Anonymous

When is the most upset you guys have ever been at eachother? (Besides the tea incident)

Anonymous

Go-to starbiez order?

Anonymous

who’s your favorite gay actor

Anonymous

Worst decision you've made on stream?

Anonymous

Is Slime the only one who can protect us from the dark triads?

Anonymous

In your opinions, what's the most infuriating or annoying trend to rise recently? I.e. ratio, drama frogs, shipping, etc.

Anonymous

What’s a good way to save money

Anonymous

Where do you see the yard in 5 years?

Anonymous

is a hotdog a taco

Sean

What genres of games do y'all like besides the obvious Smash stuff and what's been streamed.

Anonymous

When Nick made fun of Aiden regarding bluetooth speaker, was the song "god's bathroom floor" in reference to Atmosphere?

Anonymous

Who out of streamers and pro Smash players do you think would be rough to have as a roommate?

Erik Cunningham

Any other new (super secret *wink*) podcasts planned?

Anonymous

Besides Melee, which other competitive scene do you like?

Anonymous

If you were all to not be working in online entertainment, what career path would you choose?

Anonymous

Who's got the 3rd biggest dick, but don't say who got the biggest.

Anonymous

If you had to Kick one member out of the house, who would It be?

Krenko-boi

For aiden: whats the worst interaction youve ever had with someone as a T.O.

Krenko-boi

For slime: what's the worst fan interaction youve ever had

Jessica

What do you want to be known for?

Anonymous

what’s your least favorite and most favorite thing about each member

Anonymous

Who is the worst housemate?

Anonymous

Who is your least favorite out of the group and why is it aiden

Anonymous

If you could collab with any other clothing brand for mogul moves, which would you pick? Would love to see Mogul Moves x ChinaTown Market

Anonymous

Who survives the longest in a zombie apocalypse?

Anonymous

Are you guys looking forward to the new Smash-esque Nickelodeon fighter game?

Anonymous

Where does nick shop for clothes

ACR

what is smash to you guys? and why?

Anonymous

With you guys' inherently creative jobs, how do you deal with burnout?

Anonymous

How do I get better at Smash

Mel

You guys state Ludwig is different off stream in terms of energy, does the rest of you guys personalities differ from what is shown on camera/podcast? And in what ways?

Anonymous

I’m sure it’s already been asked but have all four of you guys (together or individually) always wanted to make content/ entertaining media or did you have other aspirations or career goals?

Anonymous

Favorite hobbies?

Wes Garcia

Definitely an odd question, but where is Kneeper? I haven't seen him since that one YLYL video maybe like a year ago. Is he okay?

Anonymous

Who would you guys credit as your biggest influences of your sense of humor?

Coen

If you all had to fight, what would be your weapon of choice?

Painter

Does it ever get weird for the boys with QT being the only woman in the house? Any talks of moving nicks gf in?

Anonymous

Any plans for more shows through the patreon on in general?

Matthew Wesolowski

Nick and Aiden, how bad did it hurt when Lud said his favorite roommate was Slime during the lie detector?

Camilo

(For all 4) What's the meanest or strangest thing you've ever done or something that's stuck in your mind / conscience ?

HPRIME33

If you guys could create a person to add to your friend group, what would their personality be, how would they dress, create the perfect imaginary friend.

Anonymous

slime you're my fav of the bunch, you're fucking hilarious, and i discovered you before the others, hows that make you feel

ahh ahh

Would you rather fight a bear with a sword or a wolf with your bare hands

ahh ahh

Are you a hunter or a gatherer

Anonymous

Which of you guys is most likely to survive in a prison environment? Who would be the worst off?

Anonymous

Any chance there will be a MPL sanctioned tournament at any point? Preferably skins vs skins again

Anonymous

How does it feel not having to worry about making rent or just money troubles in general?

Aidan Corbett

What is each of your favourite dishes to cook? (The "u" in favourite is because I'm Canadian)

Anonymous

Who is the most likely to get arrested and for what?

rids

Not to repeat my q from twt but does the seating arrangement on set have a reason behind it and does it allow for future guests ?

Anonymous

Okay but like the real question is, how many times have y’all had to deal with each other’s cum in the bathroom?

Anonymous

you guys still play valo?

Anonymous

Question for Aiden: who’s the best avenger and why

Anonymous

What’s one thing you would change (for better or worse) about the other members bodies?

Anonymous

Are you going to have guests on in the future? If so, where are they gonna sit?

Anonymous

How long pp?

Anonymous

What is the worst pain you have felt. (Emotionally or Physically)

Anonymous

I know everyone on the pod plays melee, but have any of you fucked with other fighting games? If so, which ones are pog and which ones are dog?

Anonymous

given the chance to convince any person on earth of anything, who and what would it be?

Anonymous

Have you been better roommates since the podcast started?

Anonymous

what’s the most annoying thing you think the other roommates do?

RonJon

What gives you the right?

Anonymous

Can’t find kids

Matthew

Is this A good question?

Anonymous

do you guys actually like show each other your cock and balls like jesus christ you guys have so many stories about seeing or showing each other your dick/balls do you guys actually do this shit

Nik Kahn

Not a question but I think an anonymous way to submit would be great for more serious advice

Anonymous

Mainly for Ludwig, but since you all working together now this definitely applies to all of you guys: What do you realistically see yourselves doing in 5-10 years from now? In other words, what's the ideal vision for you guys? Is Ludwig still going to be streaming/YouTube? Is Slime still gonna be managing everything? Are Nick and Aiden still going to be running The Yard?

Anonymous

Where can I dm Aidan at

Anonymous

Do you all like bidet’s or is ludwig crazy?

Anonymous

What are each of your pet peeves??

Anonymous

someone you had to talk to for professional reasons but hated don't have to name drop but give examples

boobery

do any of you have any unique interests/hobbies/encyclopedic knowledge of any subjects that ppl might be surprised to hear?

Anonymous

Cum or piss?

Anonymous

It looks like you guys enjoy making sketches, do any of you intend on perusing this more outside of the podcast?

Anonymous

Do you really think the lions would beat one of EVERY pokémon?

Anonymous

How close is nick to quitting his job?

Carter

What was the most trouble you ever got in at school ?

theyard

this is not for advice, we have an advice show, and that show has anonymous submission

Cameron

Which yardsman has the worst/best drip

Tommy

What's your favourite way to unwind outside of work/streaming?

Anonymous

What is a language you´d like to speak? and why is it german?

Anonymous

How did everyone end up in LA?

Anonymous

Have any of you ever been scammed or fucked over by someone/something?

Jariah J

What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to each one of you?

Liam

Do you have more plans to record promotional material for events or brands? I LOVE the Mogul Money Coinbase ads, and the Beyond the Summit sketches are classics.

CognitiveGear

Slime, when was the moment you realized that Ludwig was dependent on you to survive?

Anonymous

What age did you find out what you wanted to do with life

Anonymous

What superlative did you guys get in your yearbooks

Anonymous

who is most similar to their melee main? or if thats too difficult than what char is everyone most similar too?

AFPiece Investigator

If there's ever a guest on the main pod will they be on the corresponding Patreon episode?

Anonymous

What show or movie had the biggest impact on you all growing up

Anonymous

because you guys are big into melee, would any of the boys ever be interested in a game called Gunz: The Duel? i've just recently seen the game and it looks really complex, with a lot of cool techs and a small but growing community. i haven't personally gotten into the game but im researching it now and it looks like there are a lot of community hosted servers and communities since the game was discontinued in early 2013.

Anonymous

What if Slime won the followers race? What would be different in life?

Anonymous

How high is Ludwig on a scale of 1 to 10?

Anonymous

Did you guys expect the Yard to become so big so fast? (i.e. Patreon is already at 3k) And what are your future plans for the pod, like guest appearances or other interesting things to spice up episodes?

Dead_Fusion

If you had the opportunity to redo/change the last five years of your professional careers, what would you do differently?

Evelyn Watson

Which roommate has the weirdest eating habits?

Anonymous

would you guys do a 4 man beeriokart?

Anonymous

If you could pick one album to listen to for the rest of your life what would it be

Anonymous

Did you ever have a time in your life where you knew you had a great idea but you didn't have the follow through? And how did you deal with the fear of failure to push through?

Anonymous

What is your all-time favorite melee set?

Paddo

On average, who is the funniest member of the yard? What is the funniest bit any member of the yard has ever run?

Anonymous

Classify every member of the pod as either a straight mom or a gay dad

Anonymous

For slime and nick, what made you guys think of doing a live commentary over Disney original movies, and will you guys eventually do movies outside of dcoms. keep up the great work bois

Anonymous

With the success of the Yard and the Patreon, how close is Ludwig to completing his master plan?

Anonymous

What's one celebrity / influencer that you don't mind shit-talking right now? Give the reason why as well.

Anonymous

which one of you guys made out with ludwig and how did it build up to that. i've been curious since that lie detector video.

Anonymous

If each of you could choose one celebrity to have as a guest on the show who would they be?

Anonymous

What is the hardest you've ever been hit in the balls? physically or mentally

Anonymous

If you had to pick up, pack, and leave LA, where would you want to go, and why? (you can keep your current roommates or get new ones, up to each person who answers.

Anonymous

What’s the luckiest thing that has ever happened to you guys? :)

Anonymous

All four of you are stranded on an island with no food. Who's the first to suggest cannibalization and who is getting eaten?

David Theune

favorite condiment?

Anonymous

which melee character has the most annoying mains?

shikaded

Is it better to cum in the sink or sink in the Cum?

Anonymous

Tell crazy jerkoff stories (question inspired by Blue mountain state)

Anonymous

Everyone's answer to the Pokemon vs Lions question but Lud isn't allowed to say anything while talking about it

Anonymous

Who dresses the best out of the yard boys?

Anonymous

Chuggaconroy. End of the question.

Benjamin

Does Lud need to smell his stinky underwear?

Anonymous

What's it like to play mafia at summits?

Anonymous

Have the yard boys ever kissed?

t0nathan

What is it like living with someone so famous as aimen is

Anonymous

how much money does this patreon have to make to make nick consider quitting his job?

Jeb Bush

what do you think of the delays to Lego Star Wars The Skywalker Saga?

Anonymous

What is your dumbest reason to visit the hospital?

Connor Cusick

More money or more power?

Anonymous

this is for all the boys, what was the easiest money you’ve made in your life?

Anonymous

What's the worst thing you all got in trouble for with your parents?

Anonymous

Sheesh mannnn

Anonymous

Has anyone thought of moving out before if so why

Anonymous

What’s the craziest place that each of you has played melee in? (Besides the crack house)

Anonymous

Can you do the whole ep dunking on the "summit isn't smash" twitter essay

Anonymous

Most wholesome moment of one of the other roommates

Anonymous

Thoughts on a patreon tourney at some point? Maybe for bragging rights ( à la your established 6month melee title) and badge within the discord?

Anonymous

Is a hotdog a sandwich?

Anonymous

how much money to film an adult video with the same sex?

Krenko-boi

Zombie apocalypse goes down, who in the group do you choose as your partner for the best chance of survival?

octjankus2

if ur mother and girlfriend switched bodies and u had to fr*ck (sex) one of them to turn them back which one would u?

Anonymous

whats one thing you would've done differently throughout your life

Anonymous

What's one thing you've always wanted to do, and haven't done yet, but you plan on it.

Anonymous

favorite smash tourny moment?

Anonymous

Y’all eat ass?

Klavery 201

Can nick tell the story of how a random man at a casino (EVO I think) who called every hit on roulette for like 20 spins and then told him to bet green? He told it in the Content Creator discord game night call one time and I think it's a great story for the pod

Anonymous

What’s everyone’s experience with making music? (Like, playing instruments I guess)

Anonymous

Any ghost stories or just interactions ?

Anonymous

What is your guys favorite childhood video game?

Anonymous

will you guys ever have any guests on the podcast, if so who do you think you bring on?

BushDidNiner11

What's the craziest party you've ever been to? Also, does slime eat ass?

Andy Vasulka

If Esports and regular sports switched places (regular sports less popular than Esports) how do you think your lives would change?