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Anonymous

ayo im a fellow porn reader; im in my 20s and i still cant stomach watching porn i gotta read it

Anonymous

Fellow porn reader, I would print out stories from literotica and if my parents found them I'd just tell them it was a strategy guide from gamefaqs before they could read it

Anonymous

I remember being young definitely watching porn, and my parents call me in because of a charge to their credit card to the most porn sounding site I ever heard. They then asked if there was anything I wanted to tell them while pulling up the site. I mortified denied anything. As the site comes up to my shock and awe it was a clothing site, and my parents had their credit card info stolen. I belive my heart rate was upwards of 200

Snorm

hey guys I'm going back and listening to some old patreon episodes and i don't think he meant to but lud leaked zipper2s name, just fyi in case you missed it

Roberto De La Rosa

Is there a way to sort episodes I had to scroll alllll the way down lol

Anonymous

yep, above the filters for mediatype etc it says "latest post" but you can change that to oldest

Kallahane

yeah I just bought the patreon for the first time and noticed that

reece

starting my my pilgrimage through the premo eps o7 wish me luck

xOdyssy

You and me both but I watched them in reverse order because Patreon makes it hard to watch from beginning to end and I’m near the end

Tyler Manley

Hey, my name is Alice

Toby Beyer

Went so far back, I might have found Zipper and Zipper 2s name!? Wild

Anonymous

Poggies

Anonymous

Sheeeeeesh man

Holthis

Are there going to be premium versions of Episodes 1-5?

Anonymous

can all 8.10$ i gave go to aimen?

Tom Alberti

Yo wheres 'The Yard Clips' Patreon at?

Anonymous

How do we access the discord since we’ve contributed?

Anonymous

I just got muted by slime in the discord for saying I didn't know the Maslow pyramid...didn't mean to set him off, shoulda stayed away from the slime channel :( genuinely think slime is a funny guy tho.

Anonymous

then I got roasted for being 14 xD im just an ignorant young adult guys oh well

Anonymous

You’re not a young adult lmao, you’re a teenager

Justice Rios

I have had sheeshman stuck in my head for fucking weeks and my roommates are pissed ROFL

Austin Sutherland

I love how this is NC-17 context. Please keep it up!

Anonymous

You got me, 19. I'm not great talking online tho, but I enjoy the content. I'm a new frog to all this

Maddie

Is there a way/any plans to post the video version in the future?

Anonymous

more cum and porn pls

Anonymous

i’m simply here for the postcards. i might resell them to children for $50 i don’t know yet though./j

Luis Lopez

Will the extra podcast be released on video too?

Anonymous

$5 for the boys

Anonymous

Ludwig, the Family guy girl that you dated knew you made that YouTube video. She was dating you for Family Guy clout.

NelsonCirca

Demanding the video

Raza Ahmed

Is there going to be a video for the premium episode?

Anonymous

ay, reading porn is fun wtf?

Anonymous

Will you add the normal episodes to the custom podcast feed?

octjankus2

holy balls is that the milkman video?????

TheOnePieceIsActualyDickTHECockJohnson

My college roommates and I would watch funny plot videos and just laugh like "Dad thinks I'm mom" and the classic Lisa Ann " Bathtub Lifeguard" 🤣

Anonymous

ludwigs gonna tell that whole story n not drop the link? smh

Pinz

Would it be possible to get these bonus episodes in video format? I personally prefer that over audio but either way it's great.

Anonymous

Jahova is still on youtube, he has 1.6 million subs and his videos have been getting less than 10k over the past few months

Anonymous

Is there a video version of this?

Anonymous

this is gonna be fantastic

Woppe ten

hey would love the episodes to be in a video format thanks

Anonymous

Video pweez? 👉👈

Anonymous

Please upload the video of the podcast too, nothing brings me joy quite like slime's shiny ass head

Anonymous

absolutely love the videos people upload the vid of this

Pinz

A my name is Alice

Anonymous

hearing nick talk about his old gamertag has given me vietnam flashbacks to when i got owned by him years ago and now im paying for extra content on his podcasts... gg's only

TinyTim

lets make em richer than ludwig just to fuck w him

Anonymous

Much like Lud I also used to read porn but I’m a lesbian so I don’t know if that’s the kind of solidarity he was looking for

Megan Green

Id honestly prefer less questions and more just the boys chatting and shooting the shit. this was dope tho! I agree that a video version would be sick too.

Anonymous

i would like to claim my seat at the "was a privileged piece of shit who had his parents buy him a Hauppauge HD PVR" table

Anonymous

Money well spent

Anonymous

I will never regret buying this

Raul Maldonado

The faze house is the best tho cus they faze up bruh W faze up lmaooooo

Anonymous

Does this teir of the pod only come with extra audio? i was looking forward to just continuing the vid

Anonymous

Noted.

Anonymous

Ludwig Ranks Every Hardcore Drug

comfy

I value the $5 tier at $3 but i will still pay $5 to support this

Ur Boy

how are we supposed to see the porn video when it's only audio!?!?!?!!11

Anonymous

I would honestly love a house tour, it's like getting more personal with the creators you like and it's always awesome to check the setups of each one of you idk

Daren LeCount

after Lud described the video i immediately knew it has to beOG mudbone. Those videos were spread around my entire Middle School trying to find out if he was real.

karma shorthop

def worth the money ty for more content

Usama

Here to support the milly/yr dream :)

Anonymous

This shit is the best thing I've ever spent money on thanks

Anonymous

def worth the money

Zolboo Tsengel

Could we get a vid format?

Anonymous

Lud name checking A My Name is Alice violently activated synapses that I hadn’t used since high school

Anonymous

I love this shit man

Tommy

This was honestly so good, thank u guys

Anonymous

Any chance we could get the video along with the audio?

Luke Sanderson

Can we get the extended with video?

Anonymous

Ludwig referencing Meatspin.com and Lemon Party in the same week. I’m f’n crying!😂😂

Jake Murray

The heroin convo struck a nerve gg 😞

G-SUS

Listening to this for the third time, worth the money 100%

Anonymous

I refuse to pay more than $15 a month I will not conform. I will break the system, I WILL beat the man.

Anonymous

Will you guys end up posting full episodes (with the bonus included) so we don't have to switch from podcast service and then to patreon for bonus? Just an idea. Love the bonus

theyard

Maybe when we grow substantially larger. Right now, it’s important to us that we grow in viewership and splitting the viewership makes that much harder to get up in that algorithm

Anonymous

contributing to get nick quit his job and become another cog in the mogul moves machine

Anonymous

when Aiden is talking about the frame-by-frame stick figure animation thing, is he talking about Pivot??? I used to use a program called Pivot to make dumb little stick figure animations and I completely forgot about it until you guys started talking about stick figures lmao

Samuel Jasek

Ludwig I too read erotica as a teensman. That basically makes us the same person

Kalyn

idk why but it brought me joy to know nick hasnt seen lotr and doesnt care about it

astr0duck

Grew up watching a ton of call of duty too and had NO IDEA about that stuff with onlyusemeblade, actually insane

PedritoElMaldito

As a fellow porn reader, i too remember A, my name is Alice

Vesin_

Vine 2 was basically like music.ly if yall remember that

Asorous

I just finished listening to episode 6 on Spotify, the entire time I was like I don't need the extra premium stuff. By the end, it broke me. Great stuff!

Jason Queen

Slime I did the same thing as a kid where I’d draw in paint and then make it into a cartoon in windows movie maker

Anonymous

I know ~10/12 people who did heroin late highschool/early college. All from the same extended friend group. 3 left alive.

Sean

Literotica….I know what you mean fellow cultured reader

Anonymous

coming back to this episode about lud taking about youtube hits different

Yanko

I take it no videos exist before ep 9? Not that the videos work but... still nicer to watch than just listen.

smokedpenguin

episode 6 is the only one without video. some may still be down as vimeo took down all their vids, i'd recheck the video section of the patreon, might be out of order since they had to reupload the early ones

Squillz

Is there no premium episode 1-5? I'm assuming the first bonus was after the 6th episode of the regular podcast?

Anonymous

yes, u assumed correctly. also just fyi there’s no video for premium ep 6 the videos start back up at ep 7 but it’s out of order so you have to manually search for it

Anonymous

Lmao Izzy Gets Hosed was also the first porn video I ever saw from my friends at school, scarred me for life.

butler18

That’s crazy you asked about Jahova. Only came across him a few years ago. He gets like barely 10k views now.