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Anthony called his dad to ask him to tell the story of the time he went to an orgy in San Francisco.  

This is that phone call. 

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Anonymous

finished one piece so im starting this

Emma

definitely worth the $5 just for this

Quiet Vegeta

Wish they would have had him on as a guest

AndersHour

My sorrow of not hearing the famous line “Pulling my pud” was immediately vaporized by “macaroni clitoris”

Anonymous

Macaroni Clitoris bout to be my new username

susie

"my little pinga"

Aidan Mark

Do I comment for the algorithm here too?

Anonymous

Slime's dad is so painfully italian

Anonymous

It’s like he’s been waiting for this moment the way he instantly went into beautiful story telling

Anonymous

What a storyteller damn, he'd make a great streamer

Anonymous

So confused, neither the Fillmore or the Winterland are anywhere close to Grant & Vallejo - something doesn't add up

MickCurry

Slime’s dad reminds me of every dad i every met growing up in Jersey

theyard

i think he was just talking about his time in SF in general, i cut out a few parts of him just kinda talking about his trip - slime

SmeefDong

Not only did he jump right in to the story when you told him your friends were there, he did that while his own buddies were in the room. fuckin amazing

Anonymous

This sounds like it could be sampled for an interlude on Slime's debut album

Scrando

I love the other guy in the background

capnsquishy

man, there was no hesitation telling that story, he knew every detail like the back of his hand

Anonymous

This man had that story locked and loaded, he was waiting to tell that story again

Anonymous

this guy has the story memorized word for word lol

Alanna M

Beautiful

Anonymous

dope story

Anonymous

My money is worth this 100%

Anonymous

This was worth the 5 dollars a month

Anonymous

i can only wish for a macaroni clitoris

Anonymous

Inspirational 👏

Anonymous

This is my favorite patreon 😂

Hunter Kennedy

Where the fuck do you get pulling my pud and macaroni clitoris from?!?!?

Sean

What a trip

Anonymous

This happened in 69’ man this is perfect

Anonymous

im just upset that he didnt say he pulled his pud

Hamish Ritchie

bro no hesitation he tells it what a king

Rohan Swami

Macaroni clitoris

Anonymous

The guy in the background on his dad's end putting it input made it even better lmao

Anonymous

A fucking legend holy shit

Anonymous

This sounds exactly like a Joey Diaz story and i love it.

Anonymous

Incredible

Anonymous

Well worth signing up for Patreon

Captain Dirtbeard

i signed up, quite literally, just to hear this.

Vesin_

This is THE FUNNIEST THING I think I've ever heard.

bossmanbozo

this was so worth signing up holy shit

Dixon Yamouf

this is fucking hilarious

Anonymous

<3 :’(

Anonymous

Rest in Peace, what a great story teller :'(

LordeofClover777

Sounds like a really funny guy <3

faceless

I just listen to episode 4 again and i wonder if he ever told him his life story

Anonymous

By far the funniest phone call ever

Mayo

He was such a nice guy. Lots of love to Slime and everyone. Truly gold.

Anonymous

R.I.P Legend ❤️

Anonymous

HOLY SHIT I SCREAMED WHEN AT 2 MINUTES WE ALL THE SUDDEN FIND OUT HE IS TELLING THIS STORY AROUND OTHER PEOPLE

Anonymous

Slime’s dad sounds exactly like my uncle. They probably have similar stories too lol

Seeb

why does his dad sound a lil hispanic after a while

Anonymous

macaroni cliTORis

mikeygenes

RIP to a Legend