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  • 00:00:00 - slime's gun

  • 00:01:09 - replacing ludwig

  • 00:01:36 - alexsmokesmid speedrunning

  • 00:02:11 - the nuzlocke

  • 00:03:21 - cheating in games

  • 00:06:43 - the game genie was a landmark case

  • 00:08:00 - being 30

  • 00:09:52 - 'punching' a flight

  • 00:13:00 - nick was witnessed a hit and run

  • 00:21:09 - firefighters

  • 00:25:20 - what would you do before being hit by a motorcycle?

  • 00:27:50 - fort bragg

  • 00:28:50 - john mayer 'hood pass'

  • 00:32:33 - what is the last funny movie you've seen?

  • 00:40:00 - deadpool is cringe

  • 00:40:31 - aidens thoughts on marvel films

  • 00:43:50 - southern drawl

  • 00:45:31 - channel 5 balls guys

  • 00:47:20 - aggressive drivers

  • 00:48:46 - the aiden solo episode

  • 00:55:50 - black mirror

  • 00:57:46 - making candy sexual

  • 00:59:30 - zombie games

  • 01:00:31 - elden ring is high art

Comments

ALEX BREEDON

Just listened to the whole audio version and this drops…..😔 can i get a rip in the chat

Oofaloofagus

I've never seen alexsmokesmid and I saw him him in the ad read and I was wtf is that zipper.

Kalyn

Tryna get my nerd roped

Tom

Is that Bruce Printstream

Father Boots

Elden Ring on mouse and keeb is perfectly acceptable, we are few but we are strong

Cold

people recognising elden ring as high art makes me so happy

Ryan Weaver

tryna get my charleston chew'd

Anthony Snider

I turn 31 in 2 months and I got hit with my second round of gaming industry lay offs in the last 2 years. 31 is in fact going to be worse than 30 lmao, Slime speaking the truth

Trissten

The talk about them not making comedies anymore has me emotionally charged

FinalFantazC

I got hit by a guy speeding not signaling when i was on a bike. He gave me a fake phone number and threw a bag of the shittiest weed ive ever seen at me as he sped off and said “that’s for the pain.” Meanwhile the new roommate, i will regret ever taking in out of pity, is standing there going “i dono how to get to the new house” instead of calling the cops or asking if I’m ok. I was dazed so i just got picked up by another roommate and said i just wanted to go sleep. I woke up in a shit ton of pain… go to the hospital if u get hit by a car guys. Don’t be me… luckily just super bruised and my bike tanked the car. Still ride it to this day 👍

Thomas

alex is a good podcaster

Emilio Ontiveros

how i see the word teenager is now forever changed

Trissten

Slime NOOO IT IS VAATI AHHHH

Lee McElhatten

Tryna get my Charleston chewed.

Remi Rottie

Slime shouting out Tarnished Archeologist further proves he is, in fact, a real one

eveiee

i just think it would be really funny for slime to get into nier lore the way he's into elden ring lore. he's played automata this isn't that insane

transbunnygirl

if you want a fun zombie game play killing floor 2

Thomps

alex never misses

Pinz

elden ring stuck at 60 fps is why I cant play it. it's just so lazy of the devs

Angel Macias

I think elden ring just intimidates me with the different builds. I've been putting it off but I guess I'll give it a genuine try this weekend

Demix

I'd let the homies milky my way

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dude i just started playing elden ring for the first time in the past like two weeks, it's actually incredible. i've played dark souls 2 and put it down within 10 hours but i'm 55 hours into elden ring.

Isaac Koedood

Bruh Alex stopping all motion + staring at the camera at 4:20 at Aiden’s diabolical statement

Violet

PLEASE NICK PLAY SKER RITUAL AND SHOW IT TO ALEX

Mikian Musser

Is the audio worse on Patreon? I definitely feel like it’s different than YouTube.

Noah

bro alex is so funny

PaleWaffle

elden ring is beast and I can't wait for the dlc

Dmitri

my friend and i just replayed elden ring w/ seamless coop and he keeps telling me it’s the best game ive ever played. i want to disagree but cannot confidently put anything else above it

Johl

Genuinely compared to The Batman the Dark Knight trilogy is shit from an actual real life butt

Asterix

respect to nick for checking and offering not to call the cops 🙏👊

Forbes McKenzie

Nick not knowing the word screenagers is quite possibly the biggest mind fuck of my life

ramnslam

i hit 1200 hours in elden ring this week and no lie i still see new shit every now and then

ramnslam

top 3 game and its not 3 or 2

Quinn Thompson

I'm at 760 hours on elden ring playing rn, only game I've ever got this deep into challenge running

patrick

the thing about marvel is that the movies have always been this bad, we just don't remember the shitty mid ones from 20 years ago. like when was the last time you thought about the incredible hulk, or avengers age of ultron, or the first two thor movies

Austin Blodgett

Alex the goat, get him on here as a replacement more often

Ayden Stevens

The reason slime knows things and Alex doesn't is because Alex is from NC where we have some of the lowest education stats in the state rip

James Arrigan

Elden Ring is one of the best games ever. I definitely recommend it even if you've never played any from software game. There's ways to make it easier if youre struggling

inflatablepenguin

Being over 30 is the last thing I'd care about if a kid was making fun of me for it. Lemme drop an old cliche saying to cement my age here. The people who matter don't mind and the people who mind, well mate, they just don't matter.

Sib

51:30 so Nick should really look into Immanuel Kant (the philosopher) because Kant does agree that there are barely any acts that are good, because an act can only be truly moraly good and pure if you have not done it for the sake of yourself, but for the very fact that it is good and righteos. So even doing something really nice is not morally pure, because you get pleasure out of making others feel good

kron

A good ass silly comedy from last year- Joy Ride Wish it would have got more attention

BigW

We need slime to show up for his therapy appointment Dr.Aimen hinted at.

Dylan Petruska

Something that's so interesting about Elden Ring and the Souls games in general is how From has become masters of the "invisible difficulty slider". There's no menu to change the enemy health and damage. It's just you using the tools provided to make the game more or less difficult based on the experience you're looking for. ER is also just the most densely packed open world game that also allows you to completely ignore it and run straight to the legacy dungeons/bosses. It truly is a massive game that lets you play it in whatever way you want

Dalton Swain

oooo i had a game genie as a kid! didnt really know how to use it well but it made games that didnt wanna work by themselves actually be playable so that was cool :]

zongoliath

got so hyped when i saw alex was on the premo through the ads on the yt ep, he's gotta be a regular guest

Parker

@32:03 fuck calling an ambulance. My dad broke his left knee several years ago and drove himself to the hospital in order to not have the ambulance called 💀

shadenfreude

Slime's Dark Knight take is one of the only times I COMPLETELY disagree with him

Smoke

the comment about americans being trained to not use the ambulance is so true im 28 and p fucking broke and i had a heart attack a little while ago and the emts said that i was most likely having a panic attack but i could take the ambulance if i really wanted to so i didnt and 2 hours later my ex got home and i asked her to drive me to the hospital and i honestly thought i was going to die many times but especially during that drive so i get to the er and they say i was having a major heart attack and i ended up getting a bunch of clotting removed and had 2 stents put in so big true and scary shit because i dont do any drugs except for smoking some weed and i had a team of specialists from multiple hospitals around my bed trying to figure out what happened and turns out my biological mom had serious heart issues and i didnt know since i was adopted but thats why it happened just unlucky spawn rng i guess but yeah tru shit slime also sorry for the poor writing i literally paused a sheik v marth matchup for this and now im going to try to avoid getting tipped into the abyss wish me luck

Eddy R.

Alex is one of the of all time guests

5tee1ix

Re: selling drugs in the military My grandfather was a navigator in the navy and he would sell the fluid that they suspended their giant compass in to the entire ship since no booze was allowed on board, basically everclear and lighter fluid

JPBaerospace

nicks just doing side quests at this point

Biggest Nut

Just found out alex is actually 30 I thought it was a bit this whole time

Cam

When elden ring came out I was broke as hell working at pizza hut. A friend online bought the game for me as everyone else was playing so I could join the experience. It was so much fun to be part of the phenomenon of everyone knowing what it was like when they saw Radahn's second phase! Talked to a guy at a bar about the game for hours and he offered me a good job. Love elden ring.

Kyle Grillo

Aden’s first sentence immediately calls out his own autism

g d

if you enjoy Tarnished Archeologists check out Radagon is a mimic of Marika

Cooper Blake

Elden ring game of the decade

Alex V

shout out alex man

jeremy mullis

I have confidence the new Deadpool movie is going to be better than all the Marvel movies in the past 4 years

Shizz

i agree... i dont like most single player games and elden ring surprisingly took hundreds of hours of my life since release... ive beaten it countless times gotten to NG+7 numerous times and i never (at the time) even smelt a souls game disc...

Shizz

hope the girl reading this has a great day ;-P

Andrew Collins

Elden ring is in its own tier of games. It is genuine art.

Adam garrison

I played elden ring a lil bit but i dont fucking read but that game is fantastic

Anthony Filkins

Yall are straight wrong about not playing Elden Ring on mouse and keeb

Paul Sanford

Having Alex and Josh on the podcast so much on the pod these last few months has been a treat!

DOOM LUNGS

as one of the yard cholos i think a decent zombie game is state of decay 2. its a lil old now but its really good and really bad in the fun ways

Jacob Winkler

Elden ring is my favorite game ever :)

Boppin

Ricky Stanicky was pretty slapstick.

Alex

As an Alex from North Carolina who lost his accent after moving away, watching this feels like seeing Mufasa’s ghost in the clouds telling me to remember who I am

Caleb Bannister

I’d pay for tier 3 Patreon to watch Nick and Aiden play Elden Ring

Triplicata

"My dick is like a white supremacist. I've got a Benetton heart and a fuckin' David Duke cock" is a line from Dracula Flow

ETK

buddy looks like that guy from that movie about the nukes

delphox

ricky stanicky is a great 2024 comedy .. movie is like a 7.5-8 outta 10 but it gave my friends and i alot of joke content, makes a fun night if ur watching in a funny group

LISAAAA

I basically only ever play multiplayer movement shooters or other FPS games, I hate open world games, I hate single player games especially if they’re long because I usually ADHD brain after three days of grinding them, but I started Elden ring a few weeks ago and put 80 hours in in the first week. I just beat it two days ago it is atleast a top 3 game for me of all time now, I wanna go back and try other souls games, and I believe everybody should play it

Zach

Babes and Hundreds of Beavers are both awesome comedies from this year... they're still out there

Marzura

Elden Ring made me depressed, not because it was bad time but because I can't experience it for the first time ever again. It's the only time I felt that way about anything.

Whorge

Alex main ep when?

Wildstar

I tried, but I don't like the souls games- I do think they are still good games, but they're not for me

LISAAAA

I thought the same thing when it came out two years ago tbh, I tried for a few hours to get into the game but just couldn’t make myself but I’ve been bored of every fps game I play recently and that’s what really drove me

Skullzy Slice

Elden Ring is an absolute masterpiece. I got into Dark Souls back in 2012 while watching Northernlion and I have been hooked on the series ever since. Elden Ring is a game i absolutely would recommend to anyone to play. Especially before the DLC comes out

Nick

Man Elden ring is a banger. Sadly I'm away for work and can't play the expansion till I'm back which means trying to avoid spoilers 😞

Jtag

Elden ring is the only souls game I’ve played that I never finished. Got maybe halfway through and just stopped playing and I’ve never went back.

Demented Bean

Aiden and I are the same. We played Pokémon into our early teens then played almost exclusively multiplayer games into the present.

Faye852

My boyfriend bought me Elden Ring because he wanted to watch me play one of his favorite games, I think it’s artistically beautiful and the music is really good. However I just have a hard time with games that are difficult and it’s 100% a skill issue. I just get really discouraged and stop playing games like that for months at a time because I get stuck and find it difficult to want to keep going. I think it’s fun but I find myself wanting to explore more than fight things and I know fighting things is the only way to get better🥲

Brit Ditch

Elden ring is a game that I think everybody should play or at least give a genuine attempt at least once. It reminded me how fun single player games are.

Luke Mercer

If you want a high art video game play Outer Wilds. Definition of the best artistic game

glow2k

idk who alex is but he's now my favorite guest

Pave papi

Just finished Lorelei and the Laser Eyes the other day, and that game is also high art. One of the best puzzlers ever i think. If you like puzzle games you should 1000% try it out. Its got actual good and challenging puzzles, none of that bullcrap AAA "but the square box in the square hole" typa puzzles. You'll need a real life notebook fr.

Ahmay

Dark souls and Elden ring are amazing works of art! Ruined other games for me but it was worth it.

Parker Boice

alex funniest guest yet, imo

poncie17

love when Alex is on, good vibes, really funny

drum

I tried to get into Dark Souls for years because I always heard how good it was but was never able, even though I'm a huge RPG fan lol. Kept trying occasionally over the years to see if it would click, but it never did until Elden Ring. Even at the start I didn't enjoy it and was getting frustrated because I wasn't used to the combat lol once I got used to it though, it finally clicked and it is one of the best games ive ever played hands down. I did look up things in order to understand mechanics, but tried to avoid looking at specifics to keep surprises which I think is a good compromise for Souls games in particular because they are definitely obtuse at first. I've since gone back and played the other Souls games and had a way better time since I'd already cleared the hump lol

drum

I had the exact same experience as you lol definitely give the other games a try again, they were a lot better after everything clicked with Elden Ring

Kola

Its crazy how right they are about elden ring. The souls games will be immortalized in olympian marble while we are actual sand lost to time

Stevie

similar shit happened to me as the motorcycle hit and run story, cops don't give a shit. had a semi truck run me off the road and my car flipped twice into a ditch. had two people in the car with me. dude just kept driving. cops asked me what happened while i was concussed and bleeding everywhere, wouldn't take my boyfriend's statement after he mentioned he was my boyfriend (we're gay) and told the EMTs he was fine. told us to just get in the ambulance and stop asking when we asked if we could get our phones to contact family cus we were out of town. cops always suck.

Tobias Noel

Ludwig with his new gaming company should make a remake of the jack jack incredible airplane game

Sergio Calderon

I'd like to give slime the cholo card pls

Dartanian Labajo

Doing a backflip off of the motorcycle, landing, then proceeding to get cleanly swept off your feet by said motorcycle

izzy

this was such a good vibes episode, alex is gonna go big time one day i always love him on here

Hyatt Hershberger

Playing elden ring while they were hyping it up felt really good

Jenkins

Elden Ring is truly a work of art. Whenever it first released I was 17 and had a girlfriend. Then I proceeded to pour 375 hours into it within the first month of it being out which inevitably led to my gf dumping me. Which prompted me to pour another 150 hours in a ng+ playthrough. That was two years ago I’m still single with now over 750 hours in the game and I don’t regret a single minute of it

IansPoorChoices

Elden right was my favorite game in my 23 years of life. I never played a souls before and I expected it to be a cheap rage game. But it was actually just high art

McZarya

Not the aimen sauga slander

Shay

i’m on my wayne’s world shit

Sleeepy (edited)

Comment edits

2024-06-16 14:49:20 I cried listening to the solo ep while my gf was asleep in the car next to me as I drove us to a wake
2024-06-16 13:47:06 I cried listening to the solo ep while my gf was asleep in the car next to me as I drove us to a wake Also Elden Ring might genuinely be the single greatest game that has released in the past decade

I cried listening to the solo ep while my gf was asleep in the car next to me as I drove us to a wake Also Elden Ring might genuinely be the single greatest game that has released in the past decade

Isaac Nishimura

Ngl, Slime might be right. I can’t remember the last time I went down a wikipedia article post-2018 when tiktok came out

FatDaddy McDaniel

i need a skit with Alex and Nut like on some clerks shit

Tactical Ninja45

motorcycles are therapy i love mine it calms me down everyday.

Criko Alatraca

So cool Aimen mentioned Mississauga, I didnt think anyone had heard of my small hometown :))