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  • 00:00:00 - ludwig isn't doing the ads...
  • 00:01:55 - busting across the finish line
  • 00:06:06 - joshman 
  • 00:06:47 - why zipper didn't show the goatse picture
  • 00:07:45 - elon musk and the woke awards
  • 00:09:57 - slime's tweet and the drama around it
  • 00:24:28 - aidens nightmare uber ride
  • 00:34:43 - nick plays COD with a guy on parole
  • 00:38:27 - old people are trapped on the amazon ring app
  • 00:41:52 - PEMDAS
  • 00:43:49 - QT is addicted to league
  • 00:45:24 - international womens month on the yard
  • 00:49:59 - we need to be nice to shake
  • 00:51:21 - DougDoug is jacked
  • 00:56:53 - nick hates the doc martens shop
  • 01:00:02 - thanks for watching

Comments

Chance Roberson

1 minute in and I’ve already heard the worst Donald trump impression ever

lustava.

Rangel up that mail lady slime has mentioned

angelica

ngl very cringe to buy starbucks

Murkus

the akira toriyama thing hit harder when I watched slime's stream after and remembered he had the slimes from dragon quest as sub badges, an ICONIC akira toriyama design

Noah N

Bro I HATE that I finally got "shotting ropes" out of my vocab for the yard boys to force the ropes back down my throat

SP

Its crazy nick and aiden haven’t watched a single dragon ball episode. They are prime age to have watched dragon ball z abridged on yt growing up too.

Caleb Bannister

Would love another QT episode this month

Waits

Nick bringing up the smiths and the Beatles and Slime bringing up the raiders has made me feel so seen as a Mexican man from Los Angeles

TheOneFallen

Who cares about woman you should have LazyMattman, Jack Jesus himself on the pod. The guy, the creature, the myth that carried Slime to EVO

Jazzei

I must be clinically insane bc I think aiden is right the answer is one

intravenous_cocaine_user

the guitar center hack is you just fuck off to the accoustic corral immediately and they stop taking you seriously

MIMI

not really feeling this episode but we move

nEn

I promise retail commission is nothing like auto tech, I get 1% of a $125 sale up to 7% of a $400+ sale. It's pretty shit and I understand not wanting to "lose" but also, they're making maybe 12 an hour to try and sell you those docs lmao.

Eddie

sam or qt on the pod would be a1 for this month

Sunny D

Have Stephanie Patrick on the podcast

Fletcher DeRouen

Having Maya on would be fucking insane

Vermin lord

insane that aiden managed to fail every charisma check in that uber

Harrison Nichols

Slime's tweet has to be the most innocuous celebrity death tweet of all time.

Chase

Hack for anyone trapped in the retail sales mini-game: try on whatever you're interested in, pick out the exact colors you want, and then buy that shit on your phone and walk out. Nobody gets commission and you still get exactly the thing you wanted.

Isaac Nishimura

damn i just learned that twomad died

Ben

Nothing is worse than “puzzles” that are just puzzling because they’re vague. To me PEMDAS puzzles are the epitome of that.

Asif Sattar

you should look into some of the stuff that's come out about him recently

BigW

Stretch Goal: Honey-Boo-Boo. Otherwise the Mythical Kitchen chefs are doing the podcast rounds rn, why not cooking on the yard?

PotatoSnatcher

Christy Carlson Romano on the yard?

Papa

Just hit a couple bowls and got some ice cream let’s goooo

Becca

Everyone on my neighborhood ring app is constantly hearing loud booms. Not to mention all the loose dogs running around!

cosmo y astro

40:51 very in sync minivan stanley cup beverly hills moms moment from nick and slime

Raul Gutierrez

Aimen stories are always a treat, another week another banger

S

such a good episode

Medin Lihari

not to be cringe nerd but from what I know that division sign is not used in real math. you only use fractions. that question is written in a way where its ambiguous where the fraction is supposed to be so there's no correct answer

hebertexp

invite caroline kwan !! i think she would be rlly funny

Edwin Solis

online anime dudes just keep showing their complete lack of social skills. bringing up someones dead parents after they tweet about a dude they don't even personally know is fucking crazy. Once shit could turn irl, he devolved into a little worm so quick.

Axolotl_Pines

The most I’ve ever been complimented was when I went into a doc martens store. Like three staffers all complimented me on my outfit, and one was just passing by. And it wasn’t even consistent compliments they all liked something different, and now it makes so much more sense.

A S

With pemdas and multiplication/division and addition/subtracted, if there are multiple instance of the same step, they are solved from left to right

Drew Curry

MIDSMOKER34 EP WHEN?!?

WildMan

Roy Rogers are good too, it's like a Shirley Temple but for big strong burly men.

inflatablepenguin

I saw that tweet and it was not bad at all in my opinion. Like deserved ZERO backlash. He didn't make fun of the guy all he did was say (as i read it) "wow what a shit way to learn this guys name who else wishes they'd known sooner." I said this in a reply on the tweet but I saw Slimes tweet and was like "I know right" I'd only just learnt his name as well because of his death. I get why the weebs were being cringe af (standard) but their grief meant their reactions to it were stupid as hell.

Michael Coggins

I played warzone on and off for a couple years. it is an absolutely wild experience like no other. You will hear less hard Rs in a KKK meeting than there. I put on a pretty good voice changer once to sound female, and holy fuck, males on CoD are the most smooth brained animals on the world. It's basically like you're in 2002 4chan.

patrick

first slime beef where he's just 100% in the right. like i didn't know the name of the guy who made dragon ball

patrick

i think weebs are just mentally stunted humans

Strider

I think they could get AustinShow and Jerma as the last 2 women's month guests and it's just as viable

Tyler Pierce

Cant Slime just stream it but with no camera or microphone? It seems to simple.

JManVlogz

I thought slimes tweet was about Goku

Peri

tbh even though aiden is objectively the funniest person for that uber interaction to happen to, it was probably really beneficial for that driver to talk with someone who was genuinely empathetic but maybe running low on the mental energy to fully express it, than someone who didn’t really care but could feign sympathy for the ride duration

Kyle Payne

Slime's tweet is harmless and honestly it just comes from a place of ignorance towards the anime scene. Toriyama was likely one of the only people in the anime world which people DID know the name of (next to Hayao Miyazaki of Ghibli fame), because Dragon Ball Z single-handedly created a generation of weebs. Slime didn't know Toriyama, and the same thought as everyone has had when someone famous is trending, he thought "Who?", likely expecting some communal agreement, but to no surprise it was the opposite; yeah, maybe a little bit tasteless, but definitely didn't deserve the outcome.

Taro

new beerio cart offshoot idea, everyone has to run a 200m or 400m dash but you gotta sling at least 1 rope during the race and you can't be running while doing so

Jip214

Bro what's the answer to the math problem. Is it 1 or 9?

Aaugustana

They should get Samwich on the yard or Caroline

Johl

Honestly I was fully on slimes side the entire twitter thing until he revealed he's a fan of dragon ball and even said he didn't know the dude that made cowboy bebop despite it being one of his favorites. Obviously what the other dude said was still insanely out of line but I think it's crazy to not know at least the names of the people behind your favorite media, and to then assume others don't aswell is even crazier and makes it feel like he has some sort of mental disconnect.

Andrew Hawthorne

9 cause when the (1+2) has been solved the parentheses are taken out of the equation, then you to division and multiplication in a linear fashion

box lover

I am important so do what I say : Jodi on yard

box lover

I have one more comment of importance left in me so do what I say again : Fanfan on yard

Ted Smith

The notation is ambiguous, it doesn't have a singular "answer" the way other equations do.

Josephine Filey

Disappointed the boys don’t know a Shirley Temple with alcohol is called a dirty Shirley

hayden boydston

i’m sorry but as a track athlete i have to say this, they measure your time at the end of a race by your chest not the first thing that crosses the line. i hate this because it debunks the first 6 minutes of this podcast

Cm0n

It’s cheese because no one uses the division sign, but it still is nine

Vilmer

Unusual Slime situation imo, he was completely right in his tweet, I do not believe for a second that the majority of the people who tweeted about him knew of him before he passed, however it was still a terrible tweet

Kenny reges

Nicks doc Martin story is hilarious as someone in retail because the salesman/woman violated a primary rule which is called indifference to the sale. Essentially meaning don’t be desperate, you want to be accommodating but you can’t act like this sale makes your life. While Nick might be being petty, he also taught them a valuable lesson in sales ironically enough.

Grace Grayson

on the main pod nick said his fear is that he will never make anything important. the yard is built mainly from nick, and the yard has very important sociological impact for americans + english speaking people that are trying to survive in america's complex matrix (esp white american young boys that have awful online pipelines specifically targeted to them because they are white). a young man watching the yard is 10x better off than a young man watching other popular men's podcasts / content. I know how ridiculous this may sound but I'm serious! my point is nick if you're reading this you have already accomplished an astonishing feat of giving mainly young men a respite from bigoted content, and more insidious, normal-seeming content laced with bigotry. all love to you and the other yard boys.

James Robertson

Re pemdas. Lud is kinda right cause thats the default for when its typed out But aimen is more right cause they are abusing the division symbol and no specificying how much of the rest is underneath the division or not. It’s just a poorly written problem that is valid either way without anything else

James Conway

Toriyama also did all the character designs for chrono trigger and the dragon quest series. I’m not sure if slime has played those games but I feel like his name is brought up like almost every time those games are talked about these days.

Arielle

Sleepless nights of league into full days of highschool and farm work fueled my feeble estrogen antics

Arielle

Also kyedae would be an amazing guest she was fire in unpaid intern

Daph

having shake on during womens history month might be peak

Thothrax

STEM major here, Slime is right about the PEMDAS thing, if the 2 is on the parenthesis it's considered part of the parenthesis, so you do it first, the answer is 1. Ludwig is just trolling because he knows one rule but not all of them

Thothrax

It's 1, non-Stem people never seem to remember that the 2 being on the parenthesis means it's part of the parenthesis, it's a weird formatting quirk that supersedes everything else

Daniel Lopez

I would have LOVED to hear slime’s unique experience in the Sajam Tekken Slam about 1000x more than hearing yet another “Slime did something on twitter that upset people” story for like 30 minutes

Zach Orvis

Guest idea for women’s herstory month: Northern Lion’s daughter

Trisha Miller

I meeeeean I did mention y’all on my podcast (I am woman. And autistic.) Perfect fit, I think. @storyoftrish on TikTok.

Kneg

Magi on Yard woo???

53n831

crazy to imagine slime using the DQ slime and not knowing who toriyama is

53n831

It’s 1

53n831

crazy they just let lud to be the authority on math

thebrewsky26

Lisa Gilroy is goated

dee

tippin on my

Ken -_-

Slime saying he worked at Land Rover is the realest shit he’s ever said

oaka

As a listener I'm almost always with the boys on telling Slime he did something dumb... but his tweet was so incredibly innocuous. None of his assumptions are abnormal relative to the vast majority of people.

oaka

Him not knowing the guys name is one of the most normal things I've ever heard. I think you grossly overestimate the amount of people that care at all about who created what. People have lives, they watch something and look no further. And assuming others have a similar viewpoint to you based on how many times this person's name has come up in one's own life (assuming zero) is also incredibly normal and human... Deducing a "mental disconnect" is an ironic self-report.

Johl

When I said mental disconnect I just meant between him and the cultures surrounding the show and most other DB fans. And honestly I don't really think that not know the names of people that make you're faves is normal, mostly just because their names are usually plastered all over the media as the first thing you see in the credits or online when you search it up or a million other places. There's no way you don't just passively learn it at some point unless you're actively rejecting that information from entering your brain.

carpetburns

Have samwitch on? It’d be pretty good

Jostin

Respectfully, tweeting ab not knowing the dbz mangaka’s name the day he passed away was kinda crazy lol, but the guy was definitely a dickhead

EDDIE

ur just wrong bro its very common, like knowing who wrote a book or directed a movie

EDDIE

he was being annoying the day a very well respected person died

Daniel

I do hope Twomad was miserable tho. It wasn’t for shock value. He was just a genuinely horrific person

Jacob Atencio

I was walking my dog at the dog beach today, and theres 2 white women standing there, surrounded by 9 dogs. Without any precursor, I say “jeez, how is it taking care of 9 dogs?”, and without skipping a beat she says “They really take care of each other.”

Nick McWilliams

am I weird in thinking that mangakas should be referred to as writers instead of celebrities? Like they're obviously different, but I wouldn't refer to most writers as celebrities, even if their stuff gets picked up for movies or shows, though it's definitely a different environment.

ThePlainCrocodile

feels weird to use the argument that he it was a celebrity death and joking about those are ok considering the premise of the entire tweet was that he was a nobody that no one knew the name of

Temojikato

ngl, as a huge anime nerd and self-proclaimed weeb, I would even wanna punch that YTer in the fkng face just knowing he's a shithole x)

Andy Hackett

I'm not stem and it can be either 1 or 9 depending on how you interpret the equation, because the equation itself is ambiguous. Here: https://math.berkeley.edu/~gbergman/misc/numbers/ord_ops.html

SrDezi

Brittany Broski for woman month would be cool

Drbustdown

Just got out of military training, downloaded tekken. Gotta say, Steve is goated, I’d get my shit rocked by slime

TenaciousDealer

Aiden is such a nice person :)

Grayson

Brittney Broski on the yard would be so funny

EDDIE

to say he deserved zero backlash is insane man

inflatablepenguin

Disagree completely. Not everything "deserves" backlash. Especially when approached in bad faith.

Yv

honesty without compassion is cruelty

Chris Cole

They think the issue is whether or not they should get two more women for the podcast but they don't consider whether or not there are women who want to do the podcast. Smh. But getting Caroline to go on the Yard before she goes on Fear & would be funny

Tyler B.

my friend worked at a couple guitar center locations and my other friend was a manager, corporate is really pushy about insurance and credit card apps but (almost) all the employees hate how annoying they come off

Hams

Nah Nick deadass just try the shoes on for size in store. If you're really not vibing with the sales person buy them online 100%. As a previous slave to the retail life in Aus the shit we say to you is usually what we are already thinking. It just comes off strong when strangers gass you up but it's a retail assistants job to do that. We would never say something we like about your appearance if we didn't actually mean it honestly..... or maybe that's just my experience, take it with a grain of salt LMAO

Hams

100% agree if you think they are making commission and you don't vibe with them. Use retail to try on styles and sizes. If you fuck with the sales associate though deffs buy off them

Hams

cool in theory as shes funny as fuck but she doesn't know anything abut he gaming world so it might be jarring

Evan Click

Nick: Among us 🐱🐱

BrandoBobando

In the western world they may not be celebrities, but go to japan and say Eiichiro Oda is not a celebrity

BrandoBobando

Alright man, no need to insult a huge amount of people for no reason. Granted the weebs did overreact, but we’re not ALL stunted

Kyle Grillo

That tweet is just so stupid slime

Toby

Shirley temple and a shot of vodka is called a dirty Shirley

megan

that slime tweet was so dumb but going after someones dead parents is just so fucked no matter what i automatically am against them

David Cropp

re: PEMDAS puzzle. The notation is poor so the answer could be either 9 or 1. It's pretty stupid.

Edwin Garcia

Bro Aiden looks really cute this ep...

B

the tweet was about not knowing the name, not implying that he was a nobody. the two don’t equate in this scenario. it’s crazy that you would think that slime is implying he’s a nobody after literally just hearing him explain his thought process when making the tweet in detail

B

i don’t even think that’s what slime is saying. you’re conflating not knowing his name with not knowing him, which can equate sometimes but just doesn’t here. plenty probably didn’t know his name exactly, but many if not most people tweeting knew of him

B

not knowing something yourself is one thing… but to not know something, see that other people seem to know the thing you don’t know, and immediately coming to the conclusion of “they must all be faking there’s no way all these people know his name” is not and should not be considered normal. only person self reporting is you announcing you apparently suffer from the same social autism as slime man

B

i pray to god you have come to the realization that this is a horribly lame comment in the weeks since posting. just projecting whatever weirdo insecurities you have in your head on to benign innocuous comments on patreon. you are a loser

B

because then why would people choose to watch his stream? people watch for the personality, not because he’s good at the games he plays. if they’re watching for only gameplay they would likely pick a better player to watch that also has a personality that shows through the camera and mic

B

also nobody would say “you’re so cool” to you ever so take that

B

someone dying and you first response being to go on the internet and say “did anyone even know that guys name” is not “subjectively annoying”, you just share slimes autism. this was not an innocent tweet, slime even admits as much. the point is to get a rise out of people by joking about how you don’t know the name of a guy they’re upset died. there’s nothing subjective to being annoyed by that, someone making light of whatever your feelings are for a situation for likes on the internet is something very typically annoying and would annoy most people. i think you’re interpreting it too favorably for whatever reason, probably bias since you also didn’t know the name

Johl

Responding again because someone else did and reminded me of this but youe reply really is just super stupid honestly. If you genuinely don't believe the average person learns the names of the people that make their favorite shows or movies you're essentially just assuming that most people go about their lives being the most unobservant lame people in existence. Any normal person instantly wants to know who made a piece of media they enjoy so they can then seek out more media by that person. That is some of the most normal behavior any human could ever do and people of all ages and backgrounds do it every day for every type of media. If YOU don't do that, then honestly you're just really fucking weird.

inflatablepenguin

Disagree. You know why. Because it's subjective.

Tyler Pierce

I don't think that's always true considering the amount of success game walk-throughs have on YouTube. I've watched so many where the person playing has no camera and doesn't talk. Just plays. People will watch anything. Also who cares if people watch when I think Lud just wanted to watch him play it anyway.