Staying In Kayfabe (Patreon)
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In professional wrestling, kayfabe /ˈkeɪfeɪb/ (also called work or worked), as a noun, is the portrayal of staged events within the industry as "real" or "true", specifically the portrayal of competition, rivalries, and relationships between participants as being genuine and not staged.
I work for a special company. Whenever a performer wants to step away from the spotlight, I assume their role. My most recent assignment was Jade Cargill. She had recently become a mother and wanted to be there for her child. That’s where I came in.
Jade is really nice in real life. She was there every step of the way as I became her. I always thought she was beautiful, but now that I was in her body…I was fucking gorgeous! She even helped me to learn how to wrestle, speak, and act just like her.
When I first stepped into the arena, I felt butterflies in my stomach. The real Jade was at home with her child and I was on my own. Thankfully, the other performers were super kind to me and helped me find my way around backstage.
Jade’s manager quickly got me into character. I felt like a woman possessed as her music hit and I walked out. My first match was against a young girl. Her name was Skye and she was adorable. I couldn’t help but think that I could become her if she wanted to take a break.
The match was very short. I quickly got the victory and celebrated back stage. I couldn’t believe it actually worked. I looked amazing in the ring and I actually won! The real Jade texted me after the match and congratulated me.
AEW is having a women’s tournament for a new belt. I don’t know who my next opponent is but I’m really excited for it.
If you see “that bitch” Jade Cargill, it could be me! Wish me luck in my next match!