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Dungeons and Dergans (Patreon)

Published:
2021-11-14 17:00:07
Imported:
2021-11

Content

Reni as a dungeon master with Team B, suggested by Glassan!

Reni shrunk herself in size so she'd fit at the table.

Feel free to suggest other bad D&D ideas in place of Zen's.

See also: TK D&D 

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Anonymous

Natani: Yes! I get to roll stealth! *rolls* Keith: I don’t think a 1 is very good.

Mediawatcher

I love the look everyone is giving him, Especially Reni! 🤣

Pretorian

Interesting character choice for Raine.

Inu-Chan

Of course the bard wants to seduce the dragon. It's always the bard.

Anonymous

Lv 2 and already encountering a dragon

Anonymous

Nice callback to the Barbarian Raine sketch. EDIT: And the Druid Sythe sketch, almost forgot that one.

silver dragonia
>>71795821

i'm sure we could try this with some of the guys if they're up for a game and i'd be happy to bring snacks and drinks while we play and who should be choose as headmaster? maybe reni or raine? i'd vote for reni as she looks lovely

silver dragonia
>>71795909

maybe becouse she thinks him as her close friend? maybe if she considers me as her friend of any kind i'd try to make it as flirtiouse as possible in a teasing matter

Ordithus

Zen really needs to work on his pickup lines.

silver dragonia

i do hope there's others who'd play this with me i'd be happy to bring snacks and drinks and i hope someone else orders dinner i'd pitch in to pay for some of it and is that miss nibbly i see besides zen?

K_D Lawrence

Bards are probably the only reason sorcerers exist. They are the only ones horny enough to lay a dragon not slay it.

silver dragonia
>>71796220

maybe you could tell him to say: i'd love to cuddle with the dragon maybe she'd blush a little more with that

silver dragonia
>>71796363

the bards or sorcerers? i'd probably choose to be a sorcerer so i can magic and choose bard to entertain people and myself when i have time to spare

Kapłan Sekty Pieczarek

So we got: Bard Zen, Druid Sythe, Barbarian Raine and... Sorcerer Karen, Wizard Maren and Fighter Red?

Anonymous

Of course it has to be a bard, and Zen. Bards are typecast!

Anonymous
>>71796992

Oh I thought that was bard, looking at it again i see it's wizard.

Glassan

And that's how the game devolved into anarchy xD. Great work, Tom! P.S. Red's clearly making progress, choosing Fighter-woman rather than Fighter-man. :V

JasonAW3

Fricking wolf bards...

Anonymous

Reni- "Okay. Roll a dex save." Zen-"a dex save? Why?" Reni- "its a male dragon"

AlaricLives87

What have you done? Now you've awakened a new ship for fans to jump on!

Richard V.

Never underestimate the power of a Nat. 20 ;p

Xeidler Trayling

I attempt to marry or propose to the dragon

DiDiDi-X

Zen then rolls the dice and fails to seduce the dragon. Also, I really like the name of the chips they're eating "Chips or Whatever"

Lex

Cant say I wouldnt do the same

KaiserDunk

On a natural 20, a sadistic DM would make the dragon a violent stalker with a crush and give him too much of a good thing.

Kapłan Sekty Pieczarek

Reni: "Wait, come again?" Zen: "You heard me. I attempt to seduce the dragon!" Sythe (vetran D&amp;D): "Sigh... I warned you, but you didn't listen" Maren: "Can I take his stuff" Zen: "Hey!" Red: "Maren, we're team!" Zen: "Thank you-" Red: "We take his stuff equally" Zen: "Go to hell" Raine: "Zen, think about it. You, bard on level 2, want to seduce THE DRAGON" Zen: "So?" Raine: "I give up" Karen: "You can do it Zen!" Zen: "At least one person is optimistic" Reni: "You have to roll 20" Red: "There's no way" Sythe: "You've never played D&amp;D, haven't you?" Zen: "D20!!!" ... Reni: "You succesfully seduce the dragon" Zen: "Woo-hoo!" Reni: "Rolls constitution check" Zen: "Wh-what?" Reni: "Dragon is called Nora"

Roughlandin

Reni: "It works!" Zen: "But I didn't even roll for it yet." Reni: "Oh... R-Right. Reh-heh." *Blushy.* Zen: "...I rolled a 6." Reni: "It... still works!" Zen: "Nice!"

Roughlandin

Reni is cutest DM. Would something, something... dungeon her dragon any day! Also, I hope Raine brought enough Chips or Whatever to share with the whole table. :p Great job as always, Tom! Congrats, Glassan!

AlisterTX

I read that as "I attempt to seduce the dungeon" at first and found it way too funny

Cliff Warden
>>71795913

I wouldn't be surprised if she had some repressed anger to channel. Besides, that team would be super squishy if she were a wizard.

Anonymous

I would like to split the party

CrimsonQuill086

I need more of these...so many possibilities! (Nice callback to Barbarian Raine on her character sheet BTW)

RivCA

I've seen this one before. I almost have to drop the dialogue for the gag on this one. Reni: <i>Wait, what?</i> Zen: "You heard me, I want to seduce the dragon!" Sythe: "Masks, have mercy." Reni: <i>Uh, fine. Roll and see what happens.</i> She then proceeds to glance over her notes behind the screen. She and the red-haired fighter had brainstormed this happening ahead of time. *Zen rolls* Zen jumps up in triumph. "Yes! Natural 20!" Reni's jaw then cracks an ear-to-ear grin. Red spots this and also smiles broadly, but only nods. Reni: <i>The dragon grows to its maximum height saying, "Your insult will only grant you a swifter death!" Roll for initiative!</i> Zen: "Wait, what? I rolled a nat 20!" Red: "You did, but that only guarantees success in combat." He then rolls his own d20 to figure out initiative, and is not disappointed in the roll, for once. Raine: "Is it too late to run away?"

Anonymous

10x10 hallway: "I CAST FIREBALL!!"

Anonymous

Must be playing a bard.

Saberbeam
>>71804967

Maybe Nibbly and Sythe work as a team? He has all the luck with rolls and Nibbly handles the decisions and roleplaying? :D

Saberbeam
>>71799266

Playing with a group of friends once a couple of us tried, and slightly succeeded in seducing an earth elemental... Our DM didn't really let it affect the combat, but played along a little bit with the descriptions :)

Anonymous
>>71797260

Now we need to see a Bard Zen Sketch. Lets make this happen people!!!

KaiserDunk
>>71815463

LOL! “I don’t care what the size of the room is. I. Cast. Fireball!”

ThirdKind

Uh...yeah I got nothin

Injoma

I.... Need this series.

Anonymous

Sythe: "I shift into my feral form!" *poof!...is a Nibb*