Magic, tech and tickles (Patreon)

"So, you want to see another magic trick, eh, ladies? Well, there are a few of my tricks that I don't usually perform in front of the general public, but for two lovely ladies like yourselves, I could show them to you in a private session at my house, where laughter is guaranteed. Plus, I just happen to have a couple of... ahem, state-of-the-art armchairs in the basement that I've been dying to try out... According to the salesman, they're so comfortable that no one would get up from them until the end of the show. What do you say?"