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Harem should use the map to find the Info Desk, where she can ask about the secret backdoor used to sneak the rest of the team in. 

It makes sense that if you're designing the Death Star, it's a reasonable bet that you won't get a lot of interlopers running around in the halls, so some maps on the walls making it easy to find things probably isn't going to compromise security. Well, as long as you don't advertise the location of the secret self destruct button or anything like that. But even marking out where the Emperor's personal restroom is located, or the main reactor chamber won't really compromise security because even in a "secure" base, there's going to be people guarding important areas.

That's probably a pretty cushy job, guarding a thing in a secret and/or impermeable base, because there's really nothing to do... right up until there is something to do, when the base does get infiltrated, and that's when you get strangled by an extension cord from behind and your corpse is used to jam up the gears on the thing that keeps the base from exploding.

Of course, if you're the guy guarding the Emperor's private bathroom, then you know that the Leftenant in charge of your squad is going to be a real hard-ass because he thinks keeping anyone else from ever using that restroom is his ticket to a promotion and failing that simple task means he's gonna get force choked.

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Thorbjørn Steen

What are the chances that those aforementioned secret escape tunnels are clearly marked internally with emergency exit signs?

Anton Schleef

Depends on if they're up to full OSHA code or not. If so, they're absolutely marked. If not, then they definitely aren't marked. With the level of competency shown by this group of villains so far I'm leaning more towards them being marked, but in some manner so that it isn't supposed to be obvious that they're an emergency escape of some sort. However, with any reasonably intelligent intruders it'll end up being painfully obvious after the second or third time they see one.

Eric Loken

I think it's part of the hiring process and security plan to have people with smaller than typical feet, that way invaders looking to use their outfit won't be able to wear their shoes/ boots, or will suffer increasing discomfort if they do manage to wedge their feet in.

Person

I'm genuinely surprised Harem didn't sub out the shoes.

Some Ed

To an extent, it's a challenge for how extensive her shoe collection is. If it's really extensive, I'd expect her to sub out. If not, as someone mentioned above, shopping for shoes with a particular look on demand is not exactly the best of plans.

eddi_TBH

A nonstandard sign like, "This Way to The Egress" ala PT Barnum.

eddi_TBH

This is job is on a time limit. While Chimyriad might not need an actual rescue, grabbing her and the drive needs to be done before the bodies get discovered.

Some Ed

@eddi_TBH: I'm pretty sure Jiggawatt knew that before she started the second timer for everybody. Harem also knew before she started a third timer. But it's the nature of this sort of business. Dwell time is something every infiltrator has to worry about. I mean, technically speaking, Chimyriad also has a timer going. But given her power set, she can do interesting things with said timer. Overall, she still probably has a timer, but it likely tends to run a lot longer than the other timers we're talking here. It makes sense for her to have gone in first.