Grrl Power #1030 - Wing Woman and the Forklift (Patreon)

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It's not show clearly on this page, but that guy is carrying a palette with a big water tank on it. Or maybe it's fry oil for the mess. Doesn't matter, it's like a 300 gallon tank and if it's close to full then it probably weighs about a ton. There's a better shot of it on the next page.

The problem with having moderate super strength is that your job would quickly become "forklift." I guess there are worse things though, especially if you got paid at least as much as a forklift operator, plus some portion of the forklift maintenance budget. Presumably if you can lift as much as a forklift, you're probably more maneuverable even if you're not quite as fast on a straightaway, so that's another selling point.

The thing is though, you start feeling underappreciated as the strong guy in your unit, then the boss hires a bunch of nine foot tall demons whose primary function in an assault is to toss a 20 ton steel pylon 500 yards to smash enemy armor, and you're like, well, what the shit? I guess I'll just carry moderately heavy stuff. Nothing like being the bantamweight strong guy.

To anyone worried about it, I don't think the back of knees are anyone's fetish. To be clear, literally anything is someone's fetish, but the incident rate of kneebackphillia has got to be lower than statistical error noise.